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20X6

Characters in 20X6:

Strong Bad – Stinkoman

Poopsmith – Stickly-Man

King of Town – Santa Man

Homestar – Homekid (20X6 Homestar)

Coach Z – Zee-Gee-Oh (20X6 Coach Z)

In a snow less city on Decemberween Eve, Stinkoman and Stickly-Man met on the grass.

"IS it NECESSARY to have a CHALLENGE on Decemberween Eve?" asked Stinkoman.

Stickly-Man nodded.

"Okay! Double Deuce!" shouted Stinkoman as they both jumped.

Stickly-Man was about to do his signature shovel stab when Stinkoman did his signature Double Deuce through Stickly-Man, making him die like Megaman would in the game. However, Stinkoman was still flying. And for that, he sliced through a plane.

"Oh no!" exclaimed Santa Man, who was flying the plane.

Then the plane crashed onto the ground as Stinkoman landed.

"Yeah! I totally 20X6'd you good!" shouted Stinkoman as Homekid came.

"Hey Stinkoman! You sliced up Santa Man's plane!" exclaimed Homekid.

"Oh no!" shouted Stinkoman as he observed the destruction he had just made.

Then he found a sack and began looking in it.

"What are you looking for?" asked Homekid.

"My present, duh," replied Stinkoman as he continued looking, until he froze.

"What?"

"All right!" shouted Stinkoman as he held up his present, a Stinkoman chibli-doll, or a small, cute-looking Stinkoman doll, "My very own Stinkoman chibli-doll!"

"I got a Stinkoman chibli-doll too! It's original!" shouted Homekid as he held up his doll he found in the sack.

"Give me that! All originals are mine, since I'm Stinkoman!" said Stinkoman as he took Homekid's doll.

"Yeah! You're right!" replied Homekid.

Suddenly, a white hand took a doll and gave it to Homekid. Then it took the other doll. Then we see that the white hand was a hologram made by Zee-Gee-Oh, the wise.

"Whoa! Zee-Gee-Oh! WHAT are you doing with my CHIBLI-DOLL?" asked Stinkoman.

"Stinkoman, you have ruined Decemberween for this city. You have injured Santa Man, so no one will get their presents. You must deliver the rest of the present to the civilians, or you will never get your chibli-doll back," ordered Zee-Gee-Oh.

"WHAT? That's not right!" shouted Stinkoman.

"Well, it is," replied Zee-Gee-Oh as he teleported.

"WAIT! I'm not going to do a sissy job of being the present, giver, guy, man, Stinkoman," argued Stinkoman as Zee-Gee-Oh's hologram came back.

"WHAT?? That isn't good enough for you? Then, I'll, uh, fine, I'll make you fight Santa Man. If you win, you get your chibli-doll back. If you lose, uh, that's undecided," explained Zee-Gee-Oh.

"OKAY!" shouted Stinkoman as Zee-Gee-Oh revived Santa Man.

"You'll pay, uh, guy, man, Stinkoman!" shouted Santa Man.

"Not unless I win. Now I will do my STINKO KICK!" shouted Stinkoman as he kicked a few times, shooting fireballs at Santa Man.

A few scorched Santa Man.

"Now for my REAL STINKO KICK!" shouted Stinkoman as he jumped to Santa Man to kick him really hard with his metal boots.

Suddenly, Santa Man shot a barrage of snowballs at Stinkoman, sending him to the ground in a pile of snow.

"MAN! This stinks," remarked Stinkoman before bursting out of the snow with a Double Deuce.

"Prepare for my more deadlier weapons!" said Santa Man as he tossed presents at Stinkoman, blowing up on him.

"That's lame, man, lame! LAME AS YOU!" shouted Stinkoman before Santa Man pelted Stinkoman with snowballs and present bombs again.

"You will never win against me! You will pay! Especially since I haven't been able to eat my two-hundred billion cookies and milk!" shouted Santa Man.

"So what? Prepare for my DOUBLE DEUCE!" shouted Stinkoman as he jumped into the air.

Then Santa Man shot a wreath at Stinkoman. It wrapped around his neck. For a second, we see only Stinkoman's head surrounded by the wreath. Red letters say "Happy Decemberween (Happy Decemberween in Japanese)" before Stinkoman (with his whole body) fell to the ground while the wreath pinned him.

Then red futuristic words that said "GAME OVER" appeared on the screen.

"Oh crap! I lost again!" shouted Strong Bad as he finished playing the computer game on The Cheat's Tangerine Dreams computer.

Then The Cheat and Homestar walked to Strong Bad at the computer.

"Seriously, The Cheat. This is the worst Decemberween present you've ever given me last year. I mean, Stinkoman Vs. Decemberween? Jeez, I'd have more fun with mud and a stick, and a rock," complained Strong Bad.

"And it's fun! Ooh, a video game! Let me play! Let me play!" shouted Homestar as he played the computer game.

Stinkoman was at the beginning of the level. Then he ran until he came to a bottomless pit. Instead of jumping over it, Stinkoman ran into it and fell into the bottomless pit to his doom. Then the Game Over message appeared again.

"I win! You know, since the game is ovew," said Homestar as The Cheat pushed him away and played the game.

After two minutes, The Cheat got to the fight between Stinkoman and Santa Man. The Cheat made Stinkoman to a lot of cool combos in order to do a Super Deuce, so he defeated Santa Man in a minute, showing the words "CONGRETULATION!" in green.

"Whoa! You're good. For that, you get… something good and fancy as soon as I think of it. Come on The Cheat," said Strong Bad as he left the room with The Cheat following.

"So, weadews, what the cwap am I doing hewe?" asked Homestar as he sat on the stool.

THE END

NOTE: The spelling is intentional. It was from a Strong Bad email DVD bonus email: videro games.

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK'S DECEMBERWEEN STORY, CHEAT COMMANDOS, DECEMBERWEEN, OR DESTRUCTIONWEEN?