(What do you think? I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh)
Chap. 3-Tea (Tea bashing!!)
Walking on the street bored as heck, I notice a pink dot from far away. It seemed to be getting bigger by the second. Squinting at it, I notice that it seems to be a person with brown hair.
Oh my-
"HHHEEEEYYY MAAALIIIKKK!!!!!"
Aauugghh!!!! I'm going to barf!!!! Shit!! How can she run that fast? Must look for a hammer or something.
"Malik!!! You will pay!!"
And that's coming from a disgusting pink girl-thing with a disgusting voice and a disgusting foul mouth with the disgusting pink? I'm disgusted!!
The she-thing runs over to me and starts ranting about how I 'tainted' her friendship with Yugi, Joey, and what's-his-shit. I want to kick her right now, but I really don't want to have to make my shoe dirty.
Um...Not that I like my shoe or anything. Don't listen to Bakura!! He says lies about my shoe! AALLL LIIIEESS!!!!
*flashback*
Bakura: Hey, Ryou, wanna know something about Malik?
Ryou: Um...Ok, I guess.
Bakura: He kisses his shoe!!
Ryou: ........
*end flashback*
O-K, that's enough of that.
I try to walk away from her, but she just follows me around while ranting on and on and on and on and on and on-......you get the point, right? Wait, I'm talking to myself again. (Cue sweatdrop)
I wonder if I can get something to eat. I like food, yes, food good thing. Maybe there's a place where I can get burgers around here somewhere. Hmm...
"And another thing!! Friendship is not something you can hurt when all my friends work together and I know that I.."
Sheesh, this thing is annoying. Aw, heck, I'll just sanitize my shoe later.
I kick her in the ass and stomach, and then roll her onto the street. Walking away while whistling innocently would be a good thing to do right now, so I do just that. I gotta find something to sanitize my shoe.
Yay! I think I just heard a car run over something with a bump sound!!
Chap. 3-Tea (Tea bashing!!)
Walking on the street bored as heck, I notice a pink dot from far away. It seemed to be getting bigger by the second. Squinting at it, I notice that it seems to be a person with brown hair.
Oh my-
"HHHEEEEYYY MAAALIIIKKK!!!!!"
Aauugghh!!!! I'm going to barf!!!! Shit!! How can she run that fast? Must look for a hammer or something.
"Malik!!! You will pay!!"
And that's coming from a disgusting pink girl-thing with a disgusting voice and a disgusting foul mouth with the disgusting pink? I'm disgusted!!
The she-thing runs over to me and starts ranting about how I 'tainted' her friendship with Yugi, Joey, and what's-his-shit. I want to kick her right now, but I really don't want to have to make my shoe dirty.
Um...Not that I like my shoe or anything. Don't listen to Bakura!! He says lies about my shoe! AALLL LIIIEESS!!!!
*flashback*
Bakura: Hey, Ryou, wanna know something about Malik?
Ryou: Um...Ok, I guess.
Bakura: He kisses his shoe!!
Ryou: ........
*end flashback*
O-K, that's enough of that.
I try to walk away from her, but she just follows me around while ranting on and on and on and on and on and on-......you get the point, right? Wait, I'm talking to myself again. (Cue sweatdrop)
I wonder if I can get something to eat. I like food, yes, food good thing. Maybe there's a place where I can get burgers around here somewhere. Hmm...
"And another thing!! Friendship is not something you can hurt when all my friends work together and I know that I.."
Sheesh, this thing is annoying. Aw, heck, I'll just sanitize my shoe later.
I kick her in the ass and stomach, and then roll her onto the street. Walking away while whistling innocently would be a good thing to do right now, so I do just that. I gotta find something to sanitize my shoe.
Yay! I think I just heard a car run over something with a bump sound!!