(Important note!!)
(Actually not that important but you should read it anyway XD)
Ok, ok, ok. For people who don't know it, Malik is how they spell his name in the Japanese version, and I'm using that one. And for reasons I cannot explain because I don't know them, Malik is the Hikari and Marik is the Yami. It's easier for me that way.
Oh, and it's up to you to decide if Malik kisses his shoe or not. Do you believe Bakura? Or Malik? Gee, two psychotic killers to choose from.
Since we're talking about Bakura after all, let's do him for this chapter. Let the chaos ensue! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Both of them will be pretty much stupid, evil, and weird all at the same time, just to let you know.
Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 4-Bakura
"Malik...Hey, Malik..."
Who is talking to me? Is it my cricket again? I'll kill him..or eat him...
"MALIK!!! WAKE UP!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Falling out of my bed, I notice who was talking to me. "Ryou?"
"It's me, dipshit."
"....Ryou, I never knew you cussed..."
Ow!! Someone smacked me in the head! "It's Bakura, you lame excuse for an item holder!!"
"But I'm not holding an item. I'm sleeping."
"............"
"What? Hey, Ryou, your hair's messed up."
"AAAAUUUGGGH!!! I AM NOT RYOU!!! I AM BAKURA!!!!"
Who? Oh, yeah, him. I think I'm going to go back to sleep now. Climbing back onto my bed, I see Bakura's hand raised up on top of me. I wonder what he's going to do with th-
SMACK!
...Ow....
Immediately jumping out of the comfort of my bed, I tackle Bakura to the ground and start screaming in his face. Hahahahaha, yes, someday I will rule the world. Then I'll scream in everyone's face. Yay!
"You bastard!! Don't ever do that when I'm trying to sleep!! Can't you see I need to rest!?! I was up late last night watching the marathon of-"
"Porno?"
"EW!! NO!! JUST BECAUSE I'M A PERVERT DOESN'T MEAN I WATCH PORNO, YOU SICK TWISTED-"
"Bastard?"
"....Shut up."
I swear I'm going to get him for that. He is going to pay for his incompetence!! The mother fu-
"You got anything to eat?"
"STOP CUTTING ME OFF!!!"
"Gee, someone sure is cranky."
Is he smirking? I'm going to kick his ass later, I swear it. I must devise a plan!! Running, also known as walking quickly, to my room, I start writing down traps I could use on Bakura while still in my pajamas. Don't you dare ask me what they look like!!
Hm...Cannon, pile of shit, a lamp, a very hot bowl....
Yes..excellent. Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Grinning evilly to myself, I close my notebook, also known as the 'Book of evil plans'.
Suddenly, the unexpected happens!! My stomach growls. I'm hungry.
Running, also known as walking quickly, down the stairs, I head for the kitchen. I see Bakura doing the unthinkable!!
'HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????' I think, 'HOW COULD HE DO THAT?!?!?!?!'
(To be continued tomorrow, I'm too lazy)
(Actually not that important but you should read it anyway XD)
Ok, ok, ok. For people who don't know it, Malik is how they spell his name in the Japanese version, and I'm using that one. And for reasons I cannot explain because I don't know them, Malik is the Hikari and Marik is the Yami. It's easier for me that way.
Oh, and it's up to you to decide if Malik kisses his shoe or not. Do you believe Bakura? Or Malik? Gee, two psychotic killers to choose from.
Since we're talking about Bakura after all, let's do him for this chapter. Let the chaos ensue! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Both of them will be pretty much stupid, evil, and weird all at the same time, just to let you know.
Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 4-Bakura
"Malik...Hey, Malik..."
Who is talking to me? Is it my cricket again? I'll kill him..or eat him...
"MALIK!!! WAKE UP!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Falling out of my bed, I notice who was talking to me. "Ryou?"
"It's me, dipshit."
"....Ryou, I never knew you cussed..."
Ow!! Someone smacked me in the head! "It's Bakura, you lame excuse for an item holder!!"
"But I'm not holding an item. I'm sleeping."
"............"
"What? Hey, Ryou, your hair's messed up."
"AAAAUUUGGGH!!! I AM NOT RYOU!!! I AM BAKURA!!!!"
Who? Oh, yeah, him. I think I'm going to go back to sleep now. Climbing back onto my bed, I see Bakura's hand raised up on top of me. I wonder what he's going to do with th-
SMACK!
...Ow....
Immediately jumping out of the comfort of my bed, I tackle Bakura to the ground and start screaming in his face. Hahahahaha, yes, someday I will rule the world. Then I'll scream in everyone's face. Yay!
"You bastard!! Don't ever do that when I'm trying to sleep!! Can't you see I need to rest!?! I was up late last night watching the marathon of-"
"Porno?"
"EW!! NO!! JUST BECAUSE I'M A PERVERT DOESN'T MEAN I WATCH PORNO, YOU SICK TWISTED-"
"Bastard?"
"....Shut up."
I swear I'm going to get him for that. He is going to pay for his incompetence!! The mother fu-
"You got anything to eat?"
"STOP CUTTING ME OFF!!!"
"Gee, someone sure is cranky."
Is he smirking? I'm going to kick his ass later, I swear it. I must devise a plan!! Running, also known as walking quickly, to my room, I start writing down traps I could use on Bakura while still in my pajamas. Don't you dare ask me what they look like!!
Hm...Cannon, pile of shit, a lamp, a very hot bowl....
Yes..excellent. Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Grinning evilly to myself, I close my notebook, also known as the 'Book of evil plans'.
Suddenly, the unexpected happens!! My stomach growls. I'm hungry.
Running, also known as walking quickly, down the stairs, I head for the kitchen. I see Bakura doing the unthinkable!!
'HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????' I think, 'HOW COULD HE DO THAT?!?!?!?!'
(To be continued tomorrow, I'm too lazy)