Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha characters or the POTC stuff.
A quick summary: Ok basically this story is about Yoko (my made up character) trying to make the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, with all the Inuyasha characters, so she can win an Oscar. Yoko has long brown hair, green eyes, and brown cat ears (gotta luv the ears). Alright let's do this thang!!
Chapter 1: The Big News
All the Inuyasha characters walk into a dark movie studio
Inuyasha; HELLO!!
Kagome; We all got a letter saying to come here!
???: Eh? OH YAY YOU'RE ALL HERE!! My love, turn on the lights.
???: DON"T CALL ME THAT!!
???: JUST TURN ON THE LIGHTS GOD DAMNIT!!
lights flicker on
Yoko; Sorry about that. Now good you all showed. My love please come from hiding.
???: I'M NOT HIDING!!
Yoko; Well then come out we have guests.
???: I KNOW THAT AND I'VE SEEN ALL OF THEM BEFORE ALREADY!!
Yoko; Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
??: Oh shut up!
Inuyasha: Hey I know that voice.
???: Shit.
Inuyasha; Sesshomaru, is that you?
Sesshomaru walks from behind a few crates
Inuyasha; HAHAHAHAHA!!! When did you start dating?
Sesshomaru: I'm not dating anyone she just won't leave me alone.
Naraku: yeah yeah poor you now why the fuck were we sent here!!
Yoko: Very very good question…….
Naraku: TELL US GOD DAMNIT!!
Yoko: Patience is a virtue. Now you all have been called down here to star in my new MOVIE! -
crickets chirp
Yoko: Oy, tough crowd.
Sango: What do you mean star in a movie?
Kagome: We don't know the first thing about acting.
Miroku: Will there be lots of hot women in bikinis?
Sango slaps Miroku
Yoko: sigh. -- This is a movie me and Sesshy-
Sesshomaru: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Yoko: Ahem. This is a movie me and SESSHY are making, and it's called Pirates of the Caribbean! -
crickets chirp
Naraku: I'm out.
Inuyasha: Right behind you. (heh that's a first, Inuyasha agreeing with Naraku)
They all start walking out the door
Yoko: WAIT!! You don't know what you'll be missing!
Naraku flicks Yoko off
Yoko; Come on guys. I'll be paying you!
they all freeze
Miroku; turns around How much?
Yoko: A lot, I'm mean, come one guys think of what you'd be missing. Will be shooting in the Caribbean, this movie might be nominated for the Oscars, and you'll all become rich and famous.
everyone stops to think of the possibilities
INUYASHA'S IMAGINATION: Inuyasha stands alone in a mansion eating all the ramen in the world.
KAGOME AND SANGO'S IMAGINATION: The two of them lay on a tropical beach surrounded by hot guys.
MIROKU'S IMAGINATION: Sorry. Since I'm making this a PG13 story I'm not allowed to show you what he's thinking.
Yoko: Well?
Everyone; WILL DO IT!!
Yoko: YAY!! - My love bring out the contracts.
Sesshomaru: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
Stone-Angel46575; Well what did you guys think?
Readers; You suck.
Stone-Angel46575; Aww that's not very nice and besides I warned you ahead of times that it would suck. BUT I'LL FINISH IT ANYWAYS :p
Plz r&r I must know how bad I suck.