Here it is, the chapter of nonsense and random objects, and for those of
you who want to know, I've completely finished the whole Eminem "Without
Me" song into YuGiOh version. Don't own Eminem or YuGiOh.
Chapter 13-Malik Turns into Random Objects
Mhm, my life is boring, this is boring, everything is boring, I wanna do something, this is boring, I'm bored, is there nothing to do? Cause I'm bored as heck of boredom. There must be something to do around here, there usually is, but the boredness of this bored in my room being alone and bored with no one to bother because I am bored with my grammar problems and bored.
...so bored...
AHHH!!! OH RA, WHAT THE BAJEEBIES WAS THAT SOUND?
"Greetings, Malik Ishtar. I am Shadi, and I have come to....."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR CHEAP SMOKE THAT YOU GOT A FRIGGIN GARAGE SALE, YOU DEATH SENTENCE BRINGER!?!"
"Ahem, I have come to punish you for-"
"NOOOO!!!"
"....because you took-"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
"...the Millennium Rod from-"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Kaiba."
"Oh, ok."
Is that all? I stole the stupid Millennium Rod? He can't do that bad stuff to me for stealing, Bakura does it all the time...
"You must turn into random objects every 10 minutes!!" He makes the scary hand wiggling magical moment motion thingy. "WhoooOoooOOooooo!!"
"..."
Man, he's cheap. -.-
"I will now take my dramatic leave." Shadi flings his turban around and is about to use his "magical" smoke to disappear when he trips on his feet and falls on the floor. Then, he just walks out.
...Yeah, he's very cheap.
-.- What was I doing again? Oh yeah.
Bored of boredomness because bored is not busy because busy is not bored and boredom of this house is the boredest bored of the bored planet of boredmabobs....
*poof*
...Where am I? _ What am I? _ Hm...
I'm a pickle?? I HATE PICKLES!
Ahh, I'm on Joey's plate! Ignore the squeaky shiny green pickle on your plate! I am not here, I do not belong here!
Oh no, he's picking me up. He's about to eat me!
"STOP!!"
"Hey, did my pickle just talk to me?"
Hm...this could be interesting.
"Yes, I am the almighty pickley of great power and relish! Behold my pickle powers!"
"AHH!! CURSED PICKLE!"
"Ok...anyway, behold!"
"Wha happened?"
"because."
"NOOO!!"
Yay, he's now scared of me, the pickle! He starts bowing down to the great fruit of the sour people. Wait, are pickles fruits or vegetables? I'm pretty sure they're a vegetable, but they look like fruit to me. And potatoes are fruits and vegetables, scientific-ficc-fically...
"But I'm still hungry!" Joey picks me up and is about to eat me.
"NUUU!!!!!!"
*poof*
This is strange.....There's something wooden behind me and I'm up in the air a few feet up the ground.....what am I this time-
Ahhh!! I'm swinging back and forth while hitting the wooden thing behind me!! What the heck is happening?
I hear Bakura's voice. O.o
"Damn Ryou, never around when I'm bored, left me with a stupid paddleball, stupid people. There's not even anything to watch on TV, just the lame news....."
Never knew he talked to himself....
Damn, he's hitting me again! Why'd I have to be a paddleball? Why'd I have to be the ball? Why can't I be the paddle? Freak it!
*poof*
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To be continued tomorrow if my internet is working at that time.
Chapter 13-Malik Turns into Random Objects
Mhm, my life is boring, this is boring, everything is boring, I wanna do something, this is boring, I'm bored, is there nothing to do? Cause I'm bored as heck of boredom. There must be something to do around here, there usually is, but the boredness of this bored in my room being alone and bored with no one to bother because I am bored with my grammar problems and bored.
...so bored...
AHHH!!! OH RA, WHAT THE BAJEEBIES WAS THAT SOUND?
"Greetings, Malik Ishtar. I am Shadi, and I have come to....."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR CHEAP SMOKE THAT YOU GOT A FRIGGIN GARAGE SALE, YOU DEATH SENTENCE BRINGER!?!"
"Ahem, I have come to punish you for-"
"NOOOO!!!"
"....because you took-"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
"...the Millennium Rod from-"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Kaiba."
"Oh, ok."
Is that all? I stole the stupid Millennium Rod? He can't do that bad stuff to me for stealing, Bakura does it all the time...
"You must turn into random objects every 10 minutes!!" He makes the scary hand wiggling magical moment motion thingy. "WhoooOoooOOooooo!!"
"..."
Man, he's cheap. -.-
"I will now take my dramatic leave." Shadi flings his turban around and is about to use his "magical" smoke to disappear when he trips on his feet and falls on the floor. Then, he just walks out.
...Yeah, he's very cheap.
-.- What was I doing again? Oh yeah.
Bored of boredomness because bored is not busy because busy is not bored and boredom of this house is the boredest bored of the bored planet of boredmabobs....
*poof*
...Where am I? _ What am I? _ Hm...
I'm a pickle?? I HATE PICKLES!
Ahh, I'm on Joey's plate! Ignore the squeaky shiny green pickle on your plate! I am not here, I do not belong here!
Oh no, he's picking me up. He's about to eat me!
"STOP!!"
"Hey, did my pickle just talk to me?"
Hm...this could be interesting.
"Yes, I am the almighty pickley of great power and relish! Behold my pickle powers!"
"AHH!! CURSED PICKLE!"
"Ok...anyway, behold!"
"Wha happened?"
"because."
"NOOO!!"
Yay, he's now scared of me, the pickle! He starts bowing down to the great fruit of the sour people. Wait, are pickles fruits or vegetables? I'm pretty sure they're a vegetable, but they look like fruit to me. And potatoes are fruits and vegetables, scientific-ficc-fically...
"But I'm still hungry!" Joey picks me up and is about to eat me.
"NUUU!!!!!!"
*poof*
This is strange.....There's something wooden behind me and I'm up in the air a few feet up the ground.....what am I this time-
Ahhh!! I'm swinging back and forth while hitting the wooden thing behind me!! What the heck is happening?
I hear Bakura's voice. O.o
"Damn Ryou, never around when I'm bored, left me with a stupid paddleball, stupid people. There's not even anything to watch on TV, just the lame news....."
Never knew he talked to himself....
Damn, he's hitting me again! Why'd I have to be a paddleball? Why'd I have to be the ball? Why can't I be the paddle? Freak it!
*poof*
@ @ @
To be continued tomorrow if my internet is working at that time.