Well, I guess I'm writing about Joey, then. Keep voting for characters!
You know I won't write more if you don't! Don't vote, don't read!
(Yes, I do hate Tristan, but I don't hate Joey. Malik might, though, so...yeah.)
I do not own the Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 6-Joey
I can't believe I have to buy my own groceries! Where's Isis when you need her? Oh, of course, she's off on an archaeological dig with some special friends that could alter life and death as we know it! Tch, like that matters. What really matters is how full my refrigerator and how much food is inside my stomach!
Ooh, meat. Walking down the aisle of...the meat...I see..is it? No, it cannot be! Joey! Eek! (AN -Gee, that was a real surprise..*points to chapter title*)
Joey looks at me and says, "Marik?"
'What...an...idiot.'
He looks all angry and pissed. "You remember what ya did to me at Battle City?!"
Ok, now I'm scared. Is there anywhere to hide? Looking around, I see meat. And fish. Ack! There's nowhere to hide!!
"DUDE, YOU GONNA PAY!"
(Warning-Malik's Rant) Can someone say, 'Grammar problems?' Not that I don't have grammar problems myself, but I'm not the main character. They usually pay more attention to what they say instead of the evil villains, like moi. It's pretty unfair. I mean, why should I make my awesome speeches of evil when no one pays attention to it? Maybe if they paid more attention, they could probably find loopholes or something! But nooooo, they just have to be so smart and daring with their 'fighting for justice' thing that they don't pay attention to MY grammatical errors! Smart people like evil villains always look for loopholes! It helps them be evil! I remember that I saw this show where the evil dude kept finding loopholes to the rules, making him not in trouble. If other people did that..coughpharaohcough..then it'd probably be more difficult trying to win when you're being cheated against! Not to mention, in a lot of shows, the people who make it always use the joke, 'Who's they?' in part of the story, like- (End Rant)
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY-"
As I was saying....no one ever-
Oh shit, he's chasing me! Quickly running down the aisle, I notice a lot of people staring, but they do that a lot anyway. Probably 'cause of my good looks.
I'm almost out of the store, but he just keeps on going!! Damn, all of the pharaoh's friends run fast! (Tea bashing!) Even that slutty bitch, Tea! (End Tea bashings!)
If only I had the damn Millennium Rod right now! I can't believe I left it at home, stupid therapy. 'You don't need it,' they say, 'It builds your self-esteem to not take it with you all the time.' And that was right before I bashed his head in on the table, too.
EW, fat old lady with too much smelly make-up and a fat old dog with too much make-up says-or actually screeches-"Watch where you're going, young man!! People are trying to walk here!!!! Of all the undignified things to do, you barbaric child!"
Ugh, it's things like her that make me want to puke all over her fat little ugly dog!
I forgot why I'm running...Hey, look, it's Joey. Why's he running, too? Are we in a race?
"YOU BASTARD!!!"
I guess not....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL PISSED OFF MUTT ON THE LOOSE!!!!"
"WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!"
I think he has the evil cross-eyed look that people usually use on chat and stuff that look like this: . Real scary when you see in on their actual face.
Oh man, he's still chasing me, what the heck is wrong with that kid? He has some problems.
Hey, a nickel!
Ahem, anyway. AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's chasing me, he's chasing me, he's chasing, chasing, chasing me!! I'm gonna die!! Looking back, I see him running, but then he trips on the nickel and goes unconscious. I stop running, pick up the nickel, and walk back to my house. The groceries can wait. I got A NICKEL!!!!! Hehehehehehe....
(Yes, I do hate Tristan, but I don't hate Joey. Malik might, though, so...yeah.)
I do not own the Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 6-Joey
I can't believe I have to buy my own groceries! Where's Isis when you need her? Oh, of course, she's off on an archaeological dig with some special friends that could alter life and death as we know it! Tch, like that matters. What really matters is how full my refrigerator and how much food is inside my stomach!
Ooh, meat. Walking down the aisle of...the meat...I see..is it? No, it cannot be! Joey! Eek! (AN -Gee, that was a real surprise..*points to chapter title*)
Joey looks at me and says, "Marik?"
'What...an...idiot.'
He looks all angry and pissed. "You remember what ya did to me at Battle City?!"
Ok, now I'm scared. Is there anywhere to hide? Looking around, I see meat. And fish. Ack! There's nowhere to hide!!
"DUDE, YOU GONNA PAY!"
(Warning-Malik's Rant) Can someone say, 'Grammar problems?' Not that I don't have grammar problems myself, but I'm not the main character. They usually pay more attention to what they say instead of the evil villains, like moi. It's pretty unfair. I mean, why should I make my awesome speeches of evil when no one pays attention to it? Maybe if they paid more attention, they could probably find loopholes or something! But nooooo, they just have to be so smart and daring with their 'fighting for justice' thing that they don't pay attention to MY grammatical errors! Smart people like evil villains always look for loopholes! It helps them be evil! I remember that I saw this show where the evil dude kept finding loopholes to the rules, making him not in trouble. If other people did that..coughpharaohcough..then it'd probably be more difficult trying to win when you're being cheated against! Not to mention, in a lot of shows, the people who make it always use the joke, 'Who's they?' in part of the story, like- (End Rant)
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY-"
As I was saying....no one ever-
Oh shit, he's chasing me! Quickly running down the aisle, I notice a lot of people staring, but they do that a lot anyway. Probably 'cause of my good looks.
I'm almost out of the store, but he just keeps on going!! Damn, all of the pharaoh's friends run fast! (Tea bashing!) Even that slutty bitch, Tea! (End Tea bashings!)
If only I had the damn Millennium Rod right now! I can't believe I left it at home, stupid therapy. 'You don't need it,' they say, 'It builds your self-esteem to not take it with you all the time.' And that was right before I bashed his head in on the table, too.
EW, fat old lady with too much smelly make-up and a fat old dog with too much make-up says-or actually screeches-"Watch where you're going, young man!! People are trying to walk here!!!! Of all the undignified things to do, you barbaric child!"
Ugh, it's things like her that make me want to puke all over her fat little ugly dog!
I forgot why I'm running...Hey, look, it's Joey. Why's he running, too? Are we in a race?
"YOU BASTARD!!!"
I guess not....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL PISSED OFF MUTT ON THE LOOSE!!!!"
"WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!"
I think he has the evil cross-eyed look that people usually use on chat and stuff that look like this: . Real scary when you see in on their actual face.
Oh man, he's still chasing me, what the heck is wrong with that kid? He has some problems.
Hey, a nickel!
Ahem, anyway. AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's chasing me, he's chasing me, he's chasing, chasing, chasing me!! I'm gonna die!! Looking back, I see him running, but then he trips on the nickel and goes unconscious. I stop running, pick up the nickel, and walk back to my house. The groceries can wait. I got A NICKEL!!!!! Hehehehehehe....