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Door #13
"Mother?"
"Yes, Draco?"
"How does Father Christmas manage to deliver presents to children all over the world in the one night?"
"He has a Time Turner."
"Mother?"
"Yes, Draco."
"How does Father Christmas get to all the children all over the world?"
"By Floo."
"Mother?"
"Yes, Draco?!"
"Is Father Christmas a wizard?"
"Of course."
"Do you think he was in Gryffindor or Slytherin? I mean, he wears a lot of red and he's nice to everyone no matter who they are but he sneaks into people's houses in the middle of the night and - "
"Good night, Draco."
"Good night, Mother."
