Mm...yes! A 'normal' chapter! I'm sorry if my humor is a bit ...off? Oo
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, never will...I think.
Chapter 18: Mai
Oh, yes, a day off of bashing, even though I'd rather get paid... but other than that, I'm going shopping with Ryou again. He's got..some sort of problem...yes?
"Aw, it's a bunny..."
Erm...that's a shoe. Wow, and I thought I was insane! Don't you think so, shoe?
Shoe: Mrmrmm....
Don't be mean, you jerk!
"Hey, I'm gonna go to look at that pretty stuff, you can go ...do things! Like look at porn..."
"O.o What?! I don't look at porn!"
"Uhuhthatsgreatseeya!"
Man, he annoys me sometimes. Oh well, I'm going to check out that lamp, hey sexay thing! Ooh, graceful curves you have..
Lamp: ..
Interesting... Hey look, it's some blonde chick yelling at the clerk! A crowd's starting to gather, veery interesting. Not that interesting, you need to obey the table...do you understand? Obeeeeey it...no, obey! FU!
Ey, it's Mai.. That's not possible. Oh, I hope Marik didn't make her too mad.
Oops, I think she saw me, I must find some way to escape if I didn't get run over my some kind if electric shaver. Erm...who are you again? Oh, yah, my conscience.
...
You'll never take me alive!
"YOU!!! It's you again!!" Augh, no, she's coming, run!
"How dare you put me in the Shadow Realm??? I'll get you, hon!" Why..is she calling me hon? And how'd she get out already anyway? HEY!!! That's rude, don't touch there!
(...O.O; erm...)
"I'll get you for doing that to me, you asshole!"
Hm...where are the voices coming from? Naananaaaa...
"Oh, it's you." I didn't notice she was there, when'd she get here? ..
"Grr!! You are such a pain in the buttocks! Listen, hon, I'll get you back for that if it's the last thing I do, you understand, hon?" Ok, that "hon" thing is getting so annoying, I'd wish she'd stop calling people that, I'm Ra-damned better than her!
I flip a pencil up into her nose and walk away, but she just haaas to come back for MORE!!! :O MOOOREEE!!!
"plaegh, pleagh, plagege!" Hm, the pencil must be speaking for her...
I stick another one up her nose, AHA! Collection of pencils getting dimmer, must replenish. I'm going to go ste- I mean buy, more pencils! Whoot!
"plaggeeg, lalgppe plaaggh" I think that means..."I will now bow down to you, Malik, you are extremely smart, handsome, and talented!" Yes, I know.
In fact, I'm so talented that one time, I bought a little gold pyramid and I tricked Yugi into thinking that it was his Millennium Item by putting little decorations on it that made it look like the Millennium Puzzle, HA! Ima Genie us! And then I took his puzzle, and Yami hurt me and everything... must get revenge on that, oh how I will get revenge.
Wow, my though trails are so cool. I will eat it now.
Eat.
Yum, ok, now where was I...hey what's that? What the...is she ...NO! She can't be! AUGH!
She's buying more clothes... Wow, she's conceited. So much as that it makes me look angelic! Not that I'm conceited, of course, do I look conceited to you? No, of course not.
.........Who are you?
Weird...and still short! Man I suck OO; I really have to find a way to make these things longer, but then I would need a plot!