Chapter 5: The Ramen Dance!!!
The girls remained in the hut, as rain began to come down. Miroku holds his hand out. "Hmm.. looks like it's raining!" He smiled as in two seconds flat Inuyasha goes and runs in the shelter of the forest. "That isn't funny! Alright? You try to be afraid of water! Wait you have that stupid hole in your hand.. aww is the big hole gonna eat you up!?" Inuyasha rolled on the ground laughing as the Monk grinned. "Maybe this will teach ya how to shut your mouth!" Throws Inuyasha back into the water as he cries and runs back into the forest. He glares at the Monk and slumps down. "Fine, you made your point!" The monk smiled as he grabbed another list. "Not to self: Next time get a bucket of water for Inuyasha..." He grinned as they laid down, as Inuyasha nervously watched the rain fall. "The ladies had a right to be furious with us. I mean-"Miroku was cut off as Inuyasha angrily snapped as his fangs bared at the Monk, ready to pop a blood vessel. "Us? Us!!! You want a talk about this? Maybe if you were perverted, this wouldn't have happened!!!!"
End of flashback
Miroku grinned holding the staff in place. "Well it's because you're a half-wit.." Grabs Miroku and bares his fangs at him. "A half wit!!?? A half wit!!!? You're a half wit when it comes to women!!! I got Kagome closer to me then you ever would Sango!!" Miroku sighed and looks at the ground with a smile. "Well there's more fish in the sea...." Inuyasha barks back at Miroku with anger. "Can we not mention anything that has to do with water!!" Miroku raises an eyebrow with concern. "Why are you so afraid of water?" Inuyasha sighs as he looks back at the Monk as painful as it was to tell him.
"Well when I was young everyone hated me because I was a half-breed. So the villagers decided to drown me and I almost did. That's why I hate water and you wouldn't understand that." Miroku looks back up at him feeling bad for what he did and holds his staff. "That's why you hate water..." Miroku felt alittle bad as Inuyasha gripped Miroku. "Tomorrow morning, your going to admit it's your fault or I'm going to pound you into the ground understand? I already gave you the reason I think that's good enough!" Miroku cowards as he begins to whimper. "Alright-alright!" Inuyasha laughed and glared at Miroku. "If you don't you'll be losing more than your virginity.." Miroku grins at him. "I already lost it..." Inuyasha gives a blank stare and barks back at the Monk. "It's a figure of speech dumbass!!!" Miroku gets mad as he glares at Inuyasha. "Well you're the dumb" Inuyasha swiftly grabs the staff and hits him on the head with a smile. "I'm glad we had this chat..."
Miroku lays underneath the trees knocked out. Inuyasha grabs his list of ways to torture Miroku.... "Ugly women, getting chained with ugly women.. ugly women... ugly women...let's see knocking Miroku out..." Places the list away as he just stares at Miroku who's dazed.
Morning rose as Inuyasha was awake as he grinned with delight of the tricked he worked on for the perverted Monk. Inuyasha grins as he looked at the sleeping Monk and nods his head. "This is going to be great, damn Monk won't be seeing what hit him!" Miroku slowly wakes up from Inuyasha chucking fruit at his head continually. "Here wake up!!" Throws another fruit that hits him in the wrong face. "Oh god.. your as mean as Sango!!" Inuyasha grins thinking of his brilliant plan as he looks at Miroku. " Miroku I talked to Sango awhile ago I told her it was your fault for all this. She says if you admit it in your own words she'll do what you want, promise." Miroku jumps up and down like a girl with delight. "Really?!" Inuyasha grins with pleasure, "Stupid Monk fell for it... Idiot that's what he gets for getting me in trouble! Ya, she was being serious!" Miroku grabs his staff and heads out towards the hut and rushes in and knocks down the door.
Inuyasha laid back against the grass as he played with his white strands of hair, as he checks of his list. "Get beaten by women he adores...Now look who's the idiot!" He smiled as Miroku came out two hours later with black marks as they shoved him out. "Stay out you pervert!!!" Kagome boomed calling Inuyasha. "Inuyasha come here!!" Miroku smiled as he laid down grinning. "I guess your in trouble as well.. sucker.." He commented as Inuyasha nervously went to the door as Kagome grabbed him quickly inside as they threw him towards the ground. They came closer as he hid in the corner. "I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything!!!" He cried as the girls smiled with delight.
He smelt something, expecting him to get hit as he grinned. "Is that, Ramen!?" He commented as Kagome laughed with a pot full in front of him as Sango wiped her boomerang clean of Miroku's germs. Kagome smiled with delight as she placed another pot on the stove, as Sango placed it over the fire. "Yes Inuyasha." She smiled as he opened his eyes and blankly stared at it. "It's too good to be true it's Ramen!!!!" He smiled grabbed the pot from her as noodles hung from his mouth as he was in a whole different place as he cocked his eyebrow. "I thought you called me in here to beat me up!? Your up to something aren't you?!" She shook her head taking a small bowl as he slapped it out of her hand and grabbed the bowl away from her. "My ramen..." She gave a blank stare as he continued eating. "Fine it's yours... I'm not mad Miroku admitted to it and said it wasn't your fault!' Inuyasha dances around with delight as the girls give him a blank stare. "What's he so happy about?" He smiled. "Sucker he's left out in the cold, Kagome isn't mad at me and I have ramen!!!" He commented as he noticed the stares he was getting. He blushed red and sat back down. " You didn't see anything...." They bursted out laughing as Kagome commented.
"Where did you learn to dance like that?!" Inuyasha blushed red as he slumped back down like nothing happened. "Ummm... Sesshoumaru...." They began laughing spitting almost spitting the juice they had in they're mouths. Sango dropped her cup almost chocking. "Se-Sesshoumaru? Your older, mean heartless brother???" Inuyasha nodded as Kagome was eager to hear more. "Tell me the whole story!!" Inuyasha shook his head in embarrassment as he looked at the ladies.
"Fine, my mother use to go to dancing and Sesshoumaru watched and thought it would be fun to drag me along... So that explains it.. I don't wanna hear about it anymore alright!? It's embarrassing enough!!" Kagome covered her mouth as Sango is crying with tears. "That's the greatest thing I've heard!!" Kagome laughed smothering her laughter. "That was the greatest thing I've ever seen!!" Kagome cocks an eyebrow and smiles with delight. "Would you do that again Inuyasha... Please?" Both begged as he turned the opposite direction. "Why should I!? I did that once you saw!! That's all your gonna see!" She smiled as she showed him another steaming pot of ramen. "I'll give ya ramen..." She commented teasingly as Inuyasha began to drool with his eyes dancing in delight. "Ramen!!!" He screamed as he danced around and the girls began to laugh harder!! "Oh my god he's killing me!!" They laughed as Miroku sighed.
"Great, Inuyasha tricked me!!" Miroku cried as the girls screamed again. "Ramen.." "Yay Ramen!!!" Inuyasha cried as he continued danced as the girls laughed. "This is the greatest thing I've ever seen!!"
( Omg I'm really hyper it isn't funny! Inuyasha has a Ramen dance!! I'm seriously laughing in tears!! Now Kagome isn't mad at Inuyasha and the Monk is learning a hard lesson!! Things are working out with Inuyasha!! Yay, I thank everyone for all these great reviews!! Your great, all of ya!!! Please read and review!!!