Alucard's Familiar: (Snickering like a moron) "Hi!"

Seras: "She did it again."

Alucard's Familiar: (Nods)

Seras: "She doesn't own ANYTHING!"

Integra: "Thank God!"

Red Little Demon

Integra playfully boxed the vampire over the head with her fist and stole his guitar. Tuning it as she walked, the woman easily evaded Alucard's attempts at getting him back. She knocked the microphone standing into him and he nearly tripped, catching himself, but losing his chance at getting his precious instrument back.

"You job is to not miss any notes Alucard," Integra said as she turned on her amp, playing a few cords to get her fingers re-acclimated to the bigger string instrument.

"Mind those words Master," Alucard smirked as Seras flipped on her amp. Alucard was standing too close with the microphone, causing feedback, making them all cringe while Seras turned her amp down and Alucard stumbled away.

"Ow, moron," Integra muttered at the red clad vampire.

"My Master, please, utter more sweet words of nothingness into my ear," Alucard said.

"Shut up," Integra said and held his guitar as though she were going to smash it into the ground.

Alucard growled, but kept silent.

"My, you two are in the Christmas Spirit," Pip said as he arrived with his own guitar.

"Mind your words Captain, I am your boss," Integra warned.

"Yes Sir," Pip said as he plunked his amp down. "You two zeem to be in a bleak mood for doing somezing fun."

"This is just how Master and Sir Integra act all of the time," Seras said.

"Ah," Pip said as he switched on his amp and tuned.

"All of you seem cheery today," Walter said as he walked in, carrying a new head for the bass drum. "Just allow me to fit this and we will continue."

"Hm," Integra set the guitar on its stand and went over to her keyboard and fiddled with a melody for a little while. Alucard picked up his guitar and played along, filling the room with a loud, full arsenal of melody and harmony.

"Well, if you two are done making the windows clatter, shall we continue?" Walter asked.

"Yes Walter," Integra said as she stole the guitar again.

Alucard, Seras, and Pip started off, growling various sounds into the microphone before two of them moved away and Alucard sang the first verse.

"My little demon, comin' on down." He grinned as he listened to guitar come in loud and strong, "My little demon's turnin' me around." He watched the woman who was his master easily work her way through the notes. "All of my friends keep on tellin' me. That I just ain't the man I used to be."

There was a collect grin as everyone came in, "I really don't like it...ain't nothing I can do.

I really don't like it...I'm leaving it to you."

"My little demon, making me choose." Alucard watched as Pip and Integra on the next part, one doing one part, the other doing the second. "Making me an offer I can't refuse." They repeated the process. "Hard as a rock, dry as a bone..." This time it was only Pip, "Big or little, know that I will take you home." And Integra took the end.

"I really don't like it...ain't nothin' I can do. I really don't like it...I'm leaving it to you."

Seras and Pip came back in with Alucard, growling into the microphone. They kept it up as Alucard sang, "Why try to hide it? Fight it...fight it!"

Integra surprised Alucard and ferocity of her solo. He was pleased to watch her hand easily slid over strings, never missing beat.

"I really don't like it...ain't nothing I can do. I really don't like it...I'm leaving it to you."

All of them, aside from Walter, stood near back-to-back with one another, "My little demon is coming after me. My little demon...It's all that I can do… To keep that little demon...To keep that little demon...Just to keep that little demon… Away from you!"

Pip took the end solo, while Integra managed a creepy sound of falling in the background next to the bass. Each ended with same cord, laughing as Alucard nearly knocked over the microphone stand once again.

Two people sat in a dark corner watching, "That was a little harder to do than the first one."

"There he goes!" Degan laughed as Alucard fell off the stage.

"Slipping that shot of Jack Daniel's into his blood before Walter took it did pay off," Alucard's Familiar grinned.

Degan stared down into his drink, "What's in mine?"

She looked over at what he was drinking, "Nothing, yours is clean."

"Whew," he downed the rest of it. "So, dinner?"

"Sure, just gimmi a sec," Alucard's Familiar stood up and folded a piece of paper into an airplane, then sent it sailing in the direction of the five on the opposite side of the room. Then they slipped out of the room.

Walter caught the flying paper, "I say," he unfolded it and read it. "Seems a little tipsy neh?" He looked down at the vampire that lay sprawled on the floor with Seras and Integra poking him. "Explains things…"

OOOO

Alucard's Familiar: "Again, this was made in pure fun and humor. Reviews are greatly appreciated, flames for this will be ignored, because I don't care. (Grin) One more part to go. The next one will be slightly more serious, no where near as silly, and probably not a songfic, but no promises on the last part. Happy Holidays!"