Be happy, people! .........I said be happy! I will make you be happy! Malik! Go
ahead.
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! *uses Millennium Rod to control readers and makes them deliriously happy*
Nah, I'm joking, I know I can't do that.
Malik: *doing it anyway*
Ahem.. well, the point is that:
*cheap music starts to play* I'm updating! Da dada, da dum! Also, if you people on the list still want to bash, then that's fine with me. Feel happy, cause Maho Shojo's the one that reviewed, so now I'm in the mood to write again. Sorta. And another thing, I'm going to do each basher in a different chapter, that I am. (ignore the Kenshin talk)
I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Invader Zim (that Gir quote Malik did), or Yu- Gi-Oh! *cough*butishallsomeday*cough*
Now, after a lot of stupid stuff, let the Tea destroying begin.
Chapter 16- Dark Demon Angel's bashing chapter
It is time to begin the procedure. The patient is brought in under the covers of a hideously deformed leaf. How do leaves have covers? Even I.........the great smartness of Malik Ishtar! Bumbumbum, does not know! Which means this is dangerous business indeed.
Mm.........chocolate.
My genius is clearly unrivaled! Those stupid fools at the asylum think they can handle this? No! But now, let's see how they react when I get.........my own bashing store! People have to pay the right price .........to bash the right people.
"Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!" wiggle, wiggle.
"Sir!!" A very annoying and show-offy voice says to the great Malik- "We should begin the procedure now!" Who's the annoying voice? The person......that monstrous ......thingy! Ugh, augh, gah!!! Isis.........
I heart a goat squeak!
Well, this must have my complete and total concentration as I wheel the patient, aka victim, into my.........LAB-BoR-a-TORRY!!! Yes! I shall be altogether cool, calm, patient, ready, prepared, smart, genius in fact, concentrated, big attention span thingy, and stuff! Yes, I shall eat goo!
Eat goo is good, I like gooing the eating.
Ah! My room of torture...... it is a beautiful room indeed, with its posters of The Winged Dragon of Ra, my Egyptian decorations, the new water-proof Rare Hunter robes, and especially the rope in the middle of the room tied on the ceiling with a spitfire below. Feelmewrath!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, my laugh's so beautiful, all evil peoples have to work so hard for their laugh, but no, mine comes naturally, can you say, "Gifted"? Cause I can't, I don't know why, but I can't say gifted right, it sounds like givtid.
Don't laugh at me!! I eat out your brains, shiny person!
Oh, time to reveal the victient!! Ha......Victim patient, get it? Heh, yes I'm a master of comedy. Erughm......Bumbumbum! Tea!! Pronounced, as I found in the dictionary, /tee/. So, due to my extensive knowledge of all words in the entire world, even the murderous language, "English!!", I shall now rule everyone!!! After I get rid of a certain biatch that always comes back to life no matter how many times she gets killed for some strange reason that seems to help all authors of fanfics who bash tee get more tee to kill because we all need someone to let out all our anger on.
Who can read? How about reading this!? "RUN-ON SENTENCE: THEY ARE BAD." Heh, yah, you see how to read that? You don't know!? SHOCK. It's like this. "Talking for extended periods may help repair split ends." Yah, I know I'm smart, I read that on a milk carton once. :)
Hm......it's unconscious......or is it!? Da dumdumdum!! Ok, gotta stop with the music, it's not helping my hearing problem. Gah!! I think it's awake! Stupid piece of shit, staring at me with its ugly, OMRA, it's looking at me! I must burn off my face! No wait, my face is too important to be burned off...... What a dilemma!
Well, that's not important. What is important is getting this thing on the rope without touching it with my beautiful unsoiled fingers, except the occasional blood. But that's not important.
I know how!! "Isis, dearest sister, please assist me in getting this MONSTROSITY to the rope for Dark Demon Angel, for I'm getting paid by a certain person to do this." Hehe, I sound smart. I always sound smart. I'm so proud of myself that I can cry.
I do so, and Isis calls me a baby. I can cry, can't I? Just because I'm proud of myself doesn't mean I'm deprived of the ability to produce eye water. Ha, lookit this. Water is spraying from my mouth like a friggin' fountain. PSsssshhh!! Hehe..
Ok, I admit it that was weird. But hey, it's not like anyone will ever read my thoughts, so now one will EVER know these things that I think to myself. I mean, come on! Can anyway ever know these things in my head? Of course not, they'll never find out anything about lil' ol' me. I'm not old......ok?
Hm......Isis is carrying tee with a really big bed of spikes, like those torture things.. I don't mind. :) Really have to stop with the happy faces......
The contraption is ready! We are now fully prepared to- Gah!! It's starting to escape! Save yourself and all of Egypt!! DO YOU HEAR MEH??! Go save Egypt, now! Or I shall come back to haunt you after I'm dead!! I will destroy y-
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Malik: AHAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! *uses Millennium Rod to control readers and makes them deliriously happy*
Nah, I'm joking, I know I can't do that.
Malik: *doing it anyway*
Ahem.. well, the point is that:
*cheap music starts to play* I'm updating! Da dada, da dum! Also, if you people on the list still want to bash, then that's fine with me. Feel happy, cause Maho Shojo's the one that reviewed, so now I'm in the mood to write again. Sorta. And another thing, I'm going to do each basher in a different chapter, that I am. (ignore the Kenshin talk)
I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Invader Zim (that Gir quote Malik did), or Yu- Gi-Oh! *cough*butishallsomeday*cough*
Now, after a lot of stupid stuff, let the Tea destroying begin.
Chapter 16- Dark Demon Angel's bashing chapter
It is time to begin the procedure. The patient is brought in under the covers of a hideously deformed leaf. How do leaves have covers? Even I.........the great smartness of Malik Ishtar! Bumbumbum, does not know! Which means this is dangerous business indeed.
Mm.........chocolate.
My genius is clearly unrivaled! Those stupid fools at the asylum think they can handle this? No! But now, let's see how they react when I get.........my own bashing store! People have to pay the right price .........to bash the right people.
"Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!" wiggle, wiggle.
"Sir!!" A very annoying and show-offy voice says to the great Malik- "We should begin the procedure now!" Who's the annoying voice? The person......that monstrous ......thingy! Ugh, augh, gah!!! Isis.........
I heart a goat squeak!
Well, this must have my complete and total concentration as I wheel the patient, aka victim, into my.........LAB-BoR-a-TORRY!!! Yes! I shall be altogether cool, calm, patient, ready, prepared, smart, genius in fact, concentrated, big attention span thingy, and stuff! Yes, I shall eat goo!
Eat goo is good, I like gooing the eating.
Ah! My room of torture...... it is a beautiful room indeed, with its posters of The Winged Dragon of Ra, my Egyptian decorations, the new water-proof Rare Hunter robes, and especially the rope in the middle of the room tied on the ceiling with a spitfire below. Feelmewrath!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, my laugh's so beautiful, all evil peoples have to work so hard for their laugh, but no, mine comes naturally, can you say, "Gifted"? Cause I can't, I don't know why, but I can't say gifted right, it sounds like givtid.
Don't laugh at me!! I eat out your brains, shiny person!
Oh, time to reveal the victient!! Ha......Victim patient, get it? Heh, yes I'm a master of comedy. Erughm......Bumbumbum! Tea!! Pronounced, as I found in the dictionary, /tee/. So, due to my extensive knowledge of all words in the entire world, even the murderous language, "English!!", I shall now rule everyone!!! After I get rid of a certain biatch that always comes back to life no matter how many times she gets killed for some strange reason that seems to help all authors of fanfics who bash tee get more tee to kill because we all need someone to let out all our anger on.
Who can read? How about reading this!? "RUN-ON SENTENCE: THEY ARE BAD." Heh, yah, you see how to read that? You don't know!? SHOCK. It's like this. "Talking for extended periods may help repair split ends." Yah, I know I'm smart, I read that on a milk carton once. :)
Hm......it's unconscious......or is it!? Da dumdumdum!! Ok, gotta stop with the music, it's not helping my hearing problem. Gah!! I think it's awake! Stupid piece of shit, staring at me with its ugly, OMRA, it's looking at me! I must burn off my face! No wait, my face is too important to be burned off...... What a dilemma!
Well, that's not important. What is important is getting this thing on the rope without touching it with my beautiful unsoiled fingers, except the occasional blood. But that's not important.
I know how!! "Isis, dearest sister, please assist me in getting this MONSTROSITY to the rope for Dark Demon Angel, for I'm getting paid by a certain person to do this." Hehe, I sound smart. I always sound smart. I'm so proud of myself that I can cry.
I do so, and Isis calls me a baby. I can cry, can't I? Just because I'm proud of myself doesn't mean I'm deprived of the ability to produce eye water. Ha, lookit this. Water is spraying from my mouth like a friggin' fountain. PSsssshhh!! Hehe..
Ok, I admit it that was weird. But hey, it's not like anyone will ever read my thoughts, so now one will EVER know these things that I think to myself. I mean, come on! Can anyway ever know these things in my head? Of course not, they'll never find out anything about lil' ol' me. I'm not old......ok?
Hm......Isis is carrying tee with a really big bed of spikes, like those torture things.. I don't mind. :) Really have to stop with the happy faces......
The contraption is ready! We are now fully prepared to- Gah!! It's starting to escape! Save yourself and all of Egypt!! DO YOU HEAR MEH??! Go save Egypt, now! Or I shall come back to haunt you after I'm dead!! I will destroy y-
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