Ok, ok, it's even closer to 100!! Just 14 more. Who will be the 5 people that get to bash he characters mercilessly? And yah, you can use anything you want. Even if you want to do it to one of my favorite characters, I don't mind, cause it's for the fans, hehehe...
Now, let's get this party started!
Oh, and before I forget, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Yes, this is the disclaimer. The disclaimer is this. It's here. The disclaimer.
This is sort of Duke bashing, but not really, so....oh well.
Chapter 12-Duke
Why do I always SOMEHOW end up doing things for people? Isis, Yami, Ryou, and my own YAMI!!! Stupid people bossing me around...like some kind of ...being bossed-around person!!
And NOW Yugi's grandpa wants me to get the Dungeon Dice Monsters game for Yugi as a present!! Why am I doing things for an old guy? HUH?
......I'm talking to myself again, huh?
Oh look, it's the oh-so-huge, show offy place of Duke Devlin. How the heck did they get 'Duke Devlin' from Ryuuji Otogi? I don't get it, is Otogi too pg-13 for kids or something? Stupid dubbers...they made Rishid's name Odion. Oooddioon...it sounds like a new planet....And they made my sister not a goddess anymore!! ...not that I mind...but it sounds so nasty. Ishizu is sooo much harder to pronounce than Isis, which makes the "it's too hard to pronounce" excuse invalid.
I learned harder words! Actually, I just listened to Yami's speech for a while about how I should stop terrorizing my psychiatrist because it's how I got the job. So....boring. How come Yami gets to keep his name? How'd they get Tea from Anzu? And Tristan from Honda? ...Honda's a car!! O.O AN unbelievably old and cheap one...
Haha, I'm a king, I'm...an Arabic king...
Forget I said that.
Erm....where am I? What was I doing? Am I a telemarketer?
Oh yeah, game, grandpa, puzzle....pharaoh, power, God cards, The Winged Dragon of Ra...mine....all mine...my precious....They took my precious, they took it away from me...It was mine... (I don't own Lord of the Rings. XD)
AHHHH!!! THERE'S A VOICE!! A VOICE IN MY HEAD!!
Oh wait, that's just my yami.
This is the first time I'll be using the Hikari talk to yami thing.
Sorry I didn't mention this earlier.
/hi/ - Hikari to yami
shut up - yami to Hikari
You fool!! Shut up and get going, you're supposed to be getting the game for the old man!
/Well, you're supposed to get a job!!/
Shut up, I refuse because I am the great yami and I can refuse anything because yami I am of you, the Hikari, who is not the yami, and because I am the yami, I can refuse to do things that Hikari's cannot refuse to do, for I am YAMI!!!
/uhuh.../
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and he cuts off the link. Why did I end up with the crazy one? Bakura's not as talkative as he is!
Oh Ra, Duke is coming, and he looks like a GIRL!!! He's wearing those dice earrings and the vest and....wait, he always wears that...never mind.
"Hello, Ryou, what brings you here?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHHHAAAA, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE RYOU!!
I run around in circles screaming bloody murder, and I can just FEEL the stare that duke is doing!! Everybody attacks me with that stare, I am NOT crazy!!
"Um....Ryou, what is wrong?"
"I AM NOT RYOU!! I AM THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL DURACELL BATTERY!!"
"...you're Marik, right?"
"MALIK!!"
"Ka-boom."
Oo; eh?
He starts to roll around on the floor laughing like crazy. Man, this guy is weirder than me, and that is really saying something.
"Hey..." I poke him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
...poke....
"Ok, anyway, what'd you come here for?"
"I need your stupid dice game."
He gasps and says, "YOU PLAN TO TAKE OVER MY GAME!"
"No...I want to get one for Yugi because his grandpa said so and why I listened I do not know..."
Man, this guy is annoying. Just give me the friggin game! He's more than the annoying old guy!
Flashback
(wavy thing appears when somebody is trying to do a flashback)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(Wavy thing stops)
I kick Duke. "Will you shut up!? I'm trying to do the wavy thing here!"
"Oh, ok, sorry."
-.-;
Flashback, again
(wavy thing)
"Oh yeah, get the groove on, baby!!"
O.O Not entertaining anymore.
Mokuba finally decides to speak up. "Yeah! Dance, big brother!" He moves next to the old guy and starts to dance, too.
My eyes!! They burn!!
"Come on, little dude, you gotta get with the beat!"
"NEVER!! AND STOP CALLING ME LITTLE DUDE!!!!" He's finally snapped. Running off into the distance, he's screams, "BOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!" and runs off with Mokuba chasing after him, yelling, "Come back, big brother!!" We're not done yet!!!"
(wavy thing)
End flashback
"Ok...so he's not as worse as the old guy."
"Don't yet?"
"Yeah...Now gimme the dice game."
"Why?"
"Cause."
"Cause why?"
"Cause cause."
"Cause cause why?"
"CAUSE CAUSE CAUSE I SAID SO!!"
"Ok! "
Groan....
I get out my Rod and point it in his face.
...The MILLENNIUM Rod, ok?
"O.O" He gives me the game and walks up to me.
"I love you," he says.
"I love you too!"
We hug each other and make out on the floor.
HAHA!! GOT YOU GOOD!! And you are soo easy to trick. I would never do that, that's just...nasty. And...EW, like, shit fucking ew.
...EEWWWW!!!
Ok, here's what actually happened.
"AAAAHHHH!!!! POINTY THING OF DOOOM!!!" and he runs away screaming.
Yeah, another successful mission. I salute to this random guy that walks by and leave the building.
Oh yeah, it sounds so official....I leave the building. giggle
Erm....anyway..yeah.
...END THIS FUCKING CHAPTER!!
Um...end.