Kust stared at Miroku straight in the face and turned at Kagome, who was
getting really pissed off. "Inuyasha? Inuyasha!!! I'm not joking around
get up!!" Sango sighs and shakes her head. "Kagome sorry to say I think
he's dead..." Sango commented as Kagome continuously slapped Inuyasha cross
the face back and forth and forcing him to sit. Kagome's eyes lit red
stormed at Sango who began to laugh. "Sango? You think that's funny!?"
Sango wiped the smile off her face. "Umm.. nope..." Kagome grinned as she
held on to the motionless demon and looks at Miroku. "Well Miroku's dead..."
Sango grabbed her boomerang over her shoulder and glared at the girl in
the little mini skirt. "Wanna run that past me again, Bitch?" Kagome
stormed from the ground with her fists at her sides. "Yes, Miroku is
dead..." Sango lunged her boomerang back at her with a grin. "Say that
again..." "Miroku is dead..." Sango glares angered at Kagome. "Well for
saying that... Your going to be dead too!!!"
Miroku and Inuyasha mysteriously wake up and hear the girls yelling and screaming glaring at one another and Sango swiftly throwing her boomerang at Kagome. "Wow, were not dead!" Inuyasha commented looking around as Miroku grinned staring at the girls fighting. "Wow, look!" Inuyasha grins. "There's one thing that goes good with this..." Inuyasha steps away and grabs a pot in his lap and grins with delight. "RAMEN!!!" Miroku slumps down at shakes his head. "God, that's all you freakin eat!! What else is that good for, name two" Inuyasha smiles and lists it. "Bath, girls fighting, eating, drinking, fighting, dancing..." Clamps the demon's mouth shut. "I said two you idiot!!!" Inuyasha dances around with delight chanting Ramen, and rooting on the girls. "What goes good with Ramen? Hehehe girls fighting!"
Sango stops and misses as Kagome stares at her with a grin glaring. Kagome grins and thinks. "Stupid Bitch.. I never thought she'd care about that stupid Monk who is useless and is a huge pervert. She'd be dumb enough to bare his child while he go run off and make other women pregnant!!" Inuyasha and Miroku stare blankly hearing Kagome say cursing words towards Sango as Miroku glares, "Hey what did you say about me?!" Both turn they're attention towards them not really caring that they are awake. Kagome shakes her head. "Nothing! Do you see my lips moving?" Miroku smiles being the pervert he is. " Yes, and I see more moving..." Gets smacked on the head and looks at Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow as Inuyasha's ears perked. "Inuyasha, didn't you hear that come from Kagome's mouth?" Inuyasha looked at the ground and stared back blankly at the Monk. "Ya I did..." Both look at each other strangely and begin eating the Ramen again.
Sango grins and glares that the black haired girl with her hands turned into fists. "Bitch, I don't know how any self respecting human could love half breed! He's disgusting, he's furry and what kind of babies would she have?! Part dog part human!! Knowing him he'll run off and meet with Kikyo again.... " Inuyasha growls when he heard that comment as Miroku stopped eating as he looked at Inuyasha's face go red. "What the hell did you say????" Sango blushes and shakes her head. "Nothing!!!" Miroku smiles and springs back Inuyasha. "I don't know what's going on, but let the ladies fight..." Inuyasha grunts and grins as Kagome began grabbing Sango's hair.
"Bitch!" "Slut!!" "Mutt lover!!" "Hentai lover!" "Well at least he's human!!" "Well he isn't perverted!!"
They carried on, as Inuyasha finished his Ramen and began dancing again. " Ramen, Ramen, RAMEN!!!" He chanted as the girls stopped fighting and just smiled as the Monk slumped his head down finishing the last on the ramen. " What an idiot!!! He just ruined the cat fight...." He watches the demon begin to dance with the ramen hanging from his mouth as the girls began rolling on the ground laughing with excitement. Miroku misses his mouth and his face goes blank as he looks down. "Oh shit!!"
The hot noodles flew down his robes as he screamed "Ramen, Ramen, Ramen!!!" As the girls laughed harder as they saw the Monk "dance around" as Inuyasha chanted, "Ramen, Ramen!!" Miroku cried like a girl, having the noodles run down his robes making him scream as the girls thought it was the chant. Sango and Kagome smile as they swoon over Miroku and Inuyasha. "Look, now Miroku's doing it!!!" They bursted out laughing as Miroku shook his head. "No!!!! Ramen!!!" He screamed as Inuyasha nodded in his own little world.. " Yes, Ramen!!!" Miroku ran around until everyone looked at Miroku with blank stares as they looked back at him. " What?" He yelled as they raised an eyebrow at the noodles flying from his robe. "Is that normal for his.. umm to be like that?" Sango commented as Kagome gave a blank stare. Miroku stares down and blushes and screams as Inuyasha screams. "He's having a baby!!" Miroku runs outside and comes back a few minutes later.
"What the hell was that?!" Inuyasha barked disgusted as the girls backed away from him. Monk gives him a blank stare and screams. "It was Ramen!!" Girls look at the pot they were eating and begins to gag. Inuyasha barks spitting the Ramen out. "What the hell were you doing with that!?" Miroku shakes his head and hits him with the staff. "It's not what you think!!! It fell down my-" Spits out the rest of the Ramen and stares at Miroku. "You sick twisted pervert!!" Miroku slumps down and sighs as Kagome and Sango begin whispering in each other's ear.
"He'll love it..." Kagome commented as she grabs another leash as Inuyasha raises an eyebrow and Sango disappears outside as Kagome smiles at the demon. "Don't come any closer you wench!! What the hell are you doing?" She smiles as she grabs him outside. "Time for a bath!!!"
Kagome viciously drags Inuyasha as he screams with his nails in the floor boards crying like a spoiled brat. "No please!! Not a bath anything but that!!!" Sango stood beside a barrow full of cold water with a bucket of water as Inuyasha shook his head continuously. "No, No No way in hell!! Kagome? Kagome!!" He screamed as she pushed him closer towards the bucket of cold water and placed one foot on the ground, as she grabbed the bar of soap. "Take it off now!!!" She yelled as Miroku grins and goes right in front of Kagome with a perverted grin on his face grabbing his robe. "I will..." He commented as Sango grew mad and hit him with his staff. " Hentai!!" As Miroku sat there rubbing his head as he heard Sango thinking. "He can be hot, for a pervert..." Miroku raised an eyebrow wondering if she said that and grinned at her. "Did you say I was hot for a pervert?" He questioned as she blushed red and shook her head almost clamping her mouth. "Omg.. did I say it out loud? "She said frantically as he grinned and thought for a moment. "Wait, I can read her mind!!!" Miroku dances around with joy. "This will come in handy..."
Inuyasha screams like a girl as Kagome demands. "Take it off!!!" Inuyasha shakes his head as Kagome grabs his Kimono and starts ripping in off. "Keep it on!! I'm capable of doing that myself wench!!!" Kagome grins as she goes for it again as Inuyasha reluctantly jumps in with a grin pulling his Kimono off all soaked throwing it at Miroku's face. " Maybe that will cover your ugly face...." He commented as Miroku glared at the demon who was beaming with delight. " I really don't wanna smell wet dog thanks!!" Inuyasha snaps back as Kagome grabs the bar of soap. " You called me a what!?" "I called you a dog, want me to spell it out for you?" Kagome grins as they began to yell and stamps her foot down.
"You know what I think...SIT!!!" Inuyasha falls into the cold water and comes back up soaked. "What the hell wench?" Kagome screams it again as Miroku laughs in delight. "I guess you are a dog considering you obey that command." Miroku grins as Sango hits him with his staff. "God, you'd think that idiot would learn..." Inuyasha stopped fighting as Kagome placed the bar of soap and lathered him as Sango held the leash tight as he screamed with sarcasm, "Please no... " He grinned. "The smartest thing I ever came up with.. " Inuyasha beamed as Miroku slumped down, "and I thought I was the pervert."
( I'm back!! Wow I can not quit with the Ramen dance!!! I'm really hyper!! I guess now they can hear what they think but believe me it gets worse!! I guess Inuyasha was lying when he said he was afraid of water....Please read and review..)
Miroku and Inuyasha mysteriously wake up and hear the girls yelling and screaming glaring at one another and Sango swiftly throwing her boomerang at Kagome. "Wow, were not dead!" Inuyasha commented looking around as Miroku grinned staring at the girls fighting. "Wow, look!" Inuyasha grins. "There's one thing that goes good with this..." Inuyasha steps away and grabs a pot in his lap and grins with delight. "RAMEN!!!" Miroku slumps down at shakes his head. "God, that's all you freakin eat!! What else is that good for, name two" Inuyasha smiles and lists it. "Bath, girls fighting, eating, drinking, fighting, dancing..." Clamps the demon's mouth shut. "I said two you idiot!!!" Inuyasha dances around with delight chanting Ramen, and rooting on the girls. "What goes good with Ramen? Hehehe girls fighting!"
Sango stops and misses as Kagome stares at her with a grin glaring. Kagome grins and thinks. "Stupid Bitch.. I never thought she'd care about that stupid Monk who is useless and is a huge pervert. She'd be dumb enough to bare his child while he go run off and make other women pregnant!!" Inuyasha and Miroku stare blankly hearing Kagome say cursing words towards Sango as Miroku glares, "Hey what did you say about me?!" Both turn they're attention towards them not really caring that they are awake. Kagome shakes her head. "Nothing! Do you see my lips moving?" Miroku smiles being the pervert he is. " Yes, and I see more moving..." Gets smacked on the head and looks at Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow as Inuyasha's ears perked. "Inuyasha, didn't you hear that come from Kagome's mouth?" Inuyasha looked at the ground and stared back blankly at the Monk. "Ya I did..." Both look at each other strangely and begin eating the Ramen again.
Sango grins and glares that the black haired girl with her hands turned into fists. "Bitch, I don't know how any self respecting human could love half breed! He's disgusting, he's furry and what kind of babies would she have?! Part dog part human!! Knowing him he'll run off and meet with Kikyo again.... " Inuyasha growls when he heard that comment as Miroku stopped eating as he looked at Inuyasha's face go red. "What the hell did you say????" Sango blushes and shakes her head. "Nothing!!!" Miroku smiles and springs back Inuyasha. "I don't know what's going on, but let the ladies fight..." Inuyasha grunts and grins as Kagome began grabbing Sango's hair.
"Bitch!" "Slut!!" "Mutt lover!!" "Hentai lover!" "Well at least he's human!!" "Well he isn't perverted!!"
They carried on, as Inuyasha finished his Ramen and began dancing again. " Ramen, Ramen, RAMEN!!!" He chanted as the girls stopped fighting and just smiled as the Monk slumped his head down finishing the last on the ramen. " What an idiot!!! He just ruined the cat fight...." He watches the demon begin to dance with the ramen hanging from his mouth as the girls began rolling on the ground laughing with excitement. Miroku misses his mouth and his face goes blank as he looks down. "Oh shit!!"
The hot noodles flew down his robes as he screamed "Ramen, Ramen, Ramen!!!" As the girls laughed harder as they saw the Monk "dance around" as Inuyasha chanted, "Ramen, Ramen!!" Miroku cried like a girl, having the noodles run down his robes making him scream as the girls thought it was the chant. Sango and Kagome smile as they swoon over Miroku and Inuyasha. "Look, now Miroku's doing it!!!" They bursted out laughing as Miroku shook his head. "No!!!! Ramen!!!" He screamed as Inuyasha nodded in his own little world.. " Yes, Ramen!!!" Miroku ran around until everyone looked at Miroku with blank stares as they looked back at him. " What?" He yelled as they raised an eyebrow at the noodles flying from his robe. "Is that normal for his.. umm to be like that?" Sango commented as Kagome gave a blank stare. Miroku stares down and blushes and screams as Inuyasha screams. "He's having a baby!!" Miroku runs outside and comes back a few minutes later.
"What the hell was that?!" Inuyasha barked disgusted as the girls backed away from him. Monk gives him a blank stare and screams. "It was Ramen!!" Girls look at the pot they were eating and begins to gag. Inuyasha barks spitting the Ramen out. "What the hell were you doing with that!?" Miroku shakes his head and hits him with the staff. "It's not what you think!!! It fell down my-" Spits out the rest of the Ramen and stares at Miroku. "You sick twisted pervert!!" Miroku slumps down and sighs as Kagome and Sango begin whispering in each other's ear.
"He'll love it..." Kagome commented as she grabs another leash as Inuyasha raises an eyebrow and Sango disappears outside as Kagome smiles at the demon. "Don't come any closer you wench!! What the hell are you doing?" She smiles as she grabs him outside. "Time for a bath!!!"
Kagome viciously drags Inuyasha as he screams with his nails in the floor boards crying like a spoiled brat. "No please!! Not a bath anything but that!!!" Sango stood beside a barrow full of cold water with a bucket of water as Inuyasha shook his head continuously. "No, No No way in hell!! Kagome? Kagome!!" He screamed as she pushed him closer towards the bucket of cold water and placed one foot on the ground, as she grabbed the bar of soap. "Take it off now!!!" She yelled as Miroku grins and goes right in front of Kagome with a perverted grin on his face grabbing his robe. "I will..." He commented as Sango grew mad and hit him with his staff. " Hentai!!" As Miroku sat there rubbing his head as he heard Sango thinking. "He can be hot, for a pervert..." Miroku raised an eyebrow wondering if she said that and grinned at her. "Did you say I was hot for a pervert?" He questioned as she blushed red and shook her head almost clamping her mouth. "Omg.. did I say it out loud? "She said frantically as he grinned and thought for a moment. "Wait, I can read her mind!!!" Miroku dances around with joy. "This will come in handy..."
Inuyasha screams like a girl as Kagome demands. "Take it off!!!" Inuyasha shakes his head as Kagome grabs his Kimono and starts ripping in off. "Keep it on!! I'm capable of doing that myself wench!!!" Kagome grins as she goes for it again as Inuyasha reluctantly jumps in with a grin pulling his Kimono off all soaked throwing it at Miroku's face. " Maybe that will cover your ugly face...." He commented as Miroku glared at the demon who was beaming with delight. " I really don't wanna smell wet dog thanks!!" Inuyasha snaps back as Kagome grabs the bar of soap. " You called me a what!?" "I called you a dog, want me to spell it out for you?" Kagome grins as they began to yell and stamps her foot down.
"You know what I think...SIT!!!" Inuyasha falls into the cold water and comes back up soaked. "What the hell wench?" Kagome screams it again as Miroku laughs in delight. "I guess you are a dog considering you obey that command." Miroku grins as Sango hits him with his staff. "God, you'd think that idiot would learn..." Inuyasha stopped fighting as Kagome placed the bar of soap and lathered him as Sango held the leash tight as he screamed with sarcasm, "Please no... " He grinned. "The smartest thing I ever came up with.. " Inuyasha beamed as Miroku slumped down, "and I thought I was the pervert."
( I'm back!! Wow I can not quit with the Ramen dance!!! I'm really hyper!! I guess now they can hear what they think but believe me it gets worse!! I guess Inuyasha was lying when he said he was afraid of water....Please read and review..)