Title: I'm gay!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Overreacting, WTF-ing?!? peeps(people! And I'm not a Christian fan,nevahhhh!!!!), curled-up-in-a-ball Snape ,radiated hamsters…Nothing else….
Disclaimer: Harry Potter ain't mine. I only own the hamsters, THE HAMSTERS, I TELL YOU, THE HAMSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors notes: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh………….Sorry about the hamster thingie(too much coffee……).Thanks for the reviews on my other fic, Happy holidays! And, uhhhhhh….Happy Holidays!
I'm gay!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter woke up one day with an urge to do something very weird; to run out to the Great Hall and scream; 'I'm gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I knew I shouldn't have touched those radiated hamsters.' He thought as he walked down the stairs to the Great Hall. 'Hey Harry!' his best friends, Ron and Hermione greeted him as sat down the Gryffindor table that fateful morning. He smiled at them in return and then when he turned around, the urged to scream that he's gay. The sunrays shone in his hair as he turned around to his table, making silver rays shine in all direction. He didn't even notice the fact that his friends are trying to stop him from eating a radioactive hamster that mysteriously appeared in his porridge, and hello Irene. He smirked and laughed and that was the final nut…I mean straw. Harry Potter jumped up his table and lo(lo? What the-), he shouted 'I'm gay and I love Draco Malfoy!' Suddenly, everyone stopped chatting(and eating, which pissed of a lot of people.(including me),and looked at the boy-who-shouted-he's -gay-and-loved-Draco-Malfoy. The silver-haired git(um, teen)looked at him and blushed(while Snape curled-up-in-a-ball) as Harry danced(DANCED?!? Who wrote this? Who wrote this-oh yeah…I did…) his way to his love. 'Will you be my Juliet?' 'If you'll be my Romeo.' And then within a flash, they kissed (which leads me to my fave part), and after a few minutes, the whole Great Hall screamed (including the radioactive hamsters and Dobby(Dobby?) 'What the-'(which earned everyone(except the profs, Romeo and Juliet, the radioactive hamsters and Dobby(once again, Dobby?)a nice long detention).
Please review (or else, I will send Dobby and the radioactive hamsters and curled-up-in-a-ball Snape at you!!!!! You've been warned…)….