OmRA!! I am SOOO sorry about that, not updating in so long, blame everything that's been going on in my house. - -; Well, anyway.. here's the new chapter!

You: "FINALLY, YOU BITCH!"

Ehehe.. cough I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Happy Tree Friends. Still... ..

Dark Demon Angel continued...

Oh..oh, my TV just started to get all staticy is all. Ehe... so did you save Egypt? o.o I don't know you.. MANGOES ...ARE GUD!

Oh, oh yah the patient, hold it a minute..

Happy Tree Friends music's starting to play

Mhm...Oh, what? Ah, oh yah. tee.. Tis the evil thing, it is! Well, anyway, Isis grabbed it with a stick and a hand attached and hung her above the spitfire above the room. Man, I am smart! Ha! I can do anything by myself without any help cause I am the great Master Malik! Muhu!

Interesting.. I poke it with a needle and it starts to bleed ...pinkily. Ew, how can this shit have pink blood? That's disturbing... Oh well, time to plunge!

And one, splash! No wait, burn! NUUUUH, there's a big bottle of soda with your name on it ;) .. yah.

Aw man look at it burn! Its eyes are gone and everything! I am so kewl! Watch me and my bad self, I shall now jam to the music.

Happy Tree Friends music still.

Oh yah, rock yo body!!

..ahem. Oh, right, now to do what I was meant to do for the destiny of my life. I hate that word.. Stupid Isis, overusing it. Mrr... Destiny, blah, your future, blah, blahblahblah, man she needs a life..like me! I bash stuff! It's a living.

Whoa, some kind of big..rocket thing boom just crashed into the wall of my beautiful torture room! AH!!! My water-proof rare hunter robes, they're going into the spitfire!

....I should've made them fire-proof too...

Mmkay! The rocket is ready! Yes, I knew that that was going to happen. You almost thought I was stupid, huh? HUH!? I don't know you...

"Isis, bring me a plushie.."

"Shut up." What a bi-

Ow, hey! She smacked me behind my head! That's illegal, no one can do that to someone with so much superiority over them, it's eeeviiiiiiiil!! More eeeviiiiiiiil than eeviiil!! Oo;

Wow..look at the birdy.. gag.

OK HAMMER TIME! (erm.. I don't own the song speaking of the big butts)

I get this huuuge, I mean huuuge hammer, and smack tee off of the rope holding the spitfire and onto the rocket. Hm.. it doesn't seem to stay on right.. I get a bigger, spike-bolted hammer out instead! This is only for the special cases... and I mean speeeecial.

Isis left... I wonder why? ...mm...the cows have come! You will venture to their pitfall.

BOOM! I love the sound when a hammer meets an annoying bitch, don't you? She's inside the rocket now...it seems...that someone left rabid chipmunks in the rocket.. Oh, here's a show of my genius!!

Rabid Chipmunks (insanitus rodetius) Likes: eating heads, burnt meat, trees with owls, the occasional beer. Dislikes: not being allowed to eat certain people. Quote: "RAWR, quuquuquu!!"

Wow, I'm soo smart, they should've replaced Einstein with ME! I could've solved that P=Fc cubed thing anytime. =3 And you all know it!

AAHHH OMRA!!!!!!! THERES SPEAKERS!!! They're speakers I say... AKAKAKAKA vomiting is a hazard MOO!

Wow...this rocket's actually shaking...that's kinda creepy. :) Mm..hey, strange sounds... they're just like the ones that my closet makes! Probably cause of the animals inside...nah.

...Ew, what the heck is that? Just move away...

Maaaaybe I should check what happened. Opening the door with a crowbar ...I find... hey why's it called a crowbar if it doesn't look like a crow? Shouldn't it be called a ... I dunno, a pointy bar? Cause they're really pointy if you ever poked the tip of one, I mean... ow.

Mhm.. Heeey. What happened to tee's head? It's kinda...not there! I see the chipmunks are full, excellent! Hey, where are they going? Eh? Uh-oh, they're loose..that...cannot...be good.

Ehh...oh well, but just remember to keep a plastic bag with you at all times! Then they won't get you!! I'll give whoever captures a rabid chipmunk for me a cookie.. cause I still have uses for them. Grr..my prescious experiments are gone.

Oh well, too bad. There's a hot glowy thing on my head with a bright light. Ooh, feels shine-ey! I send the stinking pile of..goo leftover in the rocket to the Shadow Realm. Oh yah, doing that is alllways fun, and it makes you smart too. The burning always makes people smarter! Burn yourself on the head, burn!

an advertisement: don't try this at home..

Kid: AHHH!! IT BURNS!!

See? Don't try it..

What was that? Oh well, probably just another bottle cap being flung at my beautifully-shaped head. What? I'm not conceited, you are! Go away, you're ugly.

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And there is the end of another crappy chapter! A very short one...sorry people, I'm losing my style. XD Just wait for my happiness to return, preferably from being drunk! Just kidding about the drunk thing Oo; I am sooo losing it. Oh well, I'll probably update sooner from now on, cause it's starting to come back to me...but still, I can't guarantee anything. Maho Shojo, you're up next!