All of them gasped, at the sight they saw. Inuyasha's face went bright red as he tried to pull away as his bottoms were pulled half way down exposed to them.
"Inuyasha you have a........tail?"
Inuyasha began to blush, as he snapped his bottoms back and glared at Kagome for exposing his hidden tail somehow she managed to figure how. Miroku began to sigh and looked at Kagome and Inuyasha shaking his head.
"Tsk, Tsk, that would have made a brilliant movie porno movie..."
Sango's face went red slightly annoyed, hitting him with her open hand as he fell flat on his face.
"Aww Sango, your chest would have made a lovely part too..."
Sango's foot began angrily tapping, as her fingers laid on her forehead ready to freak out on him. Sango began to breath in and out.
"Miroku is just a retard, Miroku is just a retard... Get your hands off of my ass!!"
Miroku begins to laugh even though he got smacked in the face. He still has the video camera back and running as he begins to snicker and fills in the last piece.
"Now this is how my porno movie ends.."
He points to the note he stuck on her butt, that read "Done By Miroku...and so was the film.." Miroku couldn't stop laughing, and Sango just raised an eyebrow thinking he was going literally insane.
Kagome's mouth dropped open wide, as he placed his tail back in glaring at Sango and Miroku with disgust as Kagome had her hands on her hips.
"What did you guys think we were talking about?!"
Sango just remain quiet and doesn't bother, as the Miroku just slicked back his hair and gave a perverted grin.
"Well to me, I thought young Kagome had already became a women, and Inuyasha and man..."
Kagome seemed alittle confused for his tongue, but Inuyasha just screamed at him and threw the monk towards the ground.
"She didn't see me naked alright you pervert!? God get a real job!"
Miroku began to smile with delight looking at Inuyasha,
"I do...Getting paid by women for doing certain services.."
Inuyasha looks at Miroku with disgust as Kagome joins along and grabs a stick, and Inuyasha takes the end of his sword to gang beat him up.
"You guys wouldn't hit a good looking handsome guy would you?"
Sango just joins in for the hell of it, as Inuyasha began to bare his fangs and snapping at Miroku.
"Number one I'm not gay...."
Miroku grins and cuts him off for a moment to add in his original smart ass comments that didn't help him get out of his situation.
"How do we know? I mean you say you love Kagome but you haven't touched her in anyway? Or been in bed with her.. So that just says to me...."
Inuyasha begins to blush, as Kagome is ready to pound the crap out of him as she grasped.
"What!? I'm not gay!!"
Miroku begins to laugh watching his face light up red as anything, only for the comment and the question he brought upon him.
"Well your blushing, that means your denying!"
Miroku said in a gay voice while he laughed, as Inuyasha went red with anger and screamed back.
"I'm not gay!! So shut up!!!"
Everyone starts beating Miroku as he lays hurt and injured on the ground, as Inuyasha is just glaring over top of him.
"Well if you don't get Kagome in bed, she's gonna soon suspect that your gay..."
Inuyasha began to laugh crazy, as he placed his foot down on his chest hard.
"That's for having a big mouth, and that's for saying I'm gay monk!!!"
Miroku sighs and gives a smile,
"They can't get enough of me..."
Meanwhile, Sango and Kagome were sitting by the well as Inuyasha sat there plucking blades of grass as Miroku stood keeping his eyes on Sango's chest and then looked away when she glared at him. Kagome gave a light grin tapping her fingers on her chin,
"You know what would be great....if you guys came to the feudal Era with me! I've been here all the time and it's about time you come to mind for awhile."
Inuyasha began to cross his arms and huffed,
"You saying my era isn't good enough for you!?"
Kagome begins to growl at him as she's ready to bite his head off. Miroku jumps in with a smile on his face, placing his arms out so they wouldn't start beating each other up.
"Umm Kagome? Is there beautiful women roaming the streets?"
Kagome sighed as she nodded
"Well that's good! Count me in!"
Sango begins to get jealous and places her hands on her hips,
"Go figure..."
"Inuyasha, are you coming...?"
Inuyasha nods as Kagome throws over a hat to cover his ears.
Kagome and Sango are smiling as they reach the small little mall.
"Sango and I are going to shop. So here's money for you guys to buy something.."
Miroku begins to smile with delight, as Inuyasha still looks pretty pissed off as they go in separate directions. Miroku grins when he sees a small store that seems like it's calling him.
"Hmm...Adult...and store....Sounds good to me let's go!"
Drags Inuyasha in, as the bell goes off and begins to notice naked posters of women and reading everything he saw.
"I like this store, and I like this era already..."
Inuyasha grabs a box in the adult store and starts reading it.
" Made for women to pleasure themselves...Are you joking!? Miroku are you listening to me!?"
Grabs the condoms of the shelf.
" My solution to sleep with the women I want without getting them pregnant.. I'm beginning to love Kagome's era more and more..."
Miroku began to laugh and skipped like a child in the candy store grabbing all the condoms he possibility could into his hands.
"Finally no beatings, or them making me try to care for the baby. Ah life is sweet....In Kagome's time...The end to all my troubles!! Finally my prayers have been answered!!!!!"
Miroku gets on one knee and begins to pray, as people give them odd looks as to why a "priest" who can't be marry already have tons of condoms? Miroku just continued skipping along with boxes beyond boxes slipping out of his hands as he threw them on the counter. Inuyasha was still behind checking how advanced and the toys they had on such a loving ritual.
Inuyasha's ears began to twitch, and his face looked disgusted when he grabbed another box that showed two women.. and yes we can guess what's happening..
"That's gross!! How can people be attracted to the same sex! Ahh nasty! Kagome's time is disgusting! They even have toys and everything just for that! Even to pleasure yourself! Who the hell would do that!? God they must be desprite and couldn't find anyone!
Looks at the girl who grabs in off the counter, as she seems like she's ready to pound his face in. Looks at the "cell phone" toy and shakes his head in disgust to see Miroku with a smile on his face.
He drops all the boxes on the counter with the scented ones every single brand and kind you could imagine. It covered the whole counter as he begins to jump and laugh getting all anxious as the guy behind the counter raises an eyebrow towards him.
"Aren't you a minor priest?"
Miroku begins to blink and just nods.
"Ya why?"
"Well isn't that disrespecting your religion if you have sex before marriage?"
Miroku begins to wink, and grabs the money that Kagome had given him to buy as a gift from her era. He just gave the most seductive grin as he leaned forward whispering,
"Sex, is my religion..."
He just gives him a bill with an odd look on his face, as he throws the condoms into five different bags as Inuyasha eyes open wide and his ears twitch when he hears some shop keep yelling at a guy across of section and he listens.
"Your not allow to bring her your daughter in here sir. It's against for people to bring minors under the age of eighteen to be allowed in the store. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
A guy standing tall with long white hair, and holding a young girl's hand that had black hair and a smile on her face gazing at the shelf.
"Umm excuse me...She's not my daughter..she's my future wife..."
The guy gives him a blank look as the girl is just jumping around pointing at things as he huffs.
"Your future wife!?
He just places his hand on his forehead and looks at the shop keep.
"I'm regrettablely in love with a seven year old.
He disappears out of the adult store, as Inuyasha blinks again and feels his stomach twist and turn and begins to laugh.
"I knew it! He's a child rapist!!"
Miroku runs towards Inuyasha with the bags full as he raises an eyebrow as he begins jumping around non-stop.
"What's in the bag?"
Miroku began to laugh, as though Inuyasha dared himself to ask. Miroku slicked back his hair and giving a charming look feeling so good and so proud that his prayers were answered.
" Inuyasha...Inuyasha...Inuyasha...They have answered my prays to stop getting women pregnant finally! I'm off the hook!"
Inuyasha grabs the box and reads it over to double check and looks back up.
"Umm Miroku? It says here they may break and can cause a small chance of pregnancy, and could transfer harmful diseases..."
Miroku's face fades into sadness as he falls on his knees.....
"Why! Why!? I thought I was free!!!!
( Poor Miroku! Please R&R)