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Zeiko: And now it's SHOUTOUT TIME!
Kirbykat: We have shoutouts? Since when?
Zeiko: Since......NEVER!
Kirbykat: Then why are we doing shoutouts?
Zeiko: Cuz I feel like it!
Kirbykat: Then if you get to do shoutouts, then I want a llama! Runs off
Zeiko: Okay then, the shoutouts go to Ge-
Kirbykat: on llama which just ran into Zeiko See my llama? His name is Elvis! Yay!
Zeiko: Um.....so like I was saying, the shoutouts go to Ge-
Kirbykat: DON'T YOU LIKE MY LLAMA? Teary eyes
Zeiko: Yes, it's lovely. Now shut up.
Kirbykat: hmph.
Zeiko: Okay...... the shoutouts go to Geniemaster (the inspiration), Shadowdragonboss (the first reviewer), and taffy (the really good tasting candy)!!! Woohoo!
Kirbykat: You guys are great! Especially the taffy! Oh, and a shoutout to Celestialnight, who is a really great writer (she's nice too!) Now, we'll stop annoying you and get to chappie 3! Oh, and just one more thing: Kirbykat Milana same person! And Zeiko Zami same person! Now, on to the show!
On the road, again...
Zami: Must find Jingle, must find Jingle, must find Jingle...
Jingle: I feel like I'm being stalked! Shifty eyes
Clubhouse
Milana: I miss Zami! Remembers Zami bossing her around Actually... nevermind.
Maxwell: Should we look for her?
Milana: Nah! She'll be fine!
Pashmina: I'm going to go let Howdy and Dexter out of the closet now. I miss being fought over.
Milana: .......POTATO!
Pashmina and Milana: both burst out laughing
Others: sweatdrop
Boss: shakes head sadly I'll go let them out...
Others: Ok.
Jingle: bursts in door slams door behind him
Sandy: Like, what was that for?
Jingle: I think I was being followed!
Zami: knocks on door Can I come in?!?
Jingle: shifty eyes dives behind couch
Zami: comes in sees Milana and runs over and hugs her OH, I've missed you!!!
Milana: Can't..... breathe......swirly eyes
Boss, Dexter, and Howdy come in
Panda: So...... what now?
Penelope: OOKWEE!!! Starts square dancing
Others: Err...
Pashmina: Yeah! Let's all go bake cookies!
Others: Huh?
Pashmina: Dashes into kitchen and, in the process, tramples Jingle
Jingle: Oh the horrible pain... twitch can't....move....
Zami: lets go of Milana, who is also twitching OH NO! Poor Jingle! Is suddenly in Nurse's outfitI'll nurse you back to health, even if it takes an hour!
Jingle: Err... Do I know you?
Stan: She was following you.
Jingle: So somebody was following me!
Sandy: Like, yeah.
Cappy: This is Zami and Milana. They're new and both LOVE sugar.
Zami: And muffins!
Milana: And llamas!
Zami: And leaves!
Milana: And Spat!
Others: GASP
Milana: Huh?
Howdy: Ya know who Spat is?
Milana: nods He's cool.
Dexter: But Spat is evil!
Milana: I know... drool
Long moment of silence
Oxnard: Is it time for dinner yet? I'm hungry.
Later
Everyone has gone home. Boss, Milana, Zami, and Jingle are at the clubhouse telling stories and poems to each other
Jingle: Once, I saw a kangaroo,
It was sad and very blue,
He was locked up in the zoo,
So I gave him my kazoo.
Zami: wearing a hat that says "Jingle's #1 Fan" on it and those big foam "#1" finger things Woohoo! Go Jingle! Yippee! YAY!!!
Milana and Boss: sweatdrop
Boss: Hey, uh, what happened to Hamtaro? I haven't seen him in over a chapter.....
Milana: Ooh! Let's go on a mission to find him! SECRET AGENT STYLE! Starts whistling the "Secret Agent Man" song
Jingle: But where would we look? In every cranny and nook?
Zami: We could go to the moon!
Boss: The moon?!? Why there?
Zami: holds up piece of paper and reads it aloud
Dear Ham-hams,
I went to the moon to find out what it tastes like.
- Hamtaro
Zami: Well duh! The moon tastes like cheese! Sigh I guess we have to go find him.
Milana: Woohoo! Road trip! .....Err.....sky trip.....? Um......YAY!
Jingle: How will we get there? We cannot fly.
How can we go, up into the sky?
Boss: Hey, I know! Whips out a big red button and pushes it
A big rocket emerges from the ground
Zami: And why do you have a space ship?
Boss: Panda made it for me. I thought it would come in handy someday.
They all board, and the rocket takes off
LATER!
All of them are completely bored, as they've been on the space ship for over a week
Jingle: (he brought his guitar with him)
I am so bored, out of my mind,
Time does not go forward, it does not rewind,
We'll search for Hamtaro, yes that's who we'll find,
And when I see him I will kick his behind....
Zami: staring at Jingle sigh He's so sexy....
Milana: I GOT A PICKLE, I GOT A PICKLE, I GOT A PICKLE, HEY HEY HEY HEY!
Boss: Grr......Getting really ticked off
Milana: I GOT A NICKEL, I GOT A NICKEL, I GOT A NICKEL, HEY HEY HEY HEY!
Boss: JEEZ, BE QUIET!!!
Milana: Hmph. Fine, be that way, meanie. Sticks out tongue
All of a sudden, Dexter and Howdy appear out of nowhere
Boss, Milana, Zami, and Jingle: Eep!
Dexter: We are here to take over your ship, Captain Ferret!
Milana: Captain Ferret? Who's he?
Howdy: Hey, this isn't the right spaceship! Mumbling stupid portal thing.....
Dexter: Darn it! Sigh Oh well... we can still hijack it though!
Howdy: Yay!
They both wrap Boss, Milana, Zami, and Jingle up and put them in a locked room
Jingle: I hate to be bound, by string or by rope,
In this situation, there might not be hope.
Zami: sigh Even at a bad time, you still sound sexy...
Milana: Hey, is this rope made of candy? Starts eating the rope
Boss: -- I wish I never went on this stupid trip...
Hamtaro: pops out of nowhere Yum.... cheese is good...
Jingle: Hey! You're okay!
Hamtaro: Yeah, and the moon is actually quite tasty!
Milana: What do you mean?
Zami: how much of the moon did you eat?
Hamtaro: Well.... you see..... I was kind of hungry.....
Boss: Did you eat the whole moon?
Hamtaro: Um.....kinda.....and.......yup.
Boss: talking to himself So that's why we couldn't find the moon....
Jingle: Without the moon, the sky is quite bare,
It has lost all it's taste, like and old, rotten pear.
Zami: Still sexy.... Dreamy eyes
Milana: ate all of the rope surrounding her Yum... that was some good candy.....
Boss: So um......what now?
Suddenly, Hamtaro, Boss, Milana, Zami, and Jingle are randomly sucked into a blackhole
SWIRLY LIGHTS!
Fall into clubhouse
Milana: WEE!!! That was fun! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Zami: Woah.....so dizzy...... falls over
Jingle: That felt so weird, something words can't describe,
I feel really freaky and funny inside....
Boss: Finally..... we're home...
Hamtaro: Yum.... cheese.....
Milana: Weeee...TV TIME!
They all sit on the couch and turn on the TV
NEWS! NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
Reporter: Our top story tonight: Two hamsters were spotted trying to take over the world, and they have committed a series of hijackings. They seem to go by the names of "Dexter and Howdy." If you have any information on these two criminals, please call 1-800-PICKLES. Thank you. Click
Milana: BO-RING! I'm glad I don't know those two villains. They might try to hijack something that I was in!
Zami: Uh... right. What should we do now?
All: Hmm....
Milana: Let's all play duck-duck-goose!
Hamtaro: Yeah!
Boss: Sure...
Jingle: nods, as he's playing his guitar
Zami: Yay! I wanna start!
All of them get in a circle
Zami: Duck.....duck......duck.......duck......goes around the circle 37 times before finally stopping at Jingle....... GOOSE! Starts running
Jingle: stays seated, still playing his guitar
Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man,
Yet I'm just a hamster, not an edible man,
And I cannot run, as fast as he can.
Zami: Um.....You're supposed to chase me!
Jingle: I did, indeed in the words I just said,
And now, I think that I will go to bed. Falls asleep
Milana: That made NO sense...
Zami: He's cooler than I thought....... Sigh
Suddenly, the lights go out
Milana: EEP! Runs around in circles WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AAAAAH!
Zami:.... uh.....I don't really like the dark.....heh... shifty eyes
Jingle: Calm down, dudettes, it is okay,
As long as we stay, out of harm's way.
Suddenly, a mysterious shadow appears, but it is too dark to tell who it is. The shadow turns on the lights, and they reveal themselves to be.....
DOO DA LOO! CLIFFHANGER THINGAMABOB! Yay!
Okay, that was not the greatest chapter in the world...but you guys need to give me some ideas! Now!
I, Kirbykat (and sort of Zeiko), have FINALLY finished chappie 3, after almost nine months! Hooray for me! I decided I would post the next chappie as a Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa/New Year present 4 u peeps who gave us wonderful reviews! THANX A BUNCH!
One more thing: Vandagirl519, thanx for, like, the ONLY real idea! And to aquameko, yes, I DO watch a lot of TV. Queen of Cats: I never noticed I didn't put Hamtaro in da 2nd chappie! Oops! And zerodog43: You like ? Yay! Celestial Night: Thanks for the nice reviews! You're so sweet! Purityprincess and aleandrahater: MY STORY DOES NOT SUCK! Meanies.... And to everyone else who reviewed (that was nice to me): HUGS! Hugs everyone I HEART REVIEWERS!
So until next time, READ, READ, READ....REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!!!
Peace out y'all! (That wuz weird)
Kirbykat and Zeiko