Oh, I am so proud. *sniffs* Anyway, you people go read Mariks Chaos
Goddess' story, Malik at Large (the Yami, not the Hikari) after reading
mine, ok? It's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, er...good! Read
it and Review, and I'll be checking if you did! Bwuahahahahaha!!!! Help me
encourage her to write more, people! *ahem* anyway, I guess I'll be
writing about the pharaoh.....Yes, I do mean Yami Yugi. (Who will just be
called Yami like usual)
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Chapter 7-Yami
Ah, a comforting morning in the park. The birds chirping, the squirrels...um...squeaking, and the annoying pharaoh telling me to do stuff for him. Oh, how he will pay....with cash!
Wait, that wasn't right.
Ooh, hey, is that a spy I spy spying on..other spies? No, it's the pharaoh, checking for traps that I laid for him. Damn Yugi person suggesting we should spend more time together in an effort to get along and damn Marik for betting on how long until the pharaoh's head is 'misplaced' on his neck.
I have to not do anything to him until night or else I won't get my 50 bucks! My face currently looks all cross-eyed. I picked it up from Joey. .
(AN, hey, I think this will actually be a long chapter)
Following him around the park, BORED. Watching him look at the sites, STILL BORED. Trying to resist the urge to pull of his arms, VERY, VERY BORED!! Ugh, I wish I had some kind of sticky note to stick on my head saying the word, "bored" over and over and over and over and over again. (AN-For people who recognize where this came from, I do not own Kids Next Door)
Hmm, it's the afternoon, I can tell cause people are eating. Now, I'm hungry.
"PHARAOH!!"
"...what?"
"I'm hungry. Buy me some food."
"......."
"What? I promise not to hack your head off until it gets dark." I take out this huge knife that I was carrying (AN- Do NOT ask me where he puts it) I bet he didn't count on me carrying that. His eyes get all big and freaked, and he agrees. Yes, I was right. Then, he leaves quickly.
Now at least, I'll be sure to get my 50 and free food. Well, free for me, but that pharaoh has to pay. Hahahaha...ha!
He comes back a few minutes later, (Running abilities!) and gives me a burger and fries. This will do very nicely. He sits down next to me looking tired and starts staring at a tree. Does he find that tree interesting or something?
I try to stare at the tree while eating, and I notice random markings on it. Strange... Finishing in (Looks at watch) 2 minutes, I walk over and stare at the tree for a few minutes and yami just sits there also staring at the tree. Damn unfair, does he have better eyesight then me or something?
Hey, it's a story.
'Once upon a time, there lived 3 happy apples who were happily living with a happy little boy in Happyland. One day, all the people in Happyland got hungry and ate the 3 apples and turned into ferocious beasts. Later, all the beasts destroyed the world!!!!!'
o.o;
Wow...that is such..a weird story. Hey, who wrote this thing?
Ooh, look at Yami's face!! Look at it!! O.0; Hahahahahaha!!! That is so messed up! He must've read the story. Aw, some people are sooo slow.
I think it's somewhere around 4. Glancing at this kid who walks by with a watch, (Gee, how convenient) I see that it is 5. I was close!! So ever close!
What in the heck is the pharaoh doing? Ra, it's so boring in a park. Could've been an amusement park, but nooooo, had to be a lousy stinkin' park. Is that an old dude I see rolling down the hill?
Yami takes out this packet of sugar coated sugar candies and starts to eat them. I would think that this is dangerous if I wasn't so caught up in staring at the old guy saying, "Whhhheeeeeeee!!!!" and rolling, rolling, rolling down the hill.
The pharaoh suddenly jumps up from his seat and runs over to the old guy.
This is he: "HEY, CAN I JOIN YOU???"
The old guy says, "SURE, DUDE!! YOU A BEGINNER?"
"YEAH!!!"
" JUST ROLL DOWN IT, DUDE!!"
"OK!!!"
..........Anybody else notice something weird about this picture? Yami, the almighty pharaoh, ruler of Egypt, is rolling down a hill with a hairy old guy who seems to be drunk. I really don't think that I should go anywhere near them. Besides, it's already nighttime. I'm going home, screw the chopping off the pharaoh's head idea. Getting out my knife, I carve my own story below the one about ferocious beasts and apples and head home.
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Ok, so it wasn't that long, but heck, it was 1 to 2 pages on Microsoft word longer than the other ones. Oh, and in case anyone wants to know the story that Malik carved, just ask. If I get 5 people asking me what the story it, I'll tell you in the next chapter. (I'm doing Tristan bashing!)
IMPORTANT NOTE!! Do none of you read the rules?? Vote for characters by submitting reviews to the Rules of Voting chapter!!
Disclaimer-Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! X_X
Chapter 7-Yami
Ah, a comforting morning in the park. The birds chirping, the squirrels...um...squeaking, and the annoying pharaoh telling me to do stuff for him. Oh, how he will pay....with cash!
Wait, that wasn't right.
Ooh, hey, is that a spy I spy spying on..other spies? No, it's the pharaoh, checking for traps that I laid for him. Damn Yugi person suggesting we should spend more time together in an effort to get along and damn Marik for betting on how long until the pharaoh's head is 'misplaced' on his neck.
I have to not do anything to him until night or else I won't get my 50 bucks! My face currently looks all cross-eyed. I picked it up from Joey. .
(AN, hey, I think this will actually be a long chapter)
Following him around the park, BORED. Watching him look at the sites, STILL BORED. Trying to resist the urge to pull of his arms, VERY, VERY BORED!! Ugh, I wish I had some kind of sticky note to stick on my head saying the word, "bored" over and over and over and over and over again. (AN-For people who recognize where this came from, I do not own Kids Next Door)
Hmm, it's the afternoon, I can tell cause people are eating. Now, I'm hungry.
"PHARAOH!!"
"...what?"
"I'm hungry. Buy me some food."
"......."
"What? I promise not to hack your head off until it gets dark." I take out this huge knife that I was carrying (AN- Do NOT ask me where he puts it) I bet he didn't count on me carrying that. His eyes get all big and freaked, and he agrees. Yes, I was right. Then, he leaves quickly.
Now at least, I'll be sure to get my 50 and free food. Well, free for me, but that pharaoh has to pay. Hahahaha...ha!
He comes back a few minutes later, (Running abilities!) and gives me a burger and fries. This will do very nicely. He sits down next to me looking tired and starts staring at a tree. Does he find that tree interesting or something?
I try to stare at the tree while eating, and I notice random markings on it. Strange... Finishing in (Looks at watch) 2 minutes, I walk over and stare at the tree for a few minutes and yami just sits there also staring at the tree. Damn unfair, does he have better eyesight then me or something?
Hey, it's a story.
'Once upon a time, there lived 3 happy apples who were happily living with a happy little boy in Happyland. One day, all the people in Happyland got hungry and ate the 3 apples and turned into ferocious beasts. Later, all the beasts destroyed the world!!!!!'
o.o;
Wow...that is such..a weird story. Hey, who wrote this thing?
Ooh, look at Yami's face!! Look at it!! O.0; Hahahahahaha!!! That is so messed up! He must've read the story. Aw, some people are sooo slow.
I think it's somewhere around 4. Glancing at this kid who walks by with a watch, (Gee, how convenient) I see that it is 5. I was close!! So ever close!
What in the heck is the pharaoh doing? Ra, it's so boring in a park. Could've been an amusement park, but nooooo, had to be a lousy stinkin' park. Is that an old dude I see rolling down the hill?
Yami takes out this packet of sugar coated sugar candies and starts to eat them. I would think that this is dangerous if I wasn't so caught up in staring at the old guy saying, "Whhhheeeeeeee!!!!" and rolling, rolling, rolling down the hill.
The pharaoh suddenly jumps up from his seat and runs over to the old guy.
This is he: "HEY, CAN I JOIN YOU???"
The old guy says, "SURE, DUDE!! YOU A BEGINNER?"
"YEAH!!!"
" JUST ROLL DOWN IT, DUDE!!"
"OK!!!"
..........Anybody else notice something weird about this picture? Yami, the almighty pharaoh, ruler of Egypt, is rolling down a hill with a hairy old guy who seems to be drunk. I really don't think that I should go anywhere near them. Besides, it's already nighttime. I'm going home, screw the chopping off the pharaoh's head idea. Getting out my knife, I carve my own story below the one about ferocious beasts and apples and head home.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ok, so it wasn't that long, but heck, it was 1 to 2 pages on Microsoft word longer than the other ones. Oh, and in case anyone wants to know the story that Malik carved, just ask. If I get 5 people asking me what the story it, I'll tell you in the next chapter. (I'm doing Tristan bashing!)