(Still Malik's POV and still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.)
Chap. 2-Marik
"MARIK!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LIVING ROOM?!?!?!"
Did what just happen really happen or am I just crazy? Actually, I probably am crazy...That's not that point. What happened to my floor?
At this point, I think the size of my eyes exceeded their limit on my face.
Are those ants crawling out of the holes in the ground? ...I think I'm going to cry. "Marik, you owe me a floor."
"Not my fault!! Not my fault!! It was his fault!!" The very smart and behaving yami of mine points to the cricket I have in a cage. "...Marik, I'm going to take off your head now." There's a knife somewhere in the kitchen, so I go there.
While walking, I wonder 'Why is there only one knife in the kitchen? Aren't there different kinds for different uses? Like butter knife, bread knife, turkey knife...I think. But our house only has one. ONE lousy knife that I use for absolutely everything from cutting meat to poking holes in pieces of paper that give me paper cuts.'
You know, I always get paper cuts when I hold paper from the side, and now I'm starting to think that they are plotting against me. They're just jealous of my plans to take over the world. I will destroy all of them!! Papyrus was always more less sharp. Why don't they make papyrus anymore? Damn new special paper that gives me the hurtful cuts.
Hey, I'm in the kitchen. What was I doing?
Didn't Yami tell me to do something today? That accursed pharaoh is always telling me to do things for him. What am I, his servant? If I recall, it was I that had all the mind slaves. Wonder whatever happened to them. Maybe they decided to go for a swim. Those robes weren't meant to be for the water, though. It's a pity. Maybe I should start making water-proof clothes instead.
Ooh, a soda is in the fridge. I grab it and walk past my yami to go to my room to watch TV. Why is Marik staring at me? Does he plan to steal my soda? I glare at him and say, "This soda's mine," and run to my room.
He's giving me that look that Ryou always gives me. I hate that look, it scares me. Hmm.....Spongebob's on. Awesomez!
Chap. 2-Marik
"MARIK!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LIVING ROOM?!?!?!"
Did what just happen really happen or am I just crazy? Actually, I probably am crazy...That's not that point. What happened to my floor?
At this point, I think the size of my eyes exceeded their limit on my face.
Are those ants crawling out of the holes in the ground? ...I think I'm going to cry. "Marik, you owe me a floor."
"Not my fault!! Not my fault!! It was his fault!!" The very smart and behaving yami of mine points to the cricket I have in a cage. "...Marik, I'm going to take off your head now." There's a knife somewhere in the kitchen, so I go there.
While walking, I wonder 'Why is there only one knife in the kitchen? Aren't there different kinds for different uses? Like butter knife, bread knife, turkey knife...I think. But our house only has one. ONE lousy knife that I use for absolutely everything from cutting meat to poking holes in pieces of paper that give me paper cuts.'
You know, I always get paper cuts when I hold paper from the side, and now I'm starting to think that they are plotting against me. They're just jealous of my plans to take over the world. I will destroy all of them!! Papyrus was always more less sharp. Why don't they make papyrus anymore? Damn new special paper that gives me the hurtful cuts.
Hey, I'm in the kitchen. What was I doing?
Didn't Yami tell me to do something today? That accursed pharaoh is always telling me to do things for him. What am I, his servant? If I recall, it was I that had all the mind slaves. Wonder whatever happened to them. Maybe they decided to go for a swim. Those robes weren't meant to be for the water, though. It's a pity. Maybe I should start making water-proof clothes instead.
Ooh, a soda is in the fridge. I grab it and walk past my yami to go to my room to watch TV. Why is Marik staring at me? Does he plan to steal my soda? I glare at him and say, "This soda's mine," and run to my room.
He's giving me that look that Ryou always gives me. I hate that look, it scares me. Hmm.....Spongebob's on. Awesomez!