Metrosexual- In case you didn't know means a straight guy that likes to get pampered..
Chapter 3: Miroku's Problems
Miroku gripped the ground, as he began to cry feeling another tug from the leash. "Please, come on I didn't mean to please!!." Miroku wined as Inuyasha couldn't take his wining anymore. "Shut the hell up!!! You sound like a girl you know that? God, and you look like one with your little ponytail..." Inuyasha snickered as he pulled Miroku's hair tie out. The girls look towards the naked Monk, that had long hair with a smile on they're face. "Miroku, is that why you keep your hair up? I mean he's got longer hair... awww he looks like a women..." Sango commented as he glared at Inuyasha who was getting dragged along with a smile. "Ahh... Give that back!!!" "No, I think you look better this way and people won't tell if you're a boy or a girl.." Miroku stopped yelling for a second and raised an eyebrow. "People? What People?"
Sango and Kagome snickered in the front as they laughed they're heads off. "Who's smaller?" Inuyasha ears twitch as he snapped. "I swear to god Kagome if you say me I'm going to have to kill you!." Kagome lightly smiled and blushed of embarrassment. "Sango, we will finish this conversation later." Inuaysha still heard the Monk wine about people as he smacked him in the head. " Shut the hell up!!" "No I won't, not until you tell me about those people!"
The girls smiled listening to the guys conversation as they stopped for a break. "Hmm.. Miroku looks so cute with his hair..." They grinned as they came from each side of him with pins and hair products as he smile. " Ladies, Ladies, one at time.. or just both." He grinned as Inuyasha sat quietly seeing the red marks from his neck biting at the leash. "Damn thing come off!!" Kagome looked at him with anger, "Inuyasha...SIT!!SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!! Inuyasha cried. "Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!!!" Wincing on the ground holding himself as Kagome smiled and turned her attention back to Miroku. "Well now that Inuyasha is taken care of..." The Monk smiled as then the girls smiled at the perverted Monk. "You know what we are going to do?" He shook his head as the ladies leaned closer, thinking he was going to get both of them. "Do some wicked things?" He grinned making that comment as they grinned at each other again. "Yes, wicked things..."
"What the hell?! No please anything but that come on!!" They placed a mirror in front of the Monk's face placing down the curling iron as his face went blank. His hair was all curly with little bows as Inuyasha was dying of laughter, and still dying of pain. He was rolling on the ground uncontrollably laughing his ass off. "Wow, you look hot Miroku!!" He said sarcastically as he barked. "But your still ugly as hell!" Miroku was making a fist as the girls grabbed another strand of his hair. "Stay still Miroku.. were not done yet..."
"Let me go, come on let go!! This isn't fair!!" Begins to cry like a girl as they placed the curl iron towards him. He felt his forehead burn as he moved, "Ahhh, Hot, Hot!!" Miroku was trying to run but he flew backwards towards Sango feet as Inuyasha laughed at the burn mark. "He has a birthmark on his forehead..." Miroku made a fist glaring at the half breed. "No actually Inuyasha it's right-" Inuyasha's face went blank as he turned the other way in disgust. "Miroku, no one wants to see that you virgin." Miroku grinned at Inuyasha as he was disgusted. "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity with a dead women!!" Inuyasha grew silent as he snapped at the monk. "At least I don't go groping around with women and still somehow you manage to keep your virginity..." He smiled as Miroku got his hair tugged more.
"Here look Miroku..." They gazed as laughed at his appearance as he looked in the mirror. "Aww.. He's so beautiful!!" He gave a blank stare as he placed his fingers through his hair and flipped his hair with a change of mind. "I am, I am Beautiful!" He commented with the curly black hair and small little bows. Inuyasha laughed, "Metro sexual!! Or he's just gay..." Sango held the curling iron, as Kagome held the blow dryer and bows in the other. "Don't think we forgot about you..."
Looks in Mirror, "Ahh what the hell have you done?!" Kagome smiled with delight. "Your hair is all done up with braids aww.. he looks so cute." As the laughed as Miroku looked at his hair and back at him. "You do look beautiful..." With a serious tone. "Monk, I'm not a girl I don't need ya to hit on me!!!"
They felt another tug on the collars as they were dragged towards the village with no clothes, leashes and new girlish hair-do's that only the Monk grew to like. The girls smiled and laughed trying to contain it as Inuyasha began to mumbled under his breath as Miroku grabbed his hand. " Would you bare my child?" Inuyasha's face went blank as he smacked his across the head with a surprised, embarrassed face. "No I'm not gay!! I'm not a girl remember that!!!" He laughed. "Oh ya just the hair and all..." The girls walked towards a village as Inuyasha smiled. "Hey Miroku, you can hit on people there!"
He began to scream as he looked at the village they entered. "No, we can't go in there!!" "Why?" They get dragged in as the ladies begin to laugh as more headed from they're huts pointing and laughing at Miroku. " Hey ladies it the perverted Monk!!" "Aww he's dressed like a girl, and naked on the leash!!" Another voice commented. "He's whipped..." They began to laugh as more girls were pointed towards the half demon who covered himself except his behind. "Aww, I thought he had a tail.." " Don't all dog demons have tails?" Miroku and Inuyasha began to grow with anger looking up at the two smiling girls hearing great comments from the lady's of the village. One girl smiled and walked towards Miroku. "I didn't know you were small..." Miroku was confused. "Small in what?" Inuyasha laughed and whispered it in his ear has his face went blank. " Hey I'm not!!!" Miroku was crying because he knew these girls from the village, and Inuyasha just sat there with a smirk on his face, until he heard more dog comments. "Hey shut up I have no tail, alright!! God, they don't shut up." Miroku smiled. "Neither do you..."
Sango and Kagome stopped. "Inuyasha?" "Miroku?" "SIT!!" They began to yell, as Sango tugged hard on the leash as Inuyasha flew into the ground as the girls laughed and clapped from the village, as they hurried through the village until Kagome stopped this one girl. "Hey, is there somewhere we can sleep?" She nodded as Inuyasha watched the Monk hide behind him. " Oh no, not her!! Please don't see me, please don't see me!" Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "I'm guessing one of the ladies you ran from right?" Miroku shook as he nodded and swallowed. "Please, don't see me Please don't see me!" She smiled as she talked with the girls and glanced at Miroku. "No time, no see Miroku."
Miroku blushed as Inuyasha was confused as she had known him, Sango smiled. "How do you know him?" She smiled laughing at the appearance. "Oh he said if I did a favor with him I'd get something in return..." The girls went blank knowing the pervert. "Something I didn't want!! A baby!!" She said as Miroku went blank as the brown haired girl grabbed the Monk by collar. The girls handed the collar willingly over to Maim who was really pissed off. Miroku shook his head. "I didn't get you pregnant!!" She raised an eyebrow and looked at the cowering Monk. "Oh really?" She furiously said bringing her three year old baby outside. " Here's your son!!" Miroku went blank as he cried, as Miam looked down at him. "You promised me you'd take care of me, you run off the next day and never came back!! I was stuck with a child to raise!!!" She looked down at him. "I forgot how small you were too!!" Miroku felt another tug as three strolled along without them. "Where are you going?! Please don't leave me here!!!" They smiled back as Inuyasha had a grin on his face. "Well you can catch up!!!"
Miroku felt another grab at the leash and looked up at her. "You know what I'm going to do to you?" Being the pervert in mind he grinned guilty. "Were gonna make another baby?" She grabbed the leash again. "No this!!!!!!!!!!!"
heehehe Miroku, Miroku... Inuyasha got picked on with the tail thing, and got they're hair both done.. No clothes, leashes, hair-do's... but I think Miroku has more problems right now after stumbling on to a village he had went to! Wow, you'll see what happens to the Monk.. and Inuyasha isn't off the leash either...please read and review!)
Chapter 3: Miroku's Problems
Miroku gripped the ground, as he began to cry feeling another tug from the leash. "Please, come on I didn't mean to please!!." Miroku wined as Inuyasha couldn't take his wining anymore. "Shut the hell up!!! You sound like a girl you know that? God, and you look like one with your little ponytail..." Inuyasha snickered as he pulled Miroku's hair tie out. The girls look towards the naked Monk, that had long hair with a smile on they're face. "Miroku, is that why you keep your hair up? I mean he's got longer hair... awww he looks like a women..." Sango commented as he glared at Inuyasha who was getting dragged along with a smile. "Ahh... Give that back!!!" "No, I think you look better this way and people won't tell if you're a boy or a girl.." Miroku stopped yelling for a second and raised an eyebrow. "People? What People?"
Sango and Kagome snickered in the front as they laughed they're heads off. "Who's smaller?" Inuyasha ears twitch as he snapped. "I swear to god Kagome if you say me I'm going to have to kill you!." Kagome lightly smiled and blushed of embarrassment. "Sango, we will finish this conversation later." Inuaysha still heard the Monk wine about people as he smacked him in the head. " Shut the hell up!!" "No I won't, not until you tell me about those people!"
The girls smiled listening to the guys conversation as they stopped for a break. "Hmm.. Miroku looks so cute with his hair..." They grinned as they came from each side of him with pins and hair products as he smile. " Ladies, Ladies, one at time.. or just both." He grinned as Inuyasha sat quietly seeing the red marks from his neck biting at the leash. "Damn thing come off!!" Kagome looked at him with anger, "Inuyasha...SIT!!SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!! Inuyasha cried. "Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!!!" Wincing on the ground holding himself as Kagome smiled and turned her attention back to Miroku. "Well now that Inuyasha is taken care of..." The Monk smiled as then the girls smiled at the perverted Monk. "You know what we are going to do?" He shook his head as the ladies leaned closer, thinking he was going to get both of them. "Do some wicked things?" He grinned making that comment as they grinned at each other again. "Yes, wicked things..."
"What the hell?! No please anything but that come on!!" They placed a mirror in front of the Monk's face placing down the curling iron as his face went blank. His hair was all curly with little bows as Inuyasha was dying of laughter, and still dying of pain. He was rolling on the ground uncontrollably laughing his ass off. "Wow, you look hot Miroku!!" He said sarcastically as he barked. "But your still ugly as hell!" Miroku was making a fist as the girls grabbed another strand of his hair. "Stay still Miroku.. were not done yet..."
"Let me go, come on let go!! This isn't fair!!" Begins to cry like a girl as they placed the curl iron towards him. He felt his forehead burn as he moved, "Ahhh, Hot, Hot!!" Miroku was trying to run but he flew backwards towards Sango feet as Inuyasha laughed at the burn mark. "He has a birthmark on his forehead..." Miroku made a fist glaring at the half breed. "No actually Inuyasha it's right-" Inuyasha's face went blank as he turned the other way in disgust. "Miroku, no one wants to see that you virgin." Miroku grinned at Inuyasha as he was disgusted. "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity with a dead women!!" Inuyasha grew silent as he snapped at the monk. "At least I don't go groping around with women and still somehow you manage to keep your virginity..." He smiled as Miroku got his hair tugged more.
"Here look Miroku..." They gazed as laughed at his appearance as he looked in the mirror. "Aww.. He's so beautiful!!" He gave a blank stare as he placed his fingers through his hair and flipped his hair with a change of mind. "I am, I am Beautiful!" He commented with the curly black hair and small little bows. Inuyasha laughed, "Metro sexual!! Or he's just gay..." Sango held the curling iron, as Kagome held the blow dryer and bows in the other. "Don't think we forgot about you..."
Looks in Mirror, "Ahh what the hell have you done?!" Kagome smiled with delight. "Your hair is all done up with braids aww.. he looks so cute." As the laughed as Miroku looked at his hair and back at him. "You do look beautiful..." With a serious tone. "Monk, I'm not a girl I don't need ya to hit on me!!!"
They felt another tug on the collars as they were dragged towards the village with no clothes, leashes and new girlish hair-do's that only the Monk grew to like. The girls smiled and laughed trying to contain it as Inuyasha began to mumbled under his breath as Miroku grabbed his hand. " Would you bare my child?" Inuyasha's face went blank as he smacked his across the head with a surprised, embarrassed face. "No I'm not gay!! I'm not a girl remember that!!!" He laughed. "Oh ya just the hair and all..." The girls walked towards a village as Inuyasha smiled. "Hey Miroku, you can hit on people there!"
He began to scream as he looked at the village they entered. "No, we can't go in there!!" "Why?" They get dragged in as the ladies begin to laugh as more headed from they're huts pointing and laughing at Miroku. " Hey ladies it the perverted Monk!!" "Aww he's dressed like a girl, and naked on the leash!!" Another voice commented. "He's whipped..." They began to laugh as more girls were pointed towards the half demon who covered himself except his behind. "Aww, I thought he had a tail.." " Don't all dog demons have tails?" Miroku and Inuyasha began to grow with anger looking up at the two smiling girls hearing great comments from the lady's of the village. One girl smiled and walked towards Miroku. "I didn't know you were small..." Miroku was confused. "Small in what?" Inuyasha laughed and whispered it in his ear has his face went blank. " Hey I'm not!!!" Miroku was crying because he knew these girls from the village, and Inuyasha just sat there with a smirk on his face, until he heard more dog comments. "Hey shut up I have no tail, alright!! God, they don't shut up." Miroku smiled. "Neither do you..."
Sango and Kagome stopped. "Inuyasha?" "Miroku?" "SIT!!" They began to yell, as Sango tugged hard on the leash as Inuyasha flew into the ground as the girls laughed and clapped from the village, as they hurried through the village until Kagome stopped this one girl. "Hey, is there somewhere we can sleep?" She nodded as Inuyasha watched the Monk hide behind him. " Oh no, not her!! Please don't see me, please don't see me!" Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "I'm guessing one of the ladies you ran from right?" Miroku shook as he nodded and swallowed. "Please, don't see me Please don't see me!" She smiled as she talked with the girls and glanced at Miroku. "No time, no see Miroku."
Miroku blushed as Inuyasha was confused as she had known him, Sango smiled. "How do you know him?" She smiled laughing at the appearance. "Oh he said if I did a favor with him I'd get something in return..." The girls went blank knowing the pervert. "Something I didn't want!! A baby!!" She said as Miroku went blank as the brown haired girl grabbed the Monk by collar. The girls handed the collar willingly over to Maim who was really pissed off. Miroku shook his head. "I didn't get you pregnant!!" She raised an eyebrow and looked at the cowering Monk. "Oh really?" She furiously said bringing her three year old baby outside. " Here's your son!!" Miroku went blank as he cried, as Miam looked down at him. "You promised me you'd take care of me, you run off the next day and never came back!! I was stuck with a child to raise!!!" She looked down at him. "I forgot how small you were too!!" Miroku felt another tug as three strolled along without them. "Where are you going?! Please don't leave me here!!!" They smiled back as Inuyasha had a grin on his face. "Well you can catch up!!!"
Miroku felt another grab at the leash and looked up at her. "You know what I'm going to do to you?" Being the pervert in mind he grinned guilty. "Were gonna make another baby?" She grabbed the leash again. "No this!!!!!!!!!!!"
heehehe Miroku, Miroku... Inuyasha got picked on with the tail thing, and got they're hair both done.. No clothes, leashes, hair-do's... but I think Miroku has more problems right now after stumbling on to a village he had went to! Wow, you'll see what happens to the Monk.. and Inuyasha isn't off the leash either...please read and review!)