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Kazaana: Holy spoon, you're a guy? XD

This one'll be a Professor Zug thing. In case you didn't know, from time to time Zozy'll be ueber-hyper and put on a tie and call herself Professor Zug and teach them completely random, useless, mostly untrue things. And instead of calling on people she yells "ZUG ZUG!" and launches into a huge complex (untrue) explanation of wy the question was asked without telling the answer.

Oh, and this had been done a while, I forgot I hadn't uploaded it yet -.-;

-Chapter Three-

Everyone sat either on the ground or on random stumps as Zozy stood in front of them, professing her knowledge-like nonsense.

"And so the Muffin king peddled his wares; banana nut muffins, chocolate muffins, poppy seed muffins, English muffins and the like. And so they bartered many an hour with the greatest king ever known, Henry the XXIX, who just so happened to have a pair of squirrel eating trapper plants! And so the plants were eaten by the muffin king, as he cut out Henry's heart and lay it on a silver platter. So the plate was the very first Frisbee. And that's how monkeys came to be," Zozy said, smiling happily.

Lloyd looked at her blankly, and Raine, being tied to a tree, yelled at them. Kratos was muchly disturbed by Zozy's information, and so asked this fatal question: "Why are you—"

"ZUG ZUG!! Shut up! Why?! Why NOT?! Why is the sky blue? Why are you asking stupid questions? Why do fools fall in love?!" Zozy yelled at him.

Kratos was muchly disturbed., and began to say something. But Zozy yelled at him again.

"SHUSH! The walls have ears!!" And with that, she hid behind her blackboard. After a while she came back with a soda can. "This, my dear class, is a gooshy-bloopy. The gooshy-bloopy was a very intensely studied animal, which travels in large cardboard cases, in groups called 12 packs, or, if bound by a clear substance, 6 packs. It's markings vary from area to area, but are mostly stay together. Now these creature are widely thought of as arachnids because of the smoothness of the carapace, but! If you will observe closely you will find they are mammals, because of the liquid inside."

"Zozy?" Genis said tentatively.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss?" Zozy cooed.

"That's a soda can…"

Zozy stared at him and sighed. "No, Genis. No. Do I have to give a quiz?"

"No, we're good."

"Good! Now SHUT UP!" she yelled brutally at him.

"Now, ever wonder why we lose teeth? It's because of the Wars. The horrid, evil bunny overlord conquered the faeries, and forced them to work in it's egg mines, for they were it's power. One day, the faeries, having had enough, rose up against the evil overlord. Having no weapons to fight with, they ripped their own teeth out and pelted the evil bunny with them. The rabbit, screaming in agony, collapsed, it's chocolate blood flowing into the rivers of milk. And that's why we have chocolate milk. CLASS DISMISSED!" and so everybody elft. Yes, elft.

The end.