Miroku sat there with his staff held tightly in his hands watching Inuyasha get all the glory. "How come he gets a bath?" Sango shook her hand and turned the other way. "Cause he's dirty and your not!!!" The Monk began to grin with an eyebrow raised. "Dirty eh? " Runs towards Sango and gropes her as she hits him hard with her boomerang. "Hentai!" She screamed as the monk fell to the ground as he grinned looked up at Sango. "I can see up her skirt..." He grinned as Sango looked back at him. "What are you grinning about?" Miroku turned the other way in his glory. " Nothing..."
Inuyasha sat there as Kagome grabbed the soap. "Inuyasha sit still!!!" Inuyasha falls to the bottom coming back up soaked. "What the hell did I do?!" Kagome began to laugh as she looked at the wet half demon getting mad. "I didn't do it, it was an accident!! although he looks cute like that..." Kagome thought, as Inuyasha picked up on her thoughts and noticed her lips weren't moving. "Did she just call me cute?" He thought with an raised eyebrow as Kagome grabbed the soap again. "Inuyasha, turn around I still need to get the back!!!" Inuyasha slumped down and looked at her. " I'm not showing my ass, so you can say if I have a tail or not!!" Kagome sighed as she began to grin. "I don't care cause I'm doing it!!" Inuyasha began to growl as Sango yanked the chain exactly Kagome's thoughts. Kagome began to grow anger, as she looked at Inuyasha as she snapped at her.
"Your not cleaning me!! It's in invasion of privacy!!" He screamed as she tapped her fingers angered as she grinned. "Not like I haven't seen anything like that before." She thought, as Inuyasha's face went blank when he read her mind, and Miroku began to grin when he heard that.
"Ahh.. Kagome.. sexually driven so early...Great Idea for my new Sex Book!" He muttered as Sango looked at him with angered eyes as Miroku grinned holding his staff carefully. "So you like wearing red Sango?" She didn't really get it for a moment as she sat there thinking. "What the hell is he talking about? The only thing I have red is my panties.. Oh shit tell me he's not looking there!?" She thought as she looked down as Miroku sat there grinning and looked back up at her. "But I am." He commented as she flipped right out grabbing his staff and knocking him to the ground. " You disgusting pig!!" She screamed as he fell right back down. "Ladies, they love to throw me around even Sango."
Inuyasha really didn't have a clue he could read they're minds. He sat there in confusion and shock as he blankly looked at her. "What!? She already seen and did everything?! With who? For god sakes she's only fifteen!!! Dirty Slut!!" Inuyasha screamed out, as Kagome looked at him with daggering eyes as she grabbed the soap in her palms that turned to fists. "What the hell did you say!?!" Inuyasha just sunk lower in the water until his eyes and ears were the only thing to be seen."I'll drown you!!" She screamed as she began to plunged his head under water as he began pushing her away. "Why did you call me that!?" He grinned and snapped back. "Cause you are! Are your how old fifteen!!" Kagome shook her head trying to hide the embarrassment that she wasn't all good. "Well it's my business, my life!" Inuyasha looked at her with his eyes wide almost enchanted by her, like he once was with Kikyo. "Kagome, it is my business and you are my life...
Kagome stopped for a second, with the soap in her hands when she had heard that. " Inuyasha cares about me? He actually loves me!? What about that bitch Kikyo?" Inuyasha smiled when he heard her worry as he added something else. "I love you, no one else." Kagome's face went blank and began to blush furiously trying to hide it. "He just said he loved me? I can't believe it! For all this time I've loved him!" She thought as Inuyasha and Miroku were enjoying reading they're minds, and no girl even knew.
"Aww I thought she loved me!" Miroku slammed his face into the ground and than smiled at Sango. "I still got her, and I know she loves me... right?"
Inuyasha looked at her with a light smile as she came closer towards him with a raised eyebrow and her heart pounding faster than ever. "My heart is pounding so much? But I don't really love him do I?" She questioned as Inuyasha lured her closer to him. "Kagome I need to do something, that I should of done awhile ago..." He commented as he hair blew in the wind as she stood closely towards him. "Like what?" She said nervously, as he grinned. "This.."
Kagome closed her eyes hoping for a kiss, but Inuyasha grinned and took the soap for her hands. "Pure genius.. Ha you thought I was going to kiss you Kagome?! That's a laugh. I guess reading minds aren't so bad..." He thought as he smiled and grabbed the ivory colored soap in his hand. "Thanks, Kagome." Kagome stood there quietly as Sango leaned her head looking at her. "He shouldn't have done that! He's going to get sat again!" Kagome sat there as Inuyasha heard Sango as he cowered into the barrel as she looked down. "Inuyasha, I really loved you and you do this to me? I thought you cared about me, and protected me Inuyasha. You don't understand how I really feel! Do you? You just love watching me get hurt!!"
Inuyasha saw her tears running down her face as Inuyasha always freaked out when she cried. "Oh crap, she's crying, please don't cry!" He told her as she cried more as he grinned and grabbed Ramen and began doing the Ramen dance. "Ramen, Ramen, Ramen!!!" It had made Sango laugh until the point of tears as Miroku looked at her. "Don't tell me your crying too?" Sango bared her teeth as she looked at him. "I'm fine! Don't try to help me, or in your case touch me!"
Kagome made a straight face as she thought. "Idiot, I guess doing drama and school plays has finally paid off!" Inuyasha stopped the Ramen dance and was furious with her. "I can't believed she tricked me!!!" He slapped Kagome to stop that crying and just from getting hit she actually cried. " Your lying, your not crying you dramatic wench!" He slapped her again as Sango looked at Inuyasha with a blank face. "I didn't know he liked beating her." She thought as Miroku grabbed her hand and grinned at her. "I love to get beatings from you." Miroku caught what he had just said as he cried to take it back. "You like beatings? You like this!!!" She grabbed her boomerang and knocked him back on his feet. Gets out his lists of what not to say to Sango. "That she has a nice ass, that she has a nice rack, ass, rack, ass, rack, ass, rack, ass... here... That you like beatings when you were actually talking about sexual beatings!"
Kagome actually began crying as Inuyasha thought from reading her mind she was still acting. Miroku pointed it out, "Umm Inuyasha? I don't think Lady Kagome is actually, acting!" Inuyasha looked at her with a blank face as she grabbed the soap back and screamed. "SIT!!!" For a whole minute as he was almost drowning to the bottom. "Just for that Inuyasha? You get this!!" She grabbed his tongue as he tried to talk as he had a raised eyebrow and looked at her. "You wench what are you doing?" He managed to say as she grinned. "Since you have such a dirty mouth, I'm cleaning it out!"
Inuyasha sat there as he felt the soap on his tongue, and quivered from the nasty taste as she stopped, as he spitted out. "That the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted!! You stupid Wench!!" Miroku grabbed the other bar of soap as he began gnawing on it with delight. "I don't know how you don't find it great but I do... mmmm Sango..." Sango raised an eyebrow. "Why the hell did he say my name? If he expects to get me he's gonna have to be good!!!" She thought as Miroku looked up at her with a smile. "I meant mmmm berries...." He said laughing.
"For each time you call me that your getting the soap!!" Washes she mouth out again, as it slips out of her hand. "Damnit now I have to getting it!!" Kagome leaned in as Inuyasha as still over the end spitting out the soap, as Kagome reached her hand further in as she felt around. "Where the hell is that soap! What here it is! Oh wait, don't tell me I just grabbed that!!"
( hehehe I'm very hyper! Miroku likes eating soap, and Inuyasha made Kagome cry! Well the end here think what you want, because it may not be what it seems! I mean this story is full of surprises! Please read and review!)
