The Kinda Sorta, not really real part of story but still there anyway Christmas special!!

AKA What happens when your author gets bored at 2:00 AM.

By Fooble Bloop (Who is filling in for Meph today, he got drunk and is passed out somewhere or other...)

"Hello everyone." Said the author, sighing as he read over the rules. "Since we cannot use script format anymore I have taken it upon myself to write it as though I myself am a character."

Getting up, the finely dressed figure took a drink of his Vodka. "This might, or might not be the last time I make an interval like this. But that aside, I hope you enjoy my small presentation of 'Titans Christmas' and please be kind in the reviews. I have never parodied something before, and thus this is my first time trying. Enjoy."

Titans Christmas

Twas Christmas eve in Jump City,

All the titans were festively busy,

Kristina and Starfire baked a cake with very skilled hands,

Acid was let out of his prison via Starfire's demands,

Cyborg and Beast Boy warred at the Xplaycube 3,

Gauntlet was fumbling through presents muttering "not for me, for me…",

Savior and Raven had a most romantic date,

Robin got caught trying to eat Starfire's cake,

Everyone was happy, even Acid you see,

For Acid had his vodka, and this filled him with glee,

But then, out of nowhere, came a very large bang,

It seemed Gauntlet had set off the noise sensitive bomb when he sang,

Then on the roof, there arose such a clatter,

The titans glared at the narrator, for abusing the copyrights of the matter,

The noise came again, this time much louder,

The titans readied their weapons, Gauntlet holding Beast Boy's Tofu Chowder,

"Wait friends!" Cried Starfire. "What if it is jolly old St. Nick?

"That can't be true." Replied Savior. "The USSR shot him down in Nineteen Seventy Six!"

A large figure fell from the plot hole covered chimney,

Twas Scalpel come home, who thought the fall had busted his kidney,

"Why did you come down the chimney?" Acid asked, stifling a laugh,

"Someone erased my identity from the computer, a joke on their behalf."

Everyone looked at Gauntlet, who whistled innocently,

The girls gave him several slaps each, something now done weekly,

The night ended, each titan going to their room,

Save for Raven and Savior, who went up to watch the moon,

But soon the night claimed them, and they went to sleep too,

Only hentai's would think of what might come next, shoo hentai's, shoo!

The morning came, so the Titans went downstairs,

To find that Santa had indeed come, he was standing right there!

Starfire squealed in delight "St. Nick, you're alive!"

"Quite my dear, but I bring a surprise!"

Santa glared at all the titans, fury in his eyes,

"You've all been very naughty, accept for Gauntlet, who gets a prize!"

Santa reached into his bag, and gave Gauntlet a pogo stick,

Who jumped around on it, before pulling a 360 and hearing an ominous voice yell "WICKED SICK!"

Santa gave the rest of the Titans a big sack of coal,

Before giving a "HO HO HO!"

Handing Acid a note, he left in a blur,

"If you're naughty again, I'll make you all listen to Nelly's 'Hot in heerr!"

Acid looked down at the paper,

And then to the green shape shifter,

Before giving a scream about unclean information,

And running away, hoping for a vacation,

Thus Christmas was as normal as ever,

The Titans were happy, and MOST were clever,

But none have yet realized that everything has rhymed,

But if you, dear reader, tell them, I'll KILL YOU NEXT TIME!!!

And also, the third chapter had pages added to it almost two months back, either no one got an author alert or they couldn't review it more then once. Either way, please give it a read if you haven't.