Auugghhh!!! My internet wasn't working all day yesterday!! I blame my
dad. Anyway, here's the next chapter of Bakura. Guess what, Ivy? You
were right!! (Check the reviews if you're lost) I do read all my reviews,
every single one of them.
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh damnit!
Chapter 5- Bakura Continued
"You can cook. Oh dear Ra, you know how to cook!"
He stares at me and says "Duh! It's not like Ryou's always home, so I have to cook my own food, damnit!"
"Aw, that's unfair. I thought you always stole everything you wanted to eat. Didn't you used to eat raw meat?"
"I found out that you can get worms from that."
He shuddered, and I'm just scared right now. When did he learn to cook, and how did he know about worms? If he's an ancient Egyptian spirit, does he even need to worry about that? Why am I talking to myself again? Is that a fish I see on the table?
I should carry aspirins with me or something...I keep getting headaches. Note the sweatdrop on my head when I say this: There is still a hole in my living room the size of a dining table!! Curses!! CURSES!!!!
I forgot to cut off his head!!! Why did I have to have Marik? WWHHYYY???
Because it's the pharaoh's fault!! Yes, blame everything on the pharaoh and it'll be perfect. "Hehehehehehe...."
Ack!! The look!! NOOOOOO!!!! Damn you, Bakura!! Damn you!!! "Damn you to hell!!"
.....I think Bakura's about to smack me again. AAHHH!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!
Jumping quickly under the table in my kitchen and glare at Bakura. "You will not take my life again, tomb robber!!
"...Idiot," and he goes right back to his cooking. I really don't trust him, so I grab my many junk foods and run to my room.
My room is actually pretty small. Why'd I choose that room, anyway? I think it's because there were two rooms connected to that one and I could store stuff inside them. One would be my junk and shit room, and the other would be a room. A normal room filled with animals! Fufufu...
I like collecting animals that I find in random places. I got crickets, other bugs, birds, snakes, bigger snakes, and some cats. I wonder if they ate each other yet...
A long, long, long, long, long, looooonnnnnnggggg time ago, I got a book about snakes and I started learning about them. But it also had all this other shit about frogs, swamps, lizards and gizzards, and-
.....What the heck is a gizzard, anyway? Can someone please help me here? Oh, wait, I'm alone, all alone in my room with nothing but my TV, my food, and my many animals clawing and chewing at each other in the next room. Oh, what joy.
Gasp! Do I hear blood spurting out of an animal's veins? Disgusting, yes, but it's not like I'm the one being massacred. Maybe I should start feeding my pets. I only had them for 4 months, but I think I should feed them.
Walking over to the room, I open it and I'm greeted by a horrific sight. Quickly closing the door, I realize that I don't think I need to feed them.
Seems safer for my hand if I don't feed them. They can find their own food, right? Yeah...
I hear the door close downstairs. Hmm...Guess Bakura left. How long has it been?
Looking outside the window, I see that it's dark.
"Oh..."
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh damnit!
Chapter 5- Bakura Continued
"You can cook. Oh dear Ra, you know how to cook!"
He stares at me and says "Duh! It's not like Ryou's always home, so I have to cook my own food, damnit!"
"Aw, that's unfair. I thought you always stole everything you wanted to eat. Didn't you used to eat raw meat?"
"I found out that you can get worms from that."
He shuddered, and I'm just scared right now. When did he learn to cook, and how did he know about worms? If he's an ancient Egyptian spirit, does he even need to worry about that? Why am I talking to myself again? Is that a fish I see on the table?
I should carry aspirins with me or something...I keep getting headaches. Note the sweatdrop on my head when I say this: There is still a hole in my living room the size of a dining table!! Curses!! CURSES!!!!
I forgot to cut off his head!!! Why did I have to have Marik? WWHHYYY???
Because it's the pharaoh's fault!! Yes, blame everything on the pharaoh and it'll be perfect. "Hehehehehehe...."
Ack!! The look!! NOOOOOO!!!! Damn you, Bakura!! Damn you!!! "Damn you to hell!!"
.....I think Bakura's about to smack me again. AAHHH!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!
Jumping quickly under the table in my kitchen and glare at Bakura. "You will not take my life again, tomb robber!!
"...Idiot," and he goes right back to his cooking. I really don't trust him, so I grab my many junk foods and run to my room.
My room is actually pretty small. Why'd I choose that room, anyway? I think it's because there were two rooms connected to that one and I could store stuff inside them. One would be my junk and shit room, and the other would be a room. A normal room filled with animals! Fufufu...
I like collecting animals that I find in random places. I got crickets, other bugs, birds, snakes, bigger snakes, and some cats. I wonder if they ate each other yet...
A long, long, long, long, long, looooonnnnnnggggg time ago, I got a book about snakes and I started learning about them. But it also had all this other shit about frogs, swamps, lizards and gizzards, and-
.....What the heck is a gizzard, anyway? Can someone please help me here? Oh, wait, I'm alone, all alone in my room with nothing but my TV, my food, and my many animals clawing and chewing at each other in the next room. Oh, what joy.
Gasp! Do I hear blood spurting out of an animal's veins? Disgusting, yes, but it's not like I'm the one being massacred. Maybe I should start feeding my pets. I only had them for 4 months, but I think I should feed them.
Walking over to the room, I open it and I'm greeted by a horrific sight. Quickly closing the door, I realize that I don't think I need to feed them.
Seems safer for my hand if I don't feed them. They can find their own food, right? Yeah...
I hear the door close downstairs. Hmm...Guess Bakura left. How long has it been?
Looking outside the window, I see that it's dark.
"Oh..."