Don't askWHAT I was smoking when I came up with this.
Songificcie type thing to the tune of Frickin' A's "Merry Frickin Christmas" (the family x-mas version, not the Red Sox version)
Glyph: SANZO-SAMA!! glomps Sanzo
Sanzo: Get. It.Off. NOW.
Oh dear... Glyph-chan... don't glomp the angry gun-weilding bishounen...
I don't own the Saiyuki characters or "Merry Frickin Christmas", though it would make my muse very happy if I did.
sound of gunshots and Glyph squealing like the fangirl she is
ACK! Merry Christmas from the Baka Inu! GLYPH-CHAN NO BAKA!
Lunch time, cigarette break
Stuck here surrounded by
Youkai and fruitcakes
Off to India
It's so annoying
Screaming kids and Goku snoring
Sanbuutoshin have lost their minds
Stickin' me with this shit
Get me some more frickin' wine
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin field trip
I must be on goddess Kannon's shit list
The fights, side trips, the stupid-ass chicks
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all these idiots
A merry, merry, merry frickin' field trip
Nii Jenyi, he's a weirdo
Passing out pictures of his bunny in a speedo
Lirin, she's completely nuts
Blame it on her brother and his band of fuck-ups
The kappa thinks he's really hot
He hits on me one more time then he's gonna get shot!
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin field trip
I must be on goddess Kannon's shit list
The fights, side trips, the stupid-ass chicks
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all these idiots
A merry, merry, merry frickin' field trip
We haven't even gotten half way there yet
Another fights gonna start
So I'll fake a smile
Shoot Homura in his damned heart…
"Oh Konzen …" (BANG!) "Shi-ne!"
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin field trip
I must be on goddess Kannon's shit list
The fights, side trips, the stupid-ass chicks
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all these idiots
A merry, merry, merry frickin' field trip
Merry frickin' field trip
(Ohohohoho I'm Kanzeon Bosatsu and I approve this message.)