Secret Affairs of the Janitor
Author's Note: I don't own these characters, as unfortunate as that may be. Le sigh. I have to say, I'm the first to do this combination. Tee hee. Get over it. But my sick mind was just reeling over what couple would be the most disturbing and least expected. Anywho, I hope you enjoy the story.
"There you are," His voice rang out down the hall, "I've been looking for you."
The Hogwarts' janitor, Argus Filch walked down the hall. He wore his scruffy clothes and his hair was mangled and tangled. But Percy thought it was perfect.
Percy wore his robes, the prefect pin on his chest. His red hair was affray from the rounds of Hogwarts he'd taken that day. Argus loved everything about it.
"Funny, but I'd been looking for you as well." Percy said, his sharp voice was now warm and loving.
The two embraced and set off down the hall.
"How was your day?" Argus asked like the old housewife he was at heart.
"Fine, but those first years need to stop running in the halls." Percy complained. Argus smiled and kissed his beloved on the cheek.
"I'm sure you need a nice rest and a good meal. Something those house elves will never be able to offer." Argus said.
"You know, I have a feeling you're right." Percy smiled and wrapped his arm around Argus' waist.
Argus unlocked his office and let Percy in. Percy sat on the edge of the desk and crossed his legs.
"So where's my dinner?" Percy asked with a smirk. He leaned over onto one hand and looked into Argus' face. "I won't be cheated out of the meal I came here for."
Argus grinned, "You'll have to work for it."
Percy laughed to himself.
"Just what I'd hoped for."
AN: Ha, that's the first chapter! I just thought I'd see how this goes and if you're interested you sick little people, I'll update. Leave me reviews and I'll see what happens.