This was the worst potions class ever. Snape chose a random page in potions book. Not just any potions book. It was the Life-Size Easier-Said-Than-Done-Potions Book by Ari Head.
"Let's see," said Snape "this potion seems easy enough." It was the Mokygalonkite Potion. "What's the point of this potion, Professor Snape?" Draco asked. "It-" Snape started but was interrupted by Hermione "Whenever some drinks the Mokygalonkite potion they have any empty bladder for up to one month!"
"Don't interrupt me you twit! Ten points from Griffindor." Snape practically yelled to Hermione. "But I'm right professor aren't I?" she questioned. "Sadly yes. O, and by the way you're too smart so ten more points from Griffindor." Snape said in evil voice adding a maniacal laugh at the end.
"Professor, haven't you read the notice yet? Anybody who answers a question correctly gets 50 points" Harry told Snape. "No I haven't read the notice but if you say so. Fifty points to Griffindor" Snape replied. But he took one hundred points away as quickly as he gave the fifty.
"This potion is hard Hermione" Ron whined. "You think this is hard! You should think of the potions you'll have to make for your N.E.W.T.'s. It will be at least ten times harder than this easy potion." Hermione replied. "O god, if this is an easy potion I'll never pass the N.E.W.T.'s. Hey look at this fine print at the bottom of the page it says 'Potion can be deadly if made wrongly, and once started can not be stopped or potion will explode!' That's nice isn't it Hermione." Ron said in a surprised tone. "Just wonderful." Hermione replied.