All Roads Lead To Altamira
(I think)
This is my verrrrrrrry second ToS ficcy, and my first since I beat the game! I'm sorry I quit the other one, I couldn't find anything more to do with it. But this'll be about ALTAMIRA! Wooo!
Lloyd: But I don't wanna go to Altamira!
Zozy: Consider the following: Sheena.
Lloyd: Wha-? Bu-
Zozy: In a bathing suit.
Lloyd: Ka-(drools)
Zozy: Mmhmm. Ooohhh, Kraaaatty-chaaaaan!
Kratos: Buh?
Zozy: Isclaimer-day.
Kratos: ???
Zozy: Just do the &# disclaimer.
Kratos: Oh right. Even though she owns the game, she does not own all of us, quite thankfully.
Zozy: But I -do- own you, Kratty-chan! Remember? I bet you that you couldn't dance a jig without falling down and youuuu --lost--!
Kratos: But I was –drunk-!
Zozy: Which is why you lost. (huggles Kratos)
Kratos: (weeps) Why meee?
"Why are we even going to that tacky sea-side resort?" Sheena grumbled, not in a very good mood from their recent defeat by Origin.
"Because I said so," Zozy said, boredly steering her Rhieard from side to side, weaving so much that everyone was flying out of formation.
"But you-"Sheena began.
"SHAA!" Zozy yelled, cutting her off.
"Bu-"
"SHAA!!"
"But I-"
"SHAAAAA!!!" Zozy screamed at her, and she finally quit trying.
Laterz they were at Altamira. Zozy squealed, and ran for the hotel, giggling madly. Zelos looked after her, drooling slightly. Kratos glared the Evil Glare of DOOM™ at him, and he stopped looking at Zozy but at the other girls there. Kratos sighed and walked after Zozy.
Soon, all were in bathing suits, chillin' on the beach. Zozy had gotten Regal to take his shackles off for once because she 'thought he was afraid to because he might –magically- kill somebody in France.' Needless to say, Regal was puzzled about France but relented and de-shackled. Woo.
Kratos looked quite the part of a 'hot 'n' spicy beach-boy' as Zozy so put it. Glee... .
Then things turned bad. Here's how:
Zozy managed to find the soldier.
"Why you just standin' there? Are you afraid to move? Are you too hot in the armor? How come they put you there? Where's the life guard?" Zozy asked, babbling questions randomly. After much teasing the guard was pissed off enough to chase after her with his sword, planning on dismembering her. Zozy just squealed delightedly, running and giggling. Kratos had to pay him to make him stop, so Zozy huggled Kratos. Isn't that sweet?
Later at night, they gambled. And then they left. Mmhmm. The end.
Wasn't that fun? Nope? Oh well. I didn't think it would be worth it anyways. Flamers, have fun. I'll sleep warm tonight...