Sorry I haven't updated in almost two weeks!! One week, I went on a
cruise, and this week, I've been lazy. Sorry! Anyway, I'll try to update
more now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
This chapter is pointless.
Chapter 9-Old guy and other Yu-Gi-Oh characters
Ah...Sitting in the park again..It's too early for this. What am I doing here anyway? Oh well. zZzZz....
= an hour later =
"Hey little dude.."
"I'm not a little dude!!" I attack the offender, only to find out it's no one I know.
What the heck? It's an old wrinkly guy in a gray jump-suit...Aaaaaaahhh!! My eyes!!! They burn!!!!
The evil ugly guy says, "When you're my age, everyone's a little dude, little dude!"
...Yeah, that's true.
He relaxes and starts to talk to me. "Anyway, you little dudes these days should be exercising, not sitting around like me. Look at how happy those kids are over there........."
He points to Tea and Tristan getting run over by a bulldozer.
"...and how tranquil the water is..."
BAM!! I see Bakura angrily throw a chair with Ryou on it into lake.
"...and how peaceful the animals are..."
Some random squirrels run by being chased by a sugar-high Marik and Yami is trying to stop him.
"....and-"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Be calm, little dude!! Anyway, let's talk about the presidents..."
What kind of topic is that?
"You know Ulysses Simpson Grant, his original name was Hiram Ulysses Grant, and then..."
Zoning out..can't focus...must...
Hey, wait, if his original name was Hiram Ulysses Grant, that must mean that his initials spelt H.U.G., and if he needed to use his initial under a letter to another president they were having a war with...And he was writing a peace treaty. He would've wrote something like, "-and I hope we could work out our differences and stop this war. Signed, Hiram Ulysses Grant. H.U.G." That must've been embarrassing. The other president would be all like, "What the heck is with this guy? I don't wanna hug him! The war goes on!!" Heh, disaster initials.
"and that is how the whale became the "Majestic animal of the sea."
Whaaaa....?
"Anyway, ooh, here comes another little dude to talk to!"
Mokuba comes running up to us followed by a pissed-off Seto Kaiba.
"Hey, Malik!! What are you doing here?"
I shrug and he goes on, "Big brother brought me here because I wanted to because I thought it would be fun because..."
Kaiba comes up behind Mokuba and sees the old guy.
"YOU!!!"
"Why, hello little dude, long time no see!"
"Don't call me little dude, you...you...senior!"
Gee, that was so intimidating. Great insult, Kaiba!
"You will not talk to me ever again!"
"Now, what kind of attitude is that, little dude? Get with the groove on, yeah!"
He gets up next to Kaiba and starts to dance next to him. Oh, this is entertaining.
"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, get the groove on, baby!!"
O.O Not entertaining anymore.
Mokuba finally decides to speak up. "Yeah! Dance, big brother!" He moves next to the old guy and starts to dance, too.
My eyes!! They burn!!
"Come on, little dude, you gotta get with the beat!"
"NEVER!! AND STOP CALLING ME LITTLE DUDE!!!!" He's finally snapped. Running off into the distance, he's screams, "BOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!" and runs off with Mokuba chasing after him, yelling, "Come back big brother!! We're not done yet!!!"
The old guy sits back down next to me. "Well, that was fun while it lasted." I scoot over a little...just in case.
"Hey, what's that little dude doing in there?"
I look over where he's pointing and I see Mako Tsunami with a fishing spear swimming around in the lake. That is just...strange. Isn't he supposed to be in the ocean or sea or whatever?
For some reason, he decides to stop swimming and runs over to us.
"Greetings, my friends, what brings you to this great water of the oceans?"
"Er...Mako, in case you haven't noticed, this is a lake, and we're not your friends. Especially not me."
"...Then you must be a foe!" He gets out a 2 miniature water gun and starts to spray it at our hair. "Beware of the great and mighty sea! For you will succumb to its great power!"
...
The old guy next to me starts bowing down to him. "I succumb to the great sea!!!"
O.o You have got to be kidding me.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES, THE SEA, IT RULES ALL!!!!"
"Oh please..."
"You dare defy the sea?"
"Yep."
He gets this weird look all over his face and starts to run to the lake again. "I WILL RETURN!!" Mako jumps in, splashing random people around the lake.
Pegasus, who was fishing on the side, says, "Hey, you wetted my beautiful body!
Oh dear Ra, I think I'm going to puke.
"Anyway, little dude..."
That's getting VERY annoying.
"...name two things that Thomas Jefferson invented."
"Why?"
"..."
"Ok, er...pillows and wooden turtles."
"Nice try, little dude! Two of Thomas Jefferson's many inventions are electricity and the rolly chair thingy. I should know. I was there when he invented it!"
O_______________O How old is this guy?
He then walks in front of me and puts his hands on my shoulder. Grinning like he has mad cow disease, he says, "It's been great talking to you, littl-"
The old guy falls on the floor and starts twitching in random places.
...
I hear Yugi screaming, "MALIK!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!??!?"
Time to run away.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
This chapter is pointless.
Chapter 9-Old guy and other Yu-Gi-Oh characters
Ah...Sitting in the park again..It's too early for this. What am I doing here anyway? Oh well. zZzZz....
= an hour later =
"Hey little dude.."
"I'm not a little dude!!" I attack the offender, only to find out it's no one I know.
What the heck? It's an old wrinkly guy in a gray jump-suit...Aaaaaaahhh!! My eyes!!! They burn!!!!
The evil ugly guy says, "When you're my age, everyone's a little dude, little dude!"
...Yeah, that's true.
He relaxes and starts to talk to me. "Anyway, you little dudes these days should be exercising, not sitting around like me. Look at how happy those kids are over there........."
He points to Tea and Tristan getting run over by a bulldozer.
"...and how tranquil the water is..."
BAM!! I see Bakura angrily throw a chair with Ryou on it into lake.
"...and how peaceful the animals are..."
Some random squirrels run by being chased by a sugar-high Marik and Yami is trying to stop him.
"....and-"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Be calm, little dude!! Anyway, let's talk about the presidents..."
What kind of topic is that?
"You know Ulysses Simpson Grant, his original name was Hiram Ulysses Grant, and then..."
Zoning out..can't focus...must...
Hey, wait, if his original name was Hiram Ulysses Grant, that must mean that his initials spelt H.U.G., and if he needed to use his initial under a letter to another president they were having a war with...And he was writing a peace treaty. He would've wrote something like, "-and I hope we could work out our differences and stop this war. Signed, Hiram Ulysses Grant. H.U.G." That must've been embarrassing. The other president would be all like, "What the heck is with this guy? I don't wanna hug him! The war goes on!!" Heh, disaster initials.
"and that is how the whale became the "Majestic animal of the sea."
Whaaaa....?
"Anyway, ooh, here comes another little dude to talk to!"
Mokuba comes running up to us followed by a pissed-off Seto Kaiba.
"Hey, Malik!! What are you doing here?"
I shrug and he goes on, "Big brother brought me here because I wanted to because I thought it would be fun because..."
Kaiba comes up behind Mokuba and sees the old guy.
"YOU!!!"
"Why, hello little dude, long time no see!"
"Don't call me little dude, you...you...senior!"
Gee, that was so intimidating. Great insult, Kaiba!
"You will not talk to me ever again!"
"Now, what kind of attitude is that, little dude? Get with the groove on, yeah!"
He gets up next to Kaiba and starts to dance next to him. Oh, this is entertaining.
"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, get the groove on, baby!!"
O.O Not entertaining anymore.
Mokuba finally decides to speak up. "Yeah! Dance, big brother!" He moves next to the old guy and starts to dance, too.
My eyes!! They burn!!
"Come on, little dude, you gotta get with the beat!"
"NEVER!! AND STOP CALLING ME LITTLE DUDE!!!!" He's finally snapped. Running off into the distance, he's screams, "BOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!" and runs off with Mokuba chasing after him, yelling, "Come back big brother!! We're not done yet!!!"
The old guy sits back down next to me. "Well, that was fun while it lasted." I scoot over a little...just in case.
"Hey, what's that little dude doing in there?"
I look over where he's pointing and I see Mako Tsunami with a fishing spear swimming around in the lake. That is just...strange. Isn't he supposed to be in the ocean or sea or whatever?
For some reason, he decides to stop swimming and runs over to us.
"Greetings, my friends, what brings you to this great water of the oceans?"
"Er...Mako, in case you haven't noticed, this is a lake, and we're not your friends. Especially not me."
"...Then you must be a foe!" He gets out a 2 miniature water gun and starts to spray it at our hair. "Beware of the great and mighty sea! For you will succumb to its great power!"
...
The old guy next to me starts bowing down to him. "I succumb to the great sea!!!"
O.o You have got to be kidding me.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES, THE SEA, IT RULES ALL!!!!"
"Oh please..."
"You dare defy the sea?"
"Yep."
He gets this weird look all over his face and starts to run to the lake again. "I WILL RETURN!!" Mako jumps in, splashing random people around the lake.
Pegasus, who was fishing on the side, says, "Hey, you wetted my beautiful body!
Oh dear Ra, I think I'm going to puke.
"Anyway, little dude..."
That's getting VERY annoying.
"...name two things that Thomas Jefferson invented."
"Why?"
"..."
"Ok, er...pillows and wooden turtles."
"Nice try, little dude! Two of Thomas Jefferson's many inventions are electricity and the rolly chair thingy. I should know. I was there when he invented it!"
O_______________O How old is this guy?
He then walks in front of me and puts his hands on my shoulder. Grinning like he has mad cow disease, he says, "It's been great talking to you, littl-"
The old guy falls on the floor and starts twitching in random places.
...
I hear Yugi screaming, "MALIK!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!??!?"
Time to run away.