This is the first, and hopefully, only time, I'll be replying to reviewer's
questions and such on ff.net instead of yahoo mail, but takes too much
time, so I might as well type it all.
Red*- He doesn't get paid for the psychiatrist thing cause it was punishment, sad isn't it?
Yesim@-flamesofeternaldarkness - Sorry, I had to bash Duke/Otogi!! People wanted me to, after all.....
Maho Shojo - Thanks, I'll use him if I need to. I'll probably use it for one of my 'random chapter' things...like that old guy.
Blood Shed Red - Yeah, I know Egyptians speak Arabic, but he's not actually Arabic. So...yeah. O.o
Ok...I think that's all the questions or stuff I wanna say. I think...do I think? Cause I think I do. Wait....
And I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Cause if I did, I would make Malik chew walnuts all day. XD
@ @ @
Chapter 14-Malik Turns into Random Objects P2
...I feel fluffy and soft. Kinda like a...
I'M A PLUSHIE!! Wait...I'm a plushie of myself? Whadda....there are other plushies here, too. A row of them.
Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, and...NOOO, IT'S TEA!!
Suddenly, the other plushies come to life and start to march towards it. ('It' is tea)
What is happening here? Why I am I a plushie? Why are there other plushies here that have come to life? Why are they torturing it? Not that I mind, where am I? But most importantly...
What's for lunch!?
Erm...I mean how long is it until I change again? Ehe....
Ah well. I get out a flamethrower and march with the other plushies towards the evil thing of pink. Did that rhyme or not? I can't really tell. Because I fell. Down a well. Wearing a belt. Eating a shell. Um...and kelp. And I fell deep into hell!! Yeah, who rules? I do. Uhuh.
BURN EVIL THING OF PINK!!! BURN SO BAD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM RULER OF THE FLAMETHROWER!!
*poof*
...Poo!! Poo, I say!
But wait, what is this? I am still furry! But this is real fur....why am I in a tree? This is so unfair! Shadi never said I was supposed to go to different places, what if I end up as a rock in Africa?!?!?!?
...Eh, that can never happen. Anyways, the analyses...I am in a tree. I have fur. I have the biggest urge to bite someone's head off. This must mean that I am....A RABID CHIPMUNK WITH FUURRR!!!!!!
Now to look for victims...Running stealthily upon my tree, I will now seek out my vic-
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm falling from the dreaded tree!!!
Which reminds me, how do trees give off oxygen? They have the whole photosynthesis with the thing from the flowers and flowers being self- reproducing, and then how their seeds float with the wind from matters of inertia...
And then inertia is a measure of mass and that means that it just defines laziness cause we have inertia too. When we're sleeping, we want to keep sleeping, and when we're playing a game, we want to keep playing it, but when we do something we don't like, the force is causing it to go back and make us do something us, just like inertia. Or was it weight....water displacement?
Oh, must attack old guy I see!! This is the same park that I met the old guy at!! And what is this? Yami is talking to the old guy. He seems happy for some reason...but I have the biggest urge to bite off all their heads...
Yes, bite them all off!! Destroy them all!!!!
*poof*
ANNUUBBIISSS IT IS COLD!!
Must be because....because I'm an ice cube. Cool, I'm an ice cube!! Er...no pun intended. Ehehehe.....
And then there was spring mountain water. How do they get the water from mountains anyway? I never seen any springs that were safe to drink from. Does the ice from a mountain melt to form springs or something else?
Hey...
Stop, stop poking me. Tch, stop it! Stop with the poking!! GAHH!! What's with all the pokiness? What's wrong with you!? Stop poking me, you poking thingy!! I will never poke ice again!! Now I know how they feel and the torment and angst they go through!! Nuuuuuu!!!! This is evil, pure evil!!
...STOP WITH THE POKING!
*poof*
I'm an axe!! Of all things, I had to be an axe!!
That's strange, I see this overly decorated pink house with a lot of fluffy bunnies and pink hearts everywhere. That can't be good. Wait, that must mean that...
I'M AT THE THING'S HOUSE!!!
This is hell, hell I say! But wait...I'm an axe, so I can cause bodily destruction! First, to seek out the offender.
...I see it. She is.....painting...her whole deck...with pink paint!!!
SHE'S A DECK MURDERER!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, freak it all! I go in for...bumbumbum, the kill!
OH GODS!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! SHE'S TRYING TO HUG ME, THE AXE!!!
*poof*
The gods have mercy to me!!
Wait, I'm a....this cannot be!! I'm a fwuffy bunny...er, I mean rabbit. Oo;
No, wait, I'm not a rabbit!! I'm just a really, really, really big rat!! Ahahahaha....
\You, my very lame Hikari, is in denial.\
/HEY, YOU SHUT UP! /
\You're stupid, too.\
/...I'm not stupid. /
Damn Marik, I'm not stupid! I try hard enough in school.....
\I can read your mind, smartass!!! You got an F- - - - - - on your last test! \
/I copied off Bakura! /
\.........cheater...Wait....\
o.0; I don't get the point of this conversation.
\I'M SO PROUD!! MY HIKARI IS FINALLY A CHEATER AND AN IDIOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!\
...I'm not an idiot!!
\That's what all idiots say...because....i said it too. -.-\
/moron. /
\AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!! But you...are in denial.\
/.../
\DENIAL, DENIAL!! DENIALDENIALDENIAL!!\
/...next time I look off Ryou's sheet. /
\deenniiall!!\
~___~ he's being weirder than usual.
/Well, your voice changed!! It sounds all low and conceited, you fool! /
\denial, denial! \ Then, he giggles and closes the link.
Uhuh...
*poof*
Groan, this better be the last one. Wait...
I'M A ROCK IN AFRICA!!!!!!!!! X____x
@ @ @
And by the way, the winners that get to bash the characters are:
1) Dark Demon Angel 2) Maho Shojo 3) Kayu 4) TenshiNo Bakura-kun 5) Red*
And the runner-ups (yes, I do have those, who would've guessed, eh?) are:
Blood Shed Red Rose-White BishounenzAngel Chaotic Vampire Goddess Ranma Higurashi
Sorry this took so friggin' long!! My computer wouldn't let me login! ....grrr!!!
Will the first 5 winners please e-mail me at malik_ishtar67@yahoo.com and tell me EXACTLY how you want the people to be bashed? Reply within the next 2 weeks starting October 10 and ending at October 21. Thank you, and I apolugize for speling ani names rong. *nodnod*
Red*- He doesn't get paid for the psychiatrist thing cause it was punishment, sad isn't it?
Yesim@-flamesofeternaldarkness - Sorry, I had to bash Duke/Otogi!! People wanted me to, after all.....
Maho Shojo - Thanks, I'll use him if I need to. I'll probably use it for one of my 'random chapter' things...like that old guy.
Blood Shed Red - Yeah, I know Egyptians speak Arabic, but he's not actually Arabic. So...yeah. O.o
Ok...I think that's all the questions or stuff I wanna say. I think...do I think? Cause I think I do. Wait....
And I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Cause if I did, I would make Malik chew walnuts all day. XD
@ @ @
Chapter 14-Malik Turns into Random Objects P2
...I feel fluffy and soft. Kinda like a...
I'M A PLUSHIE!! Wait...I'm a plushie of myself? Whadda....there are other plushies here, too. A row of them.
Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, and...NOOO, IT'S TEA!!
Suddenly, the other plushies come to life and start to march towards it. ('It' is tea)
What is happening here? Why I am I a plushie? Why are there other plushies here that have come to life? Why are they torturing it? Not that I mind, where am I? But most importantly...
What's for lunch!?
Erm...I mean how long is it until I change again? Ehe....
Ah well. I get out a flamethrower and march with the other plushies towards the evil thing of pink. Did that rhyme or not? I can't really tell. Because I fell. Down a well. Wearing a belt. Eating a shell. Um...and kelp. And I fell deep into hell!! Yeah, who rules? I do. Uhuh.
BURN EVIL THING OF PINK!!! BURN SO BAD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM RULER OF THE FLAMETHROWER!!
*poof*
...Poo!! Poo, I say!
But wait, what is this? I am still furry! But this is real fur....why am I in a tree? This is so unfair! Shadi never said I was supposed to go to different places, what if I end up as a rock in Africa?!?!?!?
...Eh, that can never happen. Anyways, the analyses...I am in a tree. I have fur. I have the biggest urge to bite someone's head off. This must mean that I am....A RABID CHIPMUNK WITH FUURRR!!!!!!
Now to look for victims...Running stealthily upon my tree, I will now seek out my vic-
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm falling from the dreaded tree!!!
Which reminds me, how do trees give off oxygen? They have the whole photosynthesis with the thing from the flowers and flowers being self- reproducing, and then how their seeds float with the wind from matters of inertia...
And then inertia is a measure of mass and that means that it just defines laziness cause we have inertia too. When we're sleeping, we want to keep sleeping, and when we're playing a game, we want to keep playing it, but when we do something we don't like, the force is causing it to go back and make us do something us, just like inertia. Or was it weight....water displacement?
Oh, must attack old guy I see!! This is the same park that I met the old guy at!! And what is this? Yami is talking to the old guy. He seems happy for some reason...but I have the biggest urge to bite off all their heads...
Yes, bite them all off!! Destroy them all!!!!
*poof*
ANNUUBBIISSS IT IS COLD!!
Must be because....because I'm an ice cube. Cool, I'm an ice cube!! Er...no pun intended. Ehehehe.....
And then there was spring mountain water. How do they get the water from mountains anyway? I never seen any springs that were safe to drink from. Does the ice from a mountain melt to form springs or something else?
Hey...
Stop, stop poking me. Tch, stop it! Stop with the poking!! GAHH!! What's with all the pokiness? What's wrong with you!? Stop poking me, you poking thingy!! I will never poke ice again!! Now I know how they feel and the torment and angst they go through!! Nuuuuuu!!!! This is evil, pure evil!!
...STOP WITH THE POKING!
*poof*
I'm an axe!! Of all things, I had to be an axe!!
That's strange, I see this overly decorated pink house with a lot of fluffy bunnies and pink hearts everywhere. That can't be good. Wait, that must mean that...
I'M AT THE THING'S HOUSE!!!
This is hell, hell I say! But wait...I'm an axe, so I can cause bodily destruction! First, to seek out the offender.
...I see it. She is.....painting...her whole deck...with pink paint!!!
SHE'S A DECK MURDERER!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, freak it all! I go in for...bumbumbum, the kill!
OH GODS!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! SHE'S TRYING TO HUG ME, THE AXE!!!
*poof*
The gods have mercy to me!!
Wait, I'm a....this cannot be!! I'm a fwuffy bunny...er, I mean rabbit. Oo;
No, wait, I'm not a rabbit!! I'm just a really, really, really big rat!! Ahahahaha....
\You, my very lame Hikari, is in denial.\
/HEY, YOU SHUT UP! /
\You're stupid, too.\
/...I'm not stupid. /
Damn Marik, I'm not stupid! I try hard enough in school.....
\I can read your mind, smartass!!! You got an F- - - - - - on your last test! \
/I copied off Bakura! /
\.........cheater...Wait....\
o.0; I don't get the point of this conversation.
\I'M SO PROUD!! MY HIKARI IS FINALLY A CHEATER AND AN IDIOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!\
...I'm not an idiot!!
\That's what all idiots say...because....i said it too. -.-\
/moron. /
\AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!! But you...are in denial.\
/.../
\DENIAL, DENIAL!! DENIALDENIALDENIAL!!\
/...next time I look off Ryou's sheet. /
\deenniiall!!\
~___~ he's being weirder than usual.
/Well, your voice changed!! It sounds all low and conceited, you fool! /
\denial, denial! \ Then, he giggles and closes the link.
Uhuh...
*poof*
Groan, this better be the last one. Wait...
I'M A ROCK IN AFRICA!!!!!!!!! X____x
@ @ @
And by the way, the winners that get to bash the characters are:
1) Dark Demon Angel 2) Maho Shojo 3) Kayu 4) TenshiNo Bakura-kun 5) Red*
And the runner-ups (yes, I do have those, who would've guessed, eh?) are:
Blood Shed Red Rose-White BishounenzAngel Chaotic Vampire Goddess Ranma Higurashi
Sorry this took so friggin' long!! My computer wouldn't let me login! ....grrr!!!
Will the first 5 winners please e-mail me at malik_ishtar67@yahoo.com and tell me EXACTLY how you want the people to be bashed? Reply within the next 2 weeks starting October 10 and ending at October 21. Thank you, and I apolugize for speling ani names rong. *nodnod*