Inuyasha began to laugh as he stopped and watched Monk, getting pounded to
the ground as he winced in pain. "Ouch, please I'm sorry!!" He cried as
he felt another hit as Inuyasha grinned. "That's what you get for being a
pervert... I can't believe he tricked me now he has Kagome on my case..
Damnit..." Kagome turned around with a smile as she pulled on the chain. "
Let's go!!!" Inuyasha didn't budge as he snapped at her. "Not now, I'm
watching him get beaten by a girl!!" Kagome thundered as Sango watched the
Monk clearly crying his eyes out as she smiled. Kagome made fists as she
was right in Inuyasha's face. She smiled as she she hung her arms over
him, and whispered in his ears. "Inuyasha.. I..." Inuyasha listened as he
embraced her. "Yes, Kagome?" She grinned tighten her arms around him. "
Inuyasha... SIT!!!" He fell straight to the ground as he cried. "God she's
such a bitch." Kagome turned around with the leash in hand. "What did
you say?" "Umm nothing..." "You know what I think? SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT..!!
Inuyasha falls continually the ground.
Miroku catching up crying his eyes out with scars and bruises on his face fleeing from the village. Sango began to laugh. "What, did you get another women pregnant?" He grinned. "Nah, just stole theses..." Holds up bras and underwear as Sango's face goes blank. "For what?!" He smiled as he pulled at the bras and underwear with a grin. "So you can wear theses night for me." Sango's face goes blank as she smacks him on his head as he faints, dragging him by the leash. "What an ass!" She yelled as Inuyasha continued fighting with Kagome. "Inuyasha, if I hear one more word about you never were apart of this-" She gets cut off as Inuyasha gave a guilty face. "But I-""Sit!!!!" Looks up at Kagome. "But I'm-" "SIT!!!" "Kagome look I-"Sit, Sit sit!!!" Winces to the ground. " You stupid wench!!" She grins as she looks at him and drags him by the dog ears. "Hey, let go look I'm sorry! God your such a bitch your probably one your period or something..." The three watched her hair fly up as she bared her teeth and for once he began to cry. "Inuyasha!!!" Huge smack print on his face as he tries to apologize. "Look I'm-" Slams to the ground... "But I-" Slams to the ground all the way to the small hut..
Two hours later... "Kagome I..." "Just shut the hell up!!" Falls to the ground for the last hundredth in an hour. Sango smiles as she points at the small hut just on the hill. "Were here!" Sango smiled with delight as Miroku runs in after her. "Yes we are here.." He grinned. They hear a huge smack as Miroku goes flying with the collar as it snaps in half. " I'm free!!" Inuyasha slumps down. "I'm not!!" He danced around as Sango's hand appeared on his shoulder grabbing his pony tail. "Oh don't think so.." As Miroku screams getting pulled back into the hut hearing him cry likes a girl hearing Sango hits him again and again. "Are you going to grab me again?" He grinned. "Are you hinting me to?" Glares at him as his hand aims for her butt again. "Hentai!!!" She screamed throwing her boomerang as he fell to the ground as she smiled. "Finally, he's down..." He grinned and comes back up with a seductive grin. "Why, do you want me down..." Gropes again... Sango chucks the boomerang harder at him. " Learn to stay down pervert!!!"
Sango trails outside with Miroku dazed as Kagome drops the leash and places underneath her foot. "Damnit, I was so close to running!" She smiled at Sango whispering something as they looked at Inuyasha, as Miroku was slowly coming around. "That would be great..."
Inuyasha cocks an eyebrow as they look directly at them. Miroku smiles, "At least it's not me!". Sango snaps the leash. "It will be you if you don't shut the hell up!" Cowards under Sango's voice. Inuyasha snapped as Sango and Kagome approached him with another leash behind her hand, and soap in they're hands. Inuyasha backs away nervously. "Wha,? What are you doing?" They both smile as Miroku has a grin on his face."We don't like dirty boys...." They ganged up as Inuyasha screamed. "No, don't pleasee!!!"
They place the second leash on Inuyasha as Kagome and Sango held in, throwing him into a pool of water as he barked and cried as they came closer with the soap. "No, what the hell are you doing with that?!" They grinned. "You'll see." They practically drowned him in water as he figured it out. "No, your not bathing me I refuse you wench!" She smiled with delight. "Oh really?" He nodded and bared his teeth at her. "Yes, really. There's nothing you can do that's going to make me sit in here..." She smiled. "Oh I'll make you Sit!!" She laughed as he slammed into the water as he began to flip around gagging. "Let me go!!!" They smiled as Miroku smiled. "Tell us why your flipping out?" He looked down. "Cause I'm afraid of water..." They begin to laugh at him as the Monk rolled on the ground and grabbed a pail of water. "Oh no water!!" He laughed pouring it on him. "Please don't!!!" Inuyasha cries as water soaks him as he screams. "I'm drowing, I'm drowning!!" She laughed as they paid no attention as Miroku raised an eyebrow as Inuyasha sunk to the bottom. " You idiot, you can't drown." Grabs his arms as he splashes. "I'm not drowning?" He questioned as he looked at the Monk laughing. "No your not.. Get a hold of yourself!!!" Inuyasha smiled and hugs Miroku. "You saved my life!" Inches away from the half demon as the girls smiled with delight.
"Time to get cleaned!!" He barked back at them. "No don't touch me.. This is rape!!" He screamed as they grabbed his arms as they plugged they're noses... "God, when was the last time you had a bath???" He smiled and looked at the two disgusted women. "Never had..." They smiled as Kagome's face went blank. "I can't believe I loved a guy who stinks!!" He smells his armpits and then begins to snap on both of the ladies. " They aren't bad! Here smell!" Grabs Kagome and stuffs her head underneath his armpit as she screamed. "Smells pretty doesn't it Kagome?" Her angered voice is smothered as he nodded. "Oh yes Kagome they do smell good... She manages to speak. "Inuyasha, Sit!!" She screamed as she gasped for arm, considering her head was under there long enough. They lather the soap over him as he tries running out of the bath. "No don't touch me there!! Get away, please no!!" He cries as the Monk laughs his head off and smiles. "Wow, I never knew he was afraid of water.. things to place on my make fun of him list.." Crosses off the list...
He cried as they placed shampoo and conditioner in his hair. "What the hell are you doing leave it alone!!" Sango smiles as she tugs the hair harder. "You were saying?" Mumbles under breath as she yanks it again. "Ow!! I mean please..." He cried as he bitched. "What wenches..." They grabbed the hairbrush with anger after that comment as Kagome angrily brushed through his hair pulling at his hair, with all the knots and tangles. "Damn.. That hurts you wench stop that!! I'M NOT WARNING YOU I'M TELLING YOU!!!" His hair was tugged harder as he cried. "Aww poor baby.,.." Miroku laughed teasingly as they placed the shampoo and conditioner through his hair. "Shut the hell up Monk!!" Kagome and Sango tugged at the hair again as he cried for an hour as they placed a mirror to him. "Look at your hair, and you don't smell anymore!" Inuyasha is furious when he sees how clean he is. " I can't believe it!!!" They smiled at both of the boys, as she looks at him. "Since I've been being mean to you lately here." She said unhooking his leash as he smiled with delight and muttered under his breath. "Ya, of course you're a wench, and lately? Try a lot!!" Smacks to the ground....Miroku sighs "Here we go again!!"
It was night, as the boys sat outside because they girls were changing inside the hut as he peered around and found a hole to gaze through. " Hmm.. what gorgeous bodies... For me to have to myself.." He grinned at the thought as he wanted to run in and take a better peak as he looked at Inuyasha with a smile. "He's an idiot he'll likely fall for something.."
Miroku looks at Inuyasha who finished eating and held his staff tightly in his hands, with a devious grin on his face, as he held the spider in his hands. "This might work .." He places the spider through the crack as he smiled at Inuyasha then with a horrified look. "Inuyasha!! Kagome and Sango are in trouble!!" He shook his head and continued eating. "I don't believe you this time you ass!! Remember last time how you lied to me and got me into this situation?!" Inuyasha bared his fangs as Miroku scratched his head with a smile. "Oh I remember.. But seriously they are in trouble!!" He shook his head and laughed at the Monk. "Ya, I knew if they were in trouble they'd be screaming!!"
As from inside Kagome spotted the spider as they placed the clothes on the floor, as Sango noticed it as they cried and screamed. Miroku grinned as he looked at the half-wit demon. " Calling me a liar?...." Looks at him with a blank face. Yes they are screaming!! Let's go!! Miroku grins as he thinks to himself with pleasure. "Well Monk, you have outdid yourself again... Grabs diary and begins with. "Dear Diary, I've smarted Inuyasha yet again..." Hides it away in a safe spot as they run closer to the door to the girl's screams.
They rushed in as Inuyasha knocks down the door. They stare blankly as the noticed the clothes dropped on the ground staring back at them completely bare as they grew angry. "Hmm... nice rack.." He commented as she grew with anger. "Miroku!!" She screamed as he backed away. "That wasn't what I meant!!" For once he didn't have a perverted mind as he pointed at the clothes rack behind them. Kagome glaring at Inuyasha as she swung a towel around her. "Inuyasha!!!" He backed away. "Look it wasn't my fault!!" She screamed as they ran towards them as Inuyasha quickly mouthed the words. "Damn you!!" As Kagome and Sango smacked them both viciously pushing them outside locking the door as they screamed.
"After being a jerk for seeing me like this Inuyasha. Don't expect to get in!!" Sanggo belted out. "Don't think I forgot about you, you perverted Monk!!!" They cried as Inuyasha glared at the Monk who still had a grin on his face. "You jerk!! You ruined my chances with Kagome!!" The monk laid down with his staff and smiled. "Like you had any chances..."
( Wow.. 19 reviews? I didn't expect that!! Thank you to all who read and reviewed these you guys are the best!!Well I'm not exactly bouncing off the walls but enough to write this!!! Poor Inuyasha getting a bath and afraid of water.. Miroku almost made Inuyasha believe something else yet again! Now they are kicked out!!! You'll see what happens!! But it will soon tie in with the reading minds.. you know after the torturing is done!!Read and Review!!
Miroku catching up crying his eyes out with scars and bruises on his face fleeing from the village. Sango began to laugh. "What, did you get another women pregnant?" He grinned. "Nah, just stole theses..." Holds up bras and underwear as Sango's face goes blank. "For what?!" He smiled as he pulled at the bras and underwear with a grin. "So you can wear theses night for me." Sango's face goes blank as she smacks him on his head as he faints, dragging him by the leash. "What an ass!" She yelled as Inuyasha continued fighting with Kagome. "Inuyasha, if I hear one more word about you never were apart of this-" She gets cut off as Inuyasha gave a guilty face. "But I-""Sit!!!!" Looks up at Kagome. "But I'm-" "SIT!!!" "Kagome look I-"Sit, Sit sit!!!" Winces to the ground. " You stupid wench!!" She grins as she looks at him and drags him by the dog ears. "Hey, let go look I'm sorry! God your such a bitch your probably one your period or something..." The three watched her hair fly up as she bared her teeth and for once he began to cry. "Inuyasha!!!" Huge smack print on his face as he tries to apologize. "Look I'm-" Slams to the ground... "But I-" Slams to the ground all the way to the small hut..
Two hours later... "Kagome I..." "Just shut the hell up!!" Falls to the ground for the last hundredth in an hour. Sango smiles as she points at the small hut just on the hill. "Were here!" Sango smiled with delight as Miroku runs in after her. "Yes we are here.." He grinned. They hear a huge smack as Miroku goes flying with the collar as it snaps in half. " I'm free!!" Inuyasha slumps down. "I'm not!!" He danced around as Sango's hand appeared on his shoulder grabbing his pony tail. "Oh don't think so.." As Miroku screams getting pulled back into the hut hearing him cry likes a girl hearing Sango hits him again and again. "Are you going to grab me again?" He grinned. "Are you hinting me to?" Glares at him as his hand aims for her butt again. "Hentai!!!" She screamed throwing her boomerang as he fell to the ground as she smiled. "Finally, he's down..." He grinned and comes back up with a seductive grin. "Why, do you want me down..." Gropes again... Sango chucks the boomerang harder at him. " Learn to stay down pervert!!!"
Sango trails outside with Miroku dazed as Kagome drops the leash and places underneath her foot. "Damnit, I was so close to running!" She smiled at Sango whispering something as they looked at Inuyasha, as Miroku was slowly coming around. "That would be great..."
Inuyasha cocks an eyebrow as they look directly at them. Miroku smiles, "At least it's not me!". Sango snaps the leash. "It will be you if you don't shut the hell up!" Cowards under Sango's voice. Inuyasha snapped as Sango and Kagome approached him with another leash behind her hand, and soap in they're hands. Inuyasha backs away nervously. "Wha,? What are you doing?" They both smile as Miroku has a grin on his face."We don't like dirty boys...." They ganged up as Inuyasha screamed. "No, don't pleasee!!!"
They place the second leash on Inuyasha as Kagome and Sango held in, throwing him into a pool of water as he barked and cried as they came closer with the soap. "No, what the hell are you doing with that?!" They grinned. "You'll see." They practically drowned him in water as he figured it out. "No, your not bathing me I refuse you wench!" She smiled with delight. "Oh really?" He nodded and bared his teeth at her. "Yes, really. There's nothing you can do that's going to make me sit in here..." She smiled. "Oh I'll make you Sit!!" She laughed as he slammed into the water as he began to flip around gagging. "Let me go!!!" They smiled as Miroku smiled. "Tell us why your flipping out?" He looked down. "Cause I'm afraid of water..." They begin to laugh at him as the Monk rolled on the ground and grabbed a pail of water. "Oh no water!!" He laughed pouring it on him. "Please don't!!!" Inuyasha cries as water soaks him as he screams. "I'm drowing, I'm drowning!!" She laughed as they paid no attention as Miroku raised an eyebrow as Inuyasha sunk to the bottom. " You idiot, you can't drown." Grabs his arms as he splashes. "I'm not drowning?" He questioned as he looked at the Monk laughing. "No your not.. Get a hold of yourself!!!" Inuyasha smiled and hugs Miroku. "You saved my life!" Inches away from the half demon as the girls smiled with delight.
"Time to get cleaned!!" He barked back at them. "No don't touch me.. This is rape!!" He screamed as they grabbed his arms as they plugged they're noses... "God, when was the last time you had a bath???" He smiled and looked at the two disgusted women. "Never had..." They smiled as Kagome's face went blank. "I can't believe I loved a guy who stinks!!" He smells his armpits and then begins to snap on both of the ladies. " They aren't bad! Here smell!" Grabs Kagome and stuffs her head underneath his armpit as she screamed. "Smells pretty doesn't it Kagome?" Her angered voice is smothered as he nodded. "Oh yes Kagome they do smell good... She manages to speak. "Inuyasha, Sit!!" She screamed as she gasped for arm, considering her head was under there long enough. They lather the soap over him as he tries running out of the bath. "No don't touch me there!! Get away, please no!!" He cries as the Monk laughs his head off and smiles. "Wow, I never knew he was afraid of water.. things to place on my make fun of him list.." Crosses off the list...
He cried as they placed shampoo and conditioner in his hair. "What the hell are you doing leave it alone!!" Sango smiles as she tugs the hair harder. "You were saying?" Mumbles under breath as she yanks it again. "Ow!! I mean please..." He cried as he bitched. "What wenches..." They grabbed the hairbrush with anger after that comment as Kagome angrily brushed through his hair pulling at his hair, with all the knots and tangles. "Damn.. That hurts you wench stop that!! I'M NOT WARNING YOU I'M TELLING YOU!!!" His hair was tugged harder as he cried. "Aww poor baby.,.." Miroku laughed teasingly as they placed the shampoo and conditioner through his hair. "Shut the hell up Monk!!" Kagome and Sango tugged at the hair again as he cried for an hour as they placed a mirror to him. "Look at your hair, and you don't smell anymore!" Inuyasha is furious when he sees how clean he is. " I can't believe it!!!" They smiled at both of the boys, as she looks at him. "Since I've been being mean to you lately here." She said unhooking his leash as he smiled with delight and muttered under his breath. "Ya, of course you're a wench, and lately? Try a lot!!" Smacks to the ground....Miroku sighs "Here we go again!!"
It was night, as the boys sat outside because they girls were changing inside the hut as he peered around and found a hole to gaze through. " Hmm.. what gorgeous bodies... For me to have to myself.." He grinned at the thought as he wanted to run in and take a better peak as he looked at Inuyasha with a smile. "He's an idiot he'll likely fall for something.."
Miroku looks at Inuyasha who finished eating and held his staff tightly in his hands, with a devious grin on his face, as he held the spider in his hands. "This might work .." He places the spider through the crack as he smiled at Inuyasha then with a horrified look. "Inuyasha!! Kagome and Sango are in trouble!!" He shook his head and continued eating. "I don't believe you this time you ass!! Remember last time how you lied to me and got me into this situation?!" Inuyasha bared his fangs as Miroku scratched his head with a smile. "Oh I remember.. But seriously they are in trouble!!" He shook his head and laughed at the Monk. "Ya, I knew if they were in trouble they'd be screaming!!"
As from inside Kagome spotted the spider as they placed the clothes on the floor, as Sango noticed it as they cried and screamed. Miroku grinned as he looked at the half-wit demon. " Calling me a liar?...." Looks at him with a blank face. Yes they are screaming!! Let's go!! Miroku grins as he thinks to himself with pleasure. "Well Monk, you have outdid yourself again... Grabs diary and begins with. "Dear Diary, I've smarted Inuyasha yet again..." Hides it away in a safe spot as they run closer to the door to the girl's screams.
They rushed in as Inuyasha knocks down the door. They stare blankly as the noticed the clothes dropped on the ground staring back at them completely bare as they grew angry. "Hmm... nice rack.." He commented as she grew with anger. "Miroku!!" She screamed as he backed away. "That wasn't what I meant!!" For once he didn't have a perverted mind as he pointed at the clothes rack behind them. Kagome glaring at Inuyasha as she swung a towel around her. "Inuyasha!!!" He backed away. "Look it wasn't my fault!!" She screamed as they ran towards them as Inuyasha quickly mouthed the words. "Damn you!!" As Kagome and Sango smacked them both viciously pushing them outside locking the door as they screamed.
"After being a jerk for seeing me like this Inuyasha. Don't expect to get in!!" Sanggo belted out. "Don't think I forgot about you, you perverted Monk!!!" They cried as Inuyasha glared at the Monk who still had a grin on his face. "You jerk!! You ruined my chances with Kagome!!" The monk laid down with his staff and smiled. "Like you had any chances..."
( Wow.. 19 reviews? I didn't expect that!! Thank you to all who read and reviewed these you guys are the best!!Well I'm not exactly bouncing off the walls but enough to write this!!! Poor Inuyasha getting a bath and afraid of water.. Miroku almost made Inuyasha believe something else yet again! Now they are kicked out!!! You'll see what happens!! But it will soon tie in with the reading minds.. you know after the torturing is done!!Read and Review!!