Chapter #2: School and Cars
Disclaimer: We no own Kushi-kushi Hamsters, so no sue!
~Author's Note: Shadow Dragon Boss this chapter is dedicated to you!!!
YAY!!! *Happy Hamster Dance* We're VERY VERY VERY SORRY that we didn't
update sooner than this. Please forgive us. So Read, Review, and
Enjoy!!!
When we last saw our heroes (or villains) Howdy and Dexter were locked
in a closet and the rest of the Hamtaro gang (minus Jingle) had just met
Zami and Milana. Little did the happy hyper hamsters know that a
sinister (maybe) Shadow was lurking, waiting...
Zami: I wish Jingle was here... I like his mohawk...
Milana: FUNNY MONKEY GO BOOM!!!
Boss: Headache... Pain... SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Everyone else: Eep! *Hide*
Cappy: *Hiding under pan*
Maxwell: I've had a light bulb!
Milana: Did it taste good?
Maxwell: No, it means I got an idea.
Milana: Oh...
Maxwell: How about we start a school for hamsters.
Everyone else (except for Snoozer): YAY!!!
Penelope: Ookwee ookyoo!
Bijou: Huh?
Pashmina: She said, "Wait a minute, what's a school?"
Maxwell: A school is a place where there is a wealth of information that
everyone may draw upon. Many of our owners go to school.
Oxnard: That sounds like fun!
Maxwell: Okay, first we need to decide who will be who.
Milana: I wanna be the muffin man!
Hamtaro: Do you know the muffin man?
Stan: The muffin man?
Hamtaro: The muffin man!
Panda: I know the muffin man. He lives on Dreary Lane!!!
Maxwell: *Sigh* *Bangs head against the wall*
Cappy: But how can you be the muffin man if you're a girl?
Milana: Uh... I could be the muffin monkey!!!
Maxwell: Okay, fine! You can be the muffin monkey! JUST BE QUIET!!!
Cappy: I wanna be the assassin!
Stan: NO! I wanna be the assassin! Because then, all the ladies would
see all of my majesty and hotness!
Maxwell: THERE ARE NO ASSASSINS IN SCHOOL!!!
Cappy: Can I be the blackboard then?
Maxwell: *Sigh* There only a couple things that you can be! There's the
teacher, the substitute, the principle, and the lunch hams.
Everyone else: Oh... Okay...
Maxwell: Well, I'm going to be the teacher, since I'm the smartest.
Pashmina: I wanna be the hot substitute!
Stan: COOL!!! I wanna be the hot substitute's assistant!!!
Maxwell: Okay, who wants to be the principal?
Penelope: OOKWEE!!! (I do!!!) *Raising her paw*
Maxwell: Uh... Anyone else?
Cricket: chirp
Maxwell: Okay, I guess you can be the principal.
Penelope: OOKWEEEEE!!! (YAY!!!)
Maxwell: *Sigh* Now, who wants to be in charge of lunch?
Bijou: I do! I could make French sunflower pudding, acorn souflette,
and a lot more!
Milana: I WANNA MAKE MUFFINS!!!
Maxwell: Okay...
*Long silence*
Panda: Hey, has anyone seen Zami?
~~~~~~In the middle of nowhere~~~~~~
Zami: *Driving a little car and singing* On the road again... I just
can't wait to get on the road again... Can't wait to see Jingle and his
friends... I just can't wait to get on the road again!
~~~~~~In the clubhouse~~~~~~
Maxwell: Okay, so I'm the teacher, Penelope's the principal, Pashmina's
the substitute, Stan's the substitute's assistant, Bijou and Milana are
the lunch people, and... Yeah.
Cappy: So... Ah... What next?
Maxwell: You guys get to be taught by me!
Shadow: (Silently) Fools... They have no idea what horror shall soon
befall them!!!
Panda: Wait... Don't schools have mascots and mottos and stuff?
Sandy: You're right!
Oxnard: *Eating Cocoa puffs* the motto should be catchy, like on
commercials for cereal, but what's a good cereal?
Stan: Right in front of face, dude! COCOA PUFFS!!!
Everyone else: WE'RE COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!
Oxnard: *Banging head on wall* WHY ME, WHY?!?!
Boss: What about a mascot?
Pashmina: It should be something small, cute, and furry!
Milana: But what animal could possibly meet all those requirements?
Maxwell: Hamsters?
Everyone else: YAY!!!
Snoozer: Idiots...
Shadow: Morons...
Bijou: Can ve start now? I vant to cook!
Maxwell: Sure. *Rings bell* Okay, everyone please take your seats.
*Bijou and Milana go to start cooking. Penelope goes and trying to look
menacing, and Pashmina and Stan go to wait for substitutes to be needed*
~~~~~~Meanwhile...~~~~~~
Zami: *Is climbing a tree to get to Jingle, who is sitting on a branch,
singing (go figure)* Almost there... Jingle... Almost there...
Jingle: (Singing) Man, it feels good to be a woman! (Talking) Gee, I'm
sure as glad no one was listening, talk about wonderful blackmail...
Zami: *Jumps in front of Jingle* HI CUTIE!!!
Jingle: AHHHHHH!!! *Falls out of tree* Ow... *Twitch* Pain...
Zami: Oops... SORRY!!!
~~~~~~In the kitchen of the clubhouse...~~~~~~
Bijou: My vonderful alfalfa soup ez done!
Milana: I MADE A MUFFIN!!! YAY FOR ME!!!
Cappy: Can I have the muffin?
Milana: MY MUFFIN!!! AHHHHH!!! *Runs away*
Cappy: Uh, whatever...
~~~~~~Where Milana is...~~~~~~
Milana: *Runs into Panda* Ow...
Panda: I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?
Milana: No. BUT YOU KILLED MY MUFFIN!!!
Panda: I'm sorry...
Milana: ...That's okay! Me make another one! HABODANOKASI!!! *Runs
off*
Panda: Okay... That was odd...
~~~~~~In closet...~~~~~~
Howdy: I think that they forgot about us!
Dexter: Great observation, genius!
Howdy: Thank you! Now I need to say one of my wonderful jokes.
Dexter: Oh great.
Howdy: Why did the Ham-ham play cards in his Mustang convertible?
Dexter: Why? *Rolls eyes*
Howdy: Because he was in a car! Get it? Cards? Car? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dexter: That wasn't funny. It was stupid and pathetic!
Howdy: Heheheh... *Sweatdrop*
~~~~~~In the "Classroom"~~~~~~
Maxwell: Okay class! Time for Geography! Open your Geography books to
page 3!
Everyone else: Which one is that?
Maxwell: Can't ant of you read? Do you even know what reading is?
Everyone else: ...No...
Cappy: Oh wait! I do!
Maxwell: well, I'm glad SOMEONE knows what reading is.
Cappy: Isn't it some sort of lasagna?
Maxwell: Never mind... So, well, now, instead of geography, I shall
teach you the ABC's. Repeat after me. A.
Everyone else: A!
Maxwell: B.
Everyone else: B!
*And so he continues to through the alphabet* *After going through the
alphabet five times, Cappy raises his hand*
Maxwell: Yes Cappy?
Cappy: So what were we doing just now?
Maxwell: *Banging head on wall* Why me?
~~~~~~~~~~End o' Chappie Two~~~~~~~~~~
Zami: Poor, poor Maxwell, huh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
KirbyKat: *Cracks whip* Get to work!!!
Zami: But we just finished a chapter!
KirbyKat: So start working on the next one!
Zami: *Sigh* Fine... Remember to review, you lovely reviewers! Bye!!!
KirbyKat: And remember, I LUV U!!!!!
Disclaimer: We no own Kushi-kushi Hamsters, so no sue!
~Author's Note: Shadow Dragon Boss this chapter is dedicated to you!!!
YAY!!! *Happy Hamster Dance* We're VERY VERY VERY SORRY that we didn't
update sooner than this. Please forgive us. So Read, Review, and
Enjoy!!!
When we last saw our heroes (or villains) Howdy and Dexter were locked
in a closet and the rest of the Hamtaro gang (minus Jingle) had just met
Zami and Milana. Little did the happy hyper hamsters know that a
sinister (maybe) Shadow was lurking, waiting...
Zami: I wish Jingle was here... I like his mohawk...
Milana: FUNNY MONKEY GO BOOM!!!
Boss: Headache... Pain... SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Everyone else: Eep! *Hide*
Cappy: *Hiding under pan*
Maxwell: I've had a light bulb!
Milana: Did it taste good?
Maxwell: No, it means I got an idea.
Milana: Oh...
Maxwell: How about we start a school for hamsters.
Everyone else (except for Snoozer): YAY!!!
Penelope: Ookwee ookyoo!
Bijou: Huh?
Pashmina: She said, "Wait a minute, what's a school?"
Maxwell: A school is a place where there is a wealth of information that
everyone may draw upon. Many of our owners go to school.
Oxnard: That sounds like fun!
Maxwell: Okay, first we need to decide who will be who.
Milana: I wanna be the muffin man!
Hamtaro: Do you know the muffin man?
Stan: The muffin man?
Hamtaro: The muffin man!
Panda: I know the muffin man. He lives on Dreary Lane!!!
Maxwell: *Sigh* *Bangs head against the wall*
Cappy: But how can you be the muffin man if you're a girl?
Milana: Uh... I could be the muffin monkey!!!
Maxwell: Okay, fine! You can be the muffin monkey! JUST BE QUIET!!!
Cappy: I wanna be the assassin!
Stan: NO! I wanna be the assassin! Because then, all the ladies would
see all of my majesty and hotness!
Maxwell: THERE ARE NO ASSASSINS IN SCHOOL!!!
Cappy: Can I be the blackboard then?
Maxwell: *Sigh* There only a couple things that you can be! There's the
teacher, the substitute, the principle, and the lunch hams.
Everyone else: Oh... Okay...
Maxwell: Well, I'm going to be the teacher, since I'm the smartest.
Pashmina: I wanna be the hot substitute!
Stan: COOL!!! I wanna be the hot substitute's assistant!!!
Maxwell: Okay, who wants to be the principal?
Penelope: OOKWEE!!! (I do!!!) *Raising her paw*
Maxwell: Uh... Anyone else?
Cricket: chirp
Maxwell: Okay, I guess you can be the principal.
Penelope: OOKWEEEEE!!! (YAY!!!)
Maxwell: *Sigh* Now, who wants to be in charge of lunch?
Bijou: I do! I could make French sunflower pudding, acorn souflette,
and a lot more!
Milana: I WANNA MAKE MUFFINS!!!
Maxwell: Okay...
*Long silence*
Panda: Hey, has anyone seen Zami?
~~~~~~In the middle of nowhere~~~~~~
Zami: *Driving a little car and singing* On the road again... I just
can't wait to get on the road again... Can't wait to see Jingle and his
friends... I just can't wait to get on the road again!
~~~~~~In the clubhouse~~~~~~
Maxwell: Okay, so I'm the teacher, Penelope's the principal, Pashmina's
the substitute, Stan's the substitute's assistant, Bijou and Milana are
the lunch people, and... Yeah.
Cappy: So... Ah... What next?
Maxwell: You guys get to be taught by me!
Shadow: (Silently) Fools... They have no idea what horror shall soon
befall them!!!
Panda: Wait... Don't schools have mascots and mottos and stuff?
Sandy: You're right!
Oxnard: *Eating Cocoa puffs* the motto should be catchy, like on
commercials for cereal, but what's a good cereal?
Stan: Right in front of face, dude! COCOA PUFFS!!!
Everyone else: WE'RE COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!
Oxnard: *Banging head on wall* WHY ME, WHY?!?!
Boss: What about a mascot?
Pashmina: It should be something small, cute, and furry!
Milana: But what animal could possibly meet all those requirements?
Maxwell: Hamsters?
Everyone else: YAY!!!
Snoozer: Idiots...
Shadow: Morons...
Bijou: Can ve start now? I vant to cook!
Maxwell: Sure. *Rings bell* Okay, everyone please take your seats.
*Bijou and Milana go to start cooking. Penelope goes and trying to look
menacing, and Pashmina and Stan go to wait for substitutes to be needed*
~~~~~~Meanwhile...~~~~~~
Zami: *Is climbing a tree to get to Jingle, who is sitting on a branch,
singing (go figure)* Almost there... Jingle... Almost there...
Jingle: (Singing) Man, it feels good to be a woman! (Talking) Gee, I'm
sure as glad no one was listening, talk about wonderful blackmail...
Zami: *Jumps in front of Jingle* HI CUTIE!!!
Jingle: AHHHHHH!!! *Falls out of tree* Ow... *Twitch* Pain...
Zami: Oops... SORRY!!!
~~~~~~In the kitchen of the clubhouse...~~~~~~
Bijou: My vonderful alfalfa soup ez done!
Milana: I MADE A MUFFIN!!! YAY FOR ME!!!
Cappy: Can I have the muffin?
Milana: MY MUFFIN!!! AHHHHH!!! *Runs away*
Cappy: Uh, whatever...
~~~~~~Where Milana is...~~~~~~
Milana: *Runs into Panda* Ow...
Panda: I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?
Milana: No. BUT YOU KILLED MY MUFFIN!!!
Panda: I'm sorry...
Milana: ...That's okay! Me make another one! HABODANOKASI!!! *Runs
off*
Panda: Okay... That was odd...
~~~~~~In closet...~~~~~~
Howdy: I think that they forgot about us!
Dexter: Great observation, genius!
Howdy: Thank you! Now I need to say one of my wonderful jokes.
Dexter: Oh great.
Howdy: Why did the Ham-ham play cards in his Mustang convertible?
Dexter: Why? *Rolls eyes*
Howdy: Because he was in a car! Get it? Cards? Car? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dexter: That wasn't funny. It was stupid and pathetic!
Howdy: Heheheh... *Sweatdrop*
~~~~~~In the "Classroom"~~~~~~
Maxwell: Okay class! Time for Geography! Open your Geography books to
page 3!
Everyone else: Which one is that?
Maxwell: Can't ant of you read? Do you even know what reading is?
Everyone else: ...No...
Cappy: Oh wait! I do!
Maxwell: well, I'm glad SOMEONE knows what reading is.
Cappy: Isn't it some sort of lasagna?
Maxwell: Never mind... So, well, now, instead of geography, I shall
teach you the ABC's. Repeat after me. A.
Everyone else: A!
Maxwell: B.
Everyone else: B!
*And so he continues to through the alphabet* *After going through the
alphabet five times, Cappy raises his hand*
Maxwell: Yes Cappy?
Cappy: So what were we doing just now?
Maxwell: *Banging head on wall* Why me?
~~~~~~~~~~End o' Chappie Two~~~~~~~~~~
Zami: Poor, poor Maxwell, huh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
KirbyKat: *Cracks whip* Get to work!!!
Zami: But we just finished a chapter!
KirbyKat: So start working on the next one!
Zami: *Sigh* Fine... Remember to review, you lovely reviewers! Bye!!!
KirbyKat: And remember, I LUV U!!!!!