About the last chapter where Malik had a watch, and then he needed this
other kid's watch...er....don't ask.
It's a tie between Tristan, Mokuba, and Duke. Well..since SOME people aren't voting, I'm doing Tristan. I wanna bash him! XD
Oh yeah, and I'm telling you what he wrote, too. The 'tile fish' was my friend's idea, and I won't say their name unless they ask. Fufufu...Anyway...here's the little note/warning that Malik carved on the tree:
"SUGARY MADNESS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! ALL SHALL HAIL DOWN TO ME!! MALIK ISHTAR!! AND SUGAR!! BEHOLD!! The fish, the fish, the fishy fish! Nobody can see them, but I know!! Created from sugar and randomness, the tile fish have come to enslave us all! They live on the tiles..and when you step on them, you suddenly forget where you're going! (That's why people forgot what they're doing so quickly) BEWARE THE TILE FISH!!!"
Ok, I kinda changed it a bit, but it's still the same name and..habitat! That is a lot of exclamations....On with the story!
Chapter 8-Tristan
(Twitch. Twitch.) What the heck is wrong with this guy? It's like he can't stop being an idiot! I watch him as he runs around terrorizing little kids. How the heck did I end up here anyway?
...I forget.
Damnit, he's scary. Not scary like my yami scary. My yami is I-want-to- destroy-everything kind of scary. Bakura would be I-need-blood kind of scary. Tristan is Ha-ha-I'm-a-poopyhead-please-insult-me-scary. Would you like me to give you a list of all the kinds? I can show you charts and diagrams.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!! CHUNKY CHICKEN CHILDREN!"
That. Is. Not. Right.
Oh dear Ra, now he's chasing a kid on a tricycle and it looks like the kid's having a seizure/heart attack! Strange...
It seems that the kid has fainted and the fool decides to poke his pointy head on a fence. Very strange. And I thought I was the telepath.
Uh-oh, I think he notices me. Turning around slowly, I try to walk away, but he screams, "BAKURA!!"
(Malik Rant # 2. Or is it 3? ...7? Anyway..watch what happens when Malik thinks a little too much about himself.)
I am NOT Bakura!! Why do people keep thinking I'm Bakura? I don't even look like him. Much. If people are colorblind, maybe, but come on!! I have beached blonde hair and he has...white. Like, "No!! I fell into a tub of white-out!" kind of white. And I am obviously much smarter, and talented..and funny! And adorable, and pretty, and-
..................I didn't just say that, you know.
Aaaaahh!! What in the hell is that? Oh gods, he can poke out someone's eyes with that hair of his. Come to think of it, he looks like this unicorn, just more deformed and..unnatural.
Very, very deformed and unnatural.
He comes up to me and says, "Hey, how are ya, buddy? See any good movies, lately? I think there was this one time I-"
Zoning out..So bored..can't focus...can't..
"Hey, you're not Bakura!" Took him long enough.
"AAHHH!!! IT'S A PSYCHOPATH FREAK!! HELP ME, MOMMY!!"
I beg his pardon? Er..actually I don't. Ahem, anyway..
"How dare you call the great Malik Ishtar a freak!! I might be a psychopath but I am most certainly not a freak!"
"Aaaahhh!! It talks!!" o.O Right..moron.
Daaaammnnn, his hair is point-y!! I bet he uses that as a weapon.
Wait...
"AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!"
It's a tie between Tristan, Mokuba, and Duke. Well..since SOME people aren't voting, I'm doing Tristan. I wanna bash him! XD
Oh yeah, and I'm telling you what he wrote, too. The 'tile fish' was my friend's idea, and I won't say their name unless they ask. Fufufu...Anyway...here's the little note/warning that Malik carved on the tree:
"SUGARY MADNESS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! ALL SHALL HAIL DOWN TO ME!! MALIK ISHTAR!! AND SUGAR!! BEHOLD!! The fish, the fish, the fishy fish! Nobody can see them, but I know!! Created from sugar and randomness, the tile fish have come to enslave us all! They live on the tiles..and when you step on them, you suddenly forget where you're going! (That's why people forgot what they're doing so quickly) BEWARE THE TILE FISH!!!"
Ok, I kinda changed it a bit, but it's still the same name and..habitat! That is a lot of exclamations....On with the story!
Chapter 8-Tristan
(Twitch. Twitch.) What the heck is wrong with this guy? It's like he can't stop being an idiot! I watch him as he runs around terrorizing little kids. How the heck did I end up here anyway?
...I forget.
Damnit, he's scary. Not scary like my yami scary. My yami is I-want-to- destroy-everything kind of scary. Bakura would be I-need-blood kind of scary. Tristan is Ha-ha-I'm-a-poopyhead-please-insult-me-scary. Would you like me to give you a list of all the kinds? I can show you charts and diagrams.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!! CHUNKY CHICKEN CHILDREN!"
That. Is. Not. Right.
Oh dear Ra, now he's chasing a kid on a tricycle and it looks like the kid's having a seizure/heart attack! Strange...
It seems that the kid has fainted and the fool decides to poke his pointy head on a fence. Very strange. And I thought I was the telepath.
Uh-oh, I think he notices me. Turning around slowly, I try to walk away, but he screams, "BAKURA!!"
(Malik Rant # 2. Or is it 3? ...7? Anyway..watch what happens when Malik thinks a little too much about himself.)
I am NOT Bakura!! Why do people keep thinking I'm Bakura? I don't even look like him. Much. If people are colorblind, maybe, but come on!! I have beached blonde hair and he has...white. Like, "No!! I fell into a tub of white-out!" kind of white. And I am obviously much smarter, and talented..and funny! And adorable, and pretty, and-
..................I didn't just say that, you know.
Aaaaahh!! What in the hell is that? Oh gods, he can poke out someone's eyes with that hair of his. Come to think of it, he looks like this unicorn, just more deformed and..unnatural.
Very, very deformed and unnatural.
He comes up to me and says, "Hey, how are ya, buddy? See any good movies, lately? I think there was this one time I-"
Zoning out..So bored..can't focus...can't..
"Hey, you're not Bakura!" Took him long enough.
"AAHHH!!! IT'S A PSYCHOPATH FREAK!! HELP ME, MOMMY!!"
I beg his pardon? Er..actually I don't. Ahem, anyway..
"How dare you call the great Malik Ishtar a freak!! I might be a psychopath but I am most certainly not a freak!"
"Aaaahhh!! It talks!!" o.O Right..moron.
Daaaammnnn, his hair is point-y!! I bet he uses that as a weapon.
Wait...
"AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!"