So I'm putting a new chapter out before the bashing.........I can't be waiting
any longer!! XD here's Noah. It shall be confusing.
And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Chapter 15-Noah Kaiba (hey that rhymes!)
So this is the Kaiba mansion.........it huge. O.o So much bigger than that cat down the street. Bakura is such a liar!!
flashback
Bakura: Say...slippery slow salads!!
Malik: Why should I? You were supposed to buy that little whale puppet that I liked..........
Bakura: Cause great financing gifts help the economy.
Malik: No..........
Bakura: Then feel my wrath!!!! goes to sleep and wakes back up ......... holds up a four-leaf clover ......... goes back to sleep
Malik: takes four-leaf clover o.o;; four-leaf clover turns different colors and then blows up in Malik's face
Bakura: subconsciously click a remote and hair disappears and then grows back too much...........pencil shavings......... snores while standing up
Malik: .........
end flashback
.................................Hey, it's Kaiba's mansion!! Wow, that's big. It's almost as big as...........
Erm.........so what am I doing here? Hey, who are you? I'm in a fanfic? But that's crazy, I can't be in a fanfic because I'm standing right here. You must be crazy. Stop reading my mind and go do something else. Wait, what'd you say? You want to watch Yu-Gi-Oh? But.........how could you watch Yami Yugi like television? You really are crazy.........get out of my mind. Hey, it's Noah!!
"Hey Noah!"
"Hello, Malik."
Noah's such a nice, evil guy like meh. Only..........he's much younger and he is dead. Which is why I can never see him again because he's dead.
.........I think I'm forgetting something.
An hour later
Hold it.........I'm thinking.........
NOAH'S DEAD!!! .........-.- but then that would mean that he- .........I.........where did-
"Why are you just standing there for?"
Ack! He was behind me the whole time.........
"Aren't you dead?"
".........Sh.........I'm here as a ghost for the sake of this fic. "
What fic? Why's he so happy? My head's starting to hurt again. Noah's scary. Why's he named after the guy with the boat and all those animals? Why's his hair blue if that other Noah was an old man with a boat? I used to have a boat.........somewhere. It was made from my dad's hair. Maybe that's why he was so angry at me. Where is my dad anyway?
"Ahem. Anyways, if you would like to play a game, I will set up the Kaiba Mansion as a field. Do you accept?"
How did we suddenly get into gameplay? I don't have time for this, I have an appointment with a few bashers that want my help, so I'll have to find Noah another time to play this game.
"Some other time, I'm going to be busy bashing some people."
"Does that little bitch tea get to be bashed?"
"Of course! I'll make sure personally, even if the people don't want me to bash."
I salute him like many other organized, serious, heroic, people do and walk away. Onwards to victory!!
The part where Malik actually goes into the Kaiba Mansion to play Noah's game will be in my new story, "Onwards to Victory!" Note the last phrase Malik said. XD Well, the adventure won't be continued here, my new story will actually have a plot. For once. In my life. ;;
And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Chapter 15-Noah Kaiba (hey that rhymes!)
So this is the Kaiba mansion.........it huge. O.o So much bigger than that cat down the street. Bakura is such a liar!!
flashback
Bakura: Say...slippery slow salads!!
Malik: Why should I? You were supposed to buy that little whale puppet that I liked..........
Bakura: Cause great financing gifts help the economy.
Malik: No..........
Bakura: Then feel my wrath!!!! goes to sleep and wakes back up ......... holds up a four-leaf clover ......... goes back to sleep
Malik: takes four-leaf clover o.o;; four-leaf clover turns different colors and then blows up in Malik's face
Bakura: subconsciously click a remote and hair disappears and then grows back too much...........pencil shavings......... snores while standing up
Malik: .........
end flashback
.................................Hey, it's Kaiba's mansion!! Wow, that's big. It's almost as big as...........
Erm.........so what am I doing here? Hey, who are you? I'm in a fanfic? But that's crazy, I can't be in a fanfic because I'm standing right here. You must be crazy. Stop reading my mind and go do something else. Wait, what'd you say? You want to watch Yu-Gi-Oh? But.........how could you watch Yami Yugi like television? You really are crazy.........get out of my mind. Hey, it's Noah!!
"Hey Noah!"
"Hello, Malik."
Noah's such a nice, evil guy like meh. Only..........he's much younger and he is dead. Which is why I can never see him again because he's dead.
.........I think I'm forgetting something.
An hour later
Hold it.........I'm thinking.........
NOAH'S DEAD!!! .........-.- but then that would mean that he- .........I.........where did-
"Why are you just standing there for?"
Ack! He was behind me the whole time.........
"Aren't you dead?"
".........Sh.........I'm here as a ghost for the sake of this fic. "
What fic? Why's he so happy? My head's starting to hurt again. Noah's scary. Why's he named after the guy with the boat and all those animals? Why's his hair blue if that other Noah was an old man with a boat? I used to have a boat.........somewhere. It was made from my dad's hair. Maybe that's why he was so angry at me. Where is my dad anyway?
"Ahem. Anyways, if you would like to play a game, I will set up the Kaiba Mansion as a field. Do you accept?"
How did we suddenly get into gameplay? I don't have time for this, I have an appointment with a few bashers that want my help, so I'll have to find Noah another time to play this game.
"Some other time, I'm going to be busy bashing some people."
"Does that little bitch tea get to be bashed?"
"Of course! I'll make sure personally, even if the people don't want me to bash."
I salute him like many other organized, serious, heroic, people do and walk away. Onwards to victory!!
The part where Malik actually goes into the Kaiba Mansion to play Noah's game will be in my new story, "Onwards to Victory!" Note the last phrase Malik said. XD Well, the adventure won't be continued here, my new story will actually have a plot. For once. In my life. ;;