Inuyasha just grins and shakes hands with Kagome with a grin on his face.
"Deal, 50 bucks that he'll never get anything, and he'll never get women."
They finished they're bet, and walked behind the two that were fighting constantly ahead, only heard a hit of Sango's boomerang against his skull, and find him laying on the ground. Sango glares as him, as she continued walking through the festival just as it turned night.
"Do I have to hit you all night?" gets up beside Sango and winks almost groping her once again. "Oh please smack me all night and day..." Sango's face goes blank and red as she glares at him thinking with her thoughts. " If he wants to keep that, he better shut the hell up!" Miroku cowards and gulps, and stops slapping his ass as Inuyasha begins laughing reading Sango's very thought. Sango glares at him and swings him with the boomerang once again.
" Wow how many hits can he take?" Kagome wondered as Inuyasha rested her on his shoulders, to see a better view of the beating, and the festival. Inuyasha just grins and looks up. " I can see up her skirt, I can see up her skirt!!" Inuyasha grins as Kagome notices that Inuyasha isn't listening and looks down. "That pervert, that jerk!!! He's gonna get!!" Inuyasha feels a tug on his ears hard, as Kagome begins yelling at him as she screams, " Crap she's gonna hurt me!!" Wait's for her to say sit..
Kagome tries but can't, as she notices she lost her voice. "I've, lost my voice!!" Kagome freaks out as Inuyasha open his eyes and laugh because she lost her voice, because she was yelling at him too much. Inuyasha grins and dances around with joy, free from sit!!! "Yay, you can't tell me to sit, cause you have lost your voice!!" Runs through the whole place with a grin on his face. She just glares at him, as she begins to laugh. "What are you gonna do tell me to sit?" Kagome grins and hits him with Sango's boomerang. "That's what I was going to do you idiot." Inuyasha falls to the ground, rubbing his head. "I forgot she was capable of that..."
Sango and Miroku quietly walked side by side, as Miroku walked quietly not saying a word, and trying to control his urge from smacking Sango's butt. He grabs his right hand, "Can't do it, I'll get smacked..must resist." Sango curiously turns around and sees Miroku's eyes twitching like crazy as she has a blank look on her face. "What's a matter with you?" Give a light grin as he still twitching. "Nothing..." Sango turns around again, as Miroku huffs and continues walking side by side.
Sango hears her stomach growl, and looks down famished, as Miroku grins and hands her a fruit with a grin. "Here." Miroku still twitches as Sango grins with delight, with her boomerang raised just raised just in case. " Why is he being so nice to be?" She wondered, as they could see Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting.
Inuyasha walks beside Kagome as he's staring at all the women through the village with a grin on his face, as Kagome glares. "He shouldn't be looking at any other women." Quickly borrows Sango's bomberang as Inuyasha is laughing seeing no words coming out of her mouth. "Sorry, what? Oh I forgot you can say sit? Is that what you wanna say to me? Hmm? Awww poor Kagome, she can sit me now can you? What shall she do?" Laughs and begins splashing Kagome. "I'll put you six feet under ground!!!" Slams his head with the boomerang as he begins to fall.
"You damn wench!!!!" She begins to mutter under her breath, " Inuyasha.. I love you!" She gets her voice instantly back as she begins to blush as every one goes quiet, while Inuyasha has his head poking out of the ground. " You actually admitted it!!" She shakes her head and blushes furiously. "That's not what I meant!!!" Inuyasha begins to laugh, "You know you want a sexy beast like me..." Kagome's face goes blank and gets groped on the butt, as he takes off the mask and it's Miroku.
"I got both of you in one day!!" Kagome confused as she smacks Miroku with the boomerang, as it ends up hitting Inuyasha, who gets knocked out. "Inuyasha, I'm sorry!!" Inuyasha looks up at her glaring, as he has a huge red mark in the middle of his face. " You wench!!!" Kagome helps Inuyasha up, "How did Miroku end up there?" Inuyasha scratches his head furiously. "Got lost in a crowd I guess..."
Miroku jumps around with joy, "I got two for the price of one!!!" Sango and Kagome glare at him as he winks at Kagome to make Sango jealous. " Less talking, more fuc-" Inuyasha throws him against a wall, as Sango grabs him by the hair and drags him. "Never, do that again!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha screams, as Sango places him furiously against a wall. "Never say that again!!!" Miroku grins, "I've never felt so close to you before, closer than the time I had you in bed..." Sango blushes and almost takes his head off with the boomerang.
Inuyasha mad with jealously, as Kagome and him gasp. "What?! You and Miroku in bed???? Did I miss something?!" Sango looks at the with anger. "What, no it was nothing like that honest!!" They both don't believe her, as they stare at her. "What he wanted me to find something!!" Inuyasha begins to laugh, as he places back his long white hair. "What, like find pe-" Kagome glares at Inuyasha and beats him on the head as she walks a head. "Kagome, I was only going to say pen!!" She grins with delight. "I was only going to say.. SIT!!!"
Sango and Miroku continue on as he looks at her. "I promise I won't touch you." Sango rolls her eyes, and sighs. "Fine..." He unties her hair from her ponytail placing her hair in front of her. "You'd look better with you hair down... Wait, wait. Alittle more hair..." He thought with a grin, as he quickly groped her. "jackpot!!" Sango turns red and begins screaming in his ear. "Hentai!!!!"
All of them hear yelling in the distance, and women screaming and yelling as they look back with blank looks on they're faces. " What's going on?" Inuyasha wondered, as his eyes shot open when he saw all these women with angry faces charging towards them.
"Look it's that girl who's beating up the Monk!" "She has no right to hurt such a great thing!" Kagome and Inuyasha stay at the side lines as the women have furious faces as Miroku begins to grin like his luck actually changed. Gets out his diary.. "Dear diary.. I haven't had sex for a day.. that's the longest I've got without it! Sango is about to get beaten by a mob of my sexy women!" Hides the diary, as Inuyasha catches it from the corner of his eye. "What? Can a guy express himself?"
Inuyasha rolls his eyes, "Like you haven't done that enough..." Miroku just ignores the comment, as Sango is faced with a crowd full of women that lined up for Miroku. "Why would you do that to him?!" Sango glares at the women with her boomerang held in her one hand. "Cause he gropes me.." All the girls open they're mouths in shock as Miroku grins. "A girl who doesn't like to get groped by him?!" The one women said, as Miroku pretended to shake.
"Look what you've done to him!!" All the girls glare at him, as Sango is backing away glaring at Miroku, as he smiles with delight. "He's a pervert!!" The girls glare at Sango as one girl comes to his aid. "How could you hurt something as sweet as him?" Holds him as he does the sad face, than smiles with delight and grins as Sango begins to get jealous. " Thank god for most women.. well the ones that aren't fat anyways...This will make her jealous." Sango's face goes red as she stares at the girl who's coming to his "aid." "He's gonna need a hospital when he's done with me. So will the other girls."
Miroku grins, " Ladies one at a time." All the girls are all over him as Sango shakes her head. "What a pervert." Miroku shakes his head and points towards Sango, who gulps. "No I mean one at a time for beating her!!"
The girls glare at Sango, as they look at Miroku. "Were not going to let you hurt him again!" Sango gulps as the girls scream and run after Sango, who's running as fast as she can. "Miroku!! Call them off please!!!" Miroku plugs his ears as he's getting fed grapes from the vine. Inuyasha and Kagome just watch the whole thing. Sango's working up a sweat as she screams. "Look I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" Runs past Miroku for the 20th time with a mob still behind her. Miroku laughs with delight, as he's in his glory. "Finally, I'm not the one getting chased she is!!" Does a victory dance and sits back down with a grin.
Kagome trying to see a good view, as she looks at Inuyasha glaring. "Can I trust you, to place me on your shoulders... without being a pervert?" Inuyasha does a light nasty grin and does a light smile. "Sure..." Inuyasha instead grabs her butt, as Kagome blushes lightly and doesn't tell him to sit.
"I'll do anything you want anything Miroku!!!!!!!!" Crowd stops as Sango is on her knees begging. Miroku grins with a perverted smile. "I like a lady who's on her knees.." Sango looks at him as the mob is ready to pound her.
Miroku gives a light grin, "Anything?"
( Sango got chased by a mob of women, and she's asking Miroku that she'll do anything.. worse thing to say to someone like him. Please read and review!)
They finished they're bet, and walked behind the two that were fighting constantly ahead, only heard a hit of Sango's boomerang against his skull, and find him laying on the ground. Sango glares as him, as she continued walking through the festival just as it turned night.
"Do I have to hit you all night?" gets up beside Sango and winks almost groping her once again. "Oh please smack me all night and day..." Sango's face goes blank and red as she glares at him thinking with her thoughts. " If he wants to keep that, he better shut the hell up!" Miroku cowards and gulps, and stops slapping his ass as Inuyasha begins laughing reading Sango's very thought. Sango glares at him and swings him with the boomerang once again.
" Wow how many hits can he take?" Kagome wondered as Inuyasha rested her on his shoulders, to see a better view of the beating, and the festival. Inuyasha just grins and looks up. " I can see up her skirt, I can see up her skirt!!" Inuyasha grins as Kagome notices that Inuyasha isn't listening and looks down. "That pervert, that jerk!!! He's gonna get!!" Inuyasha feels a tug on his ears hard, as Kagome begins yelling at him as she screams, " Crap she's gonna hurt me!!" Wait's for her to say sit..
Kagome tries but can't, as she notices she lost her voice. "I've, lost my voice!!" Kagome freaks out as Inuyasha open his eyes and laugh because she lost her voice, because she was yelling at him too much. Inuyasha grins and dances around with joy, free from sit!!! "Yay, you can't tell me to sit, cause you have lost your voice!!" Runs through the whole place with a grin on his face. She just glares at him, as she begins to laugh. "What are you gonna do tell me to sit?" Kagome grins and hits him with Sango's boomerang. "That's what I was going to do you idiot." Inuyasha falls to the ground, rubbing his head. "I forgot she was capable of that..."
Sango and Miroku quietly walked side by side, as Miroku walked quietly not saying a word, and trying to control his urge from smacking Sango's butt. He grabs his right hand, "Can't do it, I'll get smacked..must resist." Sango curiously turns around and sees Miroku's eyes twitching like crazy as she has a blank look on her face. "What's a matter with you?" Give a light grin as he still twitching. "Nothing..." Sango turns around again, as Miroku huffs and continues walking side by side.
Sango hears her stomach growl, and looks down famished, as Miroku grins and hands her a fruit with a grin. "Here." Miroku still twitches as Sango grins with delight, with her boomerang raised just raised just in case. " Why is he being so nice to be?" She wondered, as they could see Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting.
Inuyasha walks beside Kagome as he's staring at all the women through the village with a grin on his face, as Kagome glares. "He shouldn't be looking at any other women." Quickly borrows Sango's bomberang as Inuyasha is laughing seeing no words coming out of her mouth. "Sorry, what? Oh I forgot you can say sit? Is that what you wanna say to me? Hmm? Awww poor Kagome, she can sit me now can you? What shall she do?" Laughs and begins splashing Kagome. "I'll put you six feet under ground!!!" Slams his head with the boomerang as he begins to fall.
"You damn wench!!!!" She begins to mutter under her breath, " Inuyasha.. I love you!" She gets her voice instantly back as she begins to blush as every one goes quiet, while Inuyasha has his head poking out of the ground. " You actually admitted it!!" She shakes her head and blushes furiously. "That's not what I meant!!!" Inuyasha begins to laugh, "You know you want a sexy beast like me..." Kagome's face goes blank and gets groped on the butt, as he takes off the mask and it's Miroku.
"I got both of you in one day!!" Kagome confused as she smacks Miroku with the boomerang, as it ends up hitting Inuyasha, who gets knocked out. "Inuyasha, I'm sorry!!" Inuyasha looks up at her glaring, as he has a huge red mark in the middle of his face. " You wench!!!" Kagome helps Inuyasha up, "How did Miroku end up there?" Inuyasha scratches his head furiously. "Got lost in a crowd I guess..."
Miroku jumps around with joy, "I got two for the price of one!!!" Sango and Kagome glare at him as he winks at Kagome to make Sango jealous. " Less talking, more fuc-" Inuyasha throws him against a wall, as Sango grabs him by the hair and drags him. "Never, do that again!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha screams, as Sango places him furiously against a wall. "Never say that again!!!" Miroku grins, "I've never felt so close to you before, closer than the time I had you in bed..." Sango blushes and almost takes his head off with the boomerang.
Inuyasha mad with jealously, as Kagome and him gasp. "What?! You and Miroku in bed???? Did I miss something?!" Sango looks at the with anger. "What, no it was nothing like that honest!!" They both don't believe her, as they stare at her. "What he wanted me to find something!!" Inuyasha begins to laugh, as he places back his long white hair. "What, like find pe-" Kagome glares at Inuyasha and beats him on the head as she walks a head. "Kagome, I was only going to say pen!!" She grins with delight. "I was only going to say.. SIT!!!"
Sango and Miroku continue on as he looks at her. "I promise I won't touch you." Sango rolls her eyes, and sighs. "Fine..." He unties her hair from her ponytail placing her hair in front of her. "You'd look better with you hair down... Wait, wait. Alittle more hair..." He thought with a grin, as he quickly groped her. "jackpot!!" Sango turns red and begins screaming in his ear. "Hentai!!!!"
All of them hear yelling in the distance, and women screaming and yelling as they look back with blank looks on they're faces. " What's going on?" Inuyasha wondered, as his eyes shot open when he saw all these women with angry faces charging towards them.
"Look it's that girl who's beating up the Monk!" "She has no right to hurt such a great thing!" Kagome and Inuyasha stay at the side lines as the women have furious faces as Miroku begins to grin like his luck actually changed. Gets out his diary.. "Dear diary.. I haven't had sex for a day.. that's the longest I've got without it! Sango is about to get beaten by a mob of my sexy women!" Hides the diary, as Inuyasha catches it from the corner of his eye. "What? Can a guy express himself?"
Inuyasha rolls his eyes, "Like you haven't done that enough..." Miroku just ignores the comment, as Sango is faced with a crowd full of women that lined up for Miroku. "Why would you do that to him?!" Sango glares at the women with her boomerang held in her one hand. "Cause he gropes me.." All the girls open they're mouths in shock as Miroku grins. "A girl who doesn't like to get groped by him?!" The one women said, as Miroku pretended to shake.
"Look what you've done to him!!" All the girls glare at him, as Sango is backing away glaring at Miroku, as he smiles with delight. "He's a pervert!!" The girls glare at Sango as one girl comes to his aid. "How could you hurt something as sweet as him?" Holds him as he does the sad face, than smiles with delight and grins as Sango begins to get jealous. " Thank god for most women.. well the ones that aren't fat anyways...This will make her jealous." Sango's face goes red as she stares at the girl who's coming to his "aid." "He's gonna need a hospital when he's done with me. So will the other girls."
Miroku grins, " Ladies one at a time." All the girls are all over him as Sango shakes her head. "What a pervert." Miroku shakes his head and points towards Sango, who gulps. "No I mean one at a time for beating her!!"
The girls glare at Sango, as they look at Miroku. "Were not going to let you hurt him again!" Sango gulps as the girls scream and run after Sango, who's running as fast as she can. "Miroku!! Call them off please!!!" Miroku plugs his ears as he's getting fed grapes from the vine. Inuyasha and Kagome just watch the whole thing. Sango's working up a sweat as she screams. "Look I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" Runs past Miroku for the 20th time with a mob still behind her. Miroku laughs with delight, as he's in his glory. "Finally, I'm not the one getting chased she is!!" Does a victory dance and sits back down with a grin.
Kagome trying to see a good view, as she looks at Inuyasha glaring. "Can I trust you, to place me on your shoulders... without being a pervert?" Inuyasha does a light nasty grin and does a light smile. "Sure..." Inuyasha instead grabs her butt, as Kagome blushes lightly and doesn't tell him to sit.
"I'll do anything you want anything Miroku!!!!!!!!" Crowd stops as Sango is on her knees begging. Miroku grins with a perverted smile. "I like a lady who's on her knees.." Sango looks at him as the mob is ready to pound her.
Miroku gives a light grin, "Anything?"
( Sango got chased by a mob of women, and she's asking Miroku that she'll do anything.. worse thing to say to someone like him. Please read and review!)