Oh, I thank all you people for your reviews!! Just telling, but I don't
really write these chapters out of ideas I've had previously, just thinking
up stuff as I go along. ^_^ And later...there will be Mokuba, Duke, Kaiba,
Serenity, Isis, Mai, and a surprise character. Some will be bashed, but
others will be spared from the great Malik Ishtar!! Future ruler of this
pathetic mortal planet!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*ahem* anyway...on with the chappy!
And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Chapter 10-Yugi
Hm...at least this won't be as bad as Yami. Walking into the game shop, his grandpa greets me...sorta.
"Why, hello Ryou."
...Do these people not REALIZE that I am Malik? Pathetic people!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHH, THEY WILL PAY!!!
"Yugi's upstairs, go right ahead."
"...ok."
Why did Marik tell me to go here anyway? Oh yeah...so that he would get a job and stop mooching me from my food. -.- Why do I always end up doing his stupid dares?
Opening the door to Yugi's room, I see his back is turned to me and is currently eating something. Strange...Hm, he seems to be mumbling to himself. One time, I saw Isis mumbling to herself about bras and I got scared. I thought she was going to capture me with a bra or something, I'm all like, "oh no!" After that, she did the happy dance on the bed, and then tried on different bras while still wearing her clothes. My mind was mentally scarred after that scene.
"Sugar...yum...haha..."
o.O Beware the crazed-
OH DEAR RA!!! HE SAW ME!!!
"HEEEEEEY MALIK!! WAZZUP?!"
"...the sky."
"CORRECT!! Here, have some sugar!"
"Er...sure, why not?"
~ 2 minutes later ~
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"hic."
Ahahahahaha, there's a tingly feeling in my head, I wonder what that is. Hm...what is he doing now? Aaaaahhhh, the Eminem song, without me, but it has no words...just sound. (I don't own Eminem!!) What good does that do?
Yugi hands me a microphone and says to work with him. Um...okeydokeywhatever.
"You know, Yugi, I'm surprised nobody called you the midget with the lethal hair of doooooooooom yet..."
SCARY YUGI GLARE!!!
~ 5 seconds later ~
Remember this important rule of life....never make fun of Yugi's size....Now lemme just sizzle...
Gods...pain in rib cage...or spine...or abdomen!!
...forget I said that.
"YUGI MUTO!! REAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS!!"
...hey, this could actually be fun...I got dibs on Yami!
(complete caps are Yugi's)
"Two royal palace guards go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..."
"TWO ROYAL PALACE GUARDS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE!!"
o.O "Guess who's back, back again, Yami's back, tell a friend."
I hear some random people outside singing. Both of us walk outside to see what's going on, only to find a mob of Eminem fans singing our song.
"Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..."
Cool!! This is gonna be a lot of fun!! I start to sing the song at the top of my head that I created a long time ago for Eminem. What!? I have a lot of extra time!
"I've created a duel monster, cause nobody wants to see Pegasus no more, they want Yami, I'm chopped liva well if you want yami, then this is what I'll give ya a litter bit of Yugi mixed with the puzzle's flicker some God cards that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than a shock when i get shocked at the shadow realm by the monsters when I'm not cooperatin I'm rockin the duel board while they're operatin you waited this long to stop debatin well, I'm back; I'm on the rag and double duelin! i know that you got a job, Mr Kaiba, but your brother's deck problem is complicatin so the dmc won't let me be or let me be me so let me see they tried to shut me down on kids wb but it feels so empty without me! so come on dip, bum on your lips, jump back, jiggle your hip, and wiggle a bit and get ready cause this is about to get heavy, i just settled all my priests, so 'Fuck you, serenity!!'"
Everybody else starts singing, including Yugi. I wonder where they got the verses...
"NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A DUEL FOR ME, SO EVERYBODY JUST OBEY ME, CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY, CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!"
I never knew I'd have so much fun with the pharaoh's light. This is what happens when innocent people get sugar high!! Wahahahaha...
It reminds me of the time when Ryou got sugar, he started acting like his yami. Instead of taking over the world, though, he attempted to take over the mall. Something about furniture needing better recognition or shit...
Also, one time, Mokuba got sugar and erased almost everything on his brother's hard drives....but he had backup stuff so it doesn't matter. Damn Kaiba and his organization.... -.-
Another person I remember was Isis who got sugar for the first time. She just stood there. And waited. And waited. And waited longer....and then she made tea. She's a scary lady...
WHOA, SHIT!!!
This crowd just threw me up in the air and is carrying me away!!
...awesome!! ^__^
"WHOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU MALIK!!!!"
Did Yugi just...oh well. It turns out that it's dinnertime already and I must be getting home for food!! Conveniently, the crowd drops me off at my house and walk away waving their hands in the air like there's something there they're trying to grab. Yugi lives around very strange people....very strange indeed...
Marik comes out of the house and smirks. "So how terrible was the pharaoh's hikari's house?"
I just grin and sing, "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just obey me, cause we need a little, controversy, cause it feels so empty without meh!!"
He stares at me that creepy way again that he hasn't stared for a few chapters. I hate that stare.
I dance all the way up to my room while still singing and my yami still staring.
"I said this looks like a duel for me, so everybody, just obey me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without MEH!!!"
@ @ @
If you want to have the next verse, just say so in your review and gimme your e-mail. I'm not done with the last verse, though, so you're going to have to wait until I think of it. The reason this chapter took so long to get out is because I was trying to think of the verses. Sorry! ^_^;;
*ahem* anyway...on with the chappy!
And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Chapter 10-Yugi
Hm...at least this won't be as bad as Yami. Walking into the game shop, his grandpa greets me...sorta.
"Why, hello Ryou."
...Do these people not REALIZE that I am Malik? Pathetic people!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHH, THEY WILL PAY!!!
"Yugi's upstairs, go right ahead."
"...ok."
Why did Marik tell me to go here anyway? Oh yeah...so that he would get a job and stop mooching me from my food. -.- Why do I always end up doing his stupid dares?
Opening the door to Yugi's room, I see his back is turned to me and is currently eating something. Strange...Hm, he seems to be mumbling to himself. One time, I saw Isis mumbling to herself about bras and I got scared. I thought she was going to capture me with a bra or something, I'm all like, "oh no!" After that, she did the happy dance on the bed, and then tried on different bras while still wearing her clothes. My mind was mentally scarred after that scene.
"Sugar...yum...haha..."
o.O Beware the crazed-
OH DEAR RA!!! HE SAW ME!!!
"HEEEEEEY MALIK!! WAZZUP?!"
"...the sky."
"CORRECT!! Here, have some sugar!"
"Er...sure, why not?"
~ 2 minutes later ~
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"hic."
Ahahahahaha, there's a tingly feeling in my head, I wonder what that is. Hm...what is he doing now? Aaaaahhhh, the Eminem song, without me, but it has no words...just sound. (I don't own Eminem!!) What good does that do?
Yugi hands me a microphone and says to work with him. Um...okeydokeywhatever.
"You know, Yugi, I'm surprised nobody called you the midget with the lethal hair of doooooooooom yet..."
SCARY YUGI GLARE!!!
~ 5 seconds later ~
Remember this important rule of life....never make fun of Yugi's size....Now lemme just sizzle...
Gods...pain in rib cage...or spine...or abdomen!!
...forget I said that.
"YUGI MUTO!! REAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS!!"
...hey, this could actually be fun...I got dibs on Yami!
(complete caps are Yugi's)
"Two royal palace guards go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..."
"TWO ROYAL PALACE GUARDS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE!!"
o.O "Guess who's back, back again, Yami's back, tell a friend."
I hear some random people outside singing. Both of us walk outside to see what's going on, only to find a mob of Eminem fans singing our song.
"Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..."
Cool!! This is gonna be a lot of fun!! I start to sing the song at the top of my head that I created a long time ago for Eminem. What!? I have a lot of extra time!
"I've created a duel monster, cause nobody wants to see Pegasus no more, they want Yami, I'm chopped liva well if you want yami, then this is what I'll give ya a litter bit of Yugi mixed with the puzzle's flicker some God cards that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than a shock when i get shocked at the shadow realm by the monsters when I'm not cooperatin I'm rockin the duel board while they're operatin you waited this long to stop debatin well, I'm back; I'm on the rag and double duelin! i know that you got a job, Mr Kaiba, but your brother's deck problem is complicatin so the dmc won't let me be or let me be me so let me see they tried to shut me down on kids wb but it feels so empty without me! so come on dip, bum on your lips, jump back, jiggle your hip, and wiggle a bit and get ready cause this is about to get heavy, i just settled all my priests, so 'Fuck you, serenity!!'"
Everybody else starts singing, including Yugi. I wonder where they got the verses...
"NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A DUEL FOR ME, SO EVERYBODY JUST OBEY ME, CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY, CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!"
I never knew I'd have so much fun with the pharaoh's light. This is what happens when innocent people get sugar high!! Wahahahaha...
It reminds me of the time when Ryou got sugar, he started acting like his yami. Instead of taking over the world, though, he attempted to take over the mall. Something about furniture needing better recognition or shit...
Also, one time, Mokuba got sugar and erased almost everything on his brother's hard drives....but he had backup stuff so it doesn't matter. Damn Kaiba and his organization.... -.-
Another person I remember was Isis who got sugar for the first time. She just stood there. And waited. And waited. And waited longer....and then she made tea. She's a scary lady...
WHOA, SHIT!!!
This crowd just threw me up in the air and is carrying me away!!
...awesome!! ^__^
"WHOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU MALIK!!!!"
Did Yugi just...oh well. It turns out that it's dinnertime already and I must be getting home for food!! Conveniently, the crowd drops me off at my house and walk away waving their hands in the air like there's something there they're trying to grab. Yugi lives around very strange people....very strange indeed...
Marik comes out of the house and smirks. "So how terrible was the pharaoh's hikari's house?"
I just grin and sing, "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just obey me, cause we need a little, controversy, cause it feels so empty without meh!!"
He stares at me that creepy way again that he hasn't stared for a few chapters. I hate that stare.
I dance all the way up to my room while still singing and my yami still staring.
"I said this looks like a duel for me, so everybody, just obey me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without MEH!!!"
@ @ @
If you want to have the next verse, just say so in your review and gimme your e-mail. I'm not done with the last verse, though, so you're going to have to wait until I think of it. The reason this chapter took so long to get out is because I was trying to think of the verses. Sorry! ^_^;;