Warning: I think I had too much sugar when I wrote this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
LET'S MEET SANTA!!
:: Bounce Bounce Bounce::
"YAY!!! GOING TO THE MALL!!!"
Yes, it was true, Team 7 was going to the mall for some Christmas Shopping.
"….Shut up baka."
Even the cold weirdo avenger was tagging along.
When they arrived, you could just imagine Naruto.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!! I want this, and this, and this!"
Then Naruto saw a long, long line that stretched for a mile.
'ooooh! What's that?'
He bounced towards the beginning of the line by jumping on people's heads. Then, he spotted Santa Claus!
" YAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!!"
Naruto pushed the kid who was in "Santa" 's lap and sat down there instead.
" I want a year's supply of ramen, and a robot, and a dog, and a pranksters' kit, and Sasuke, and…."
Santa imposter: Who the HELL is this kid?
Kakashi-sensei tried to pry Naruto off of the poor guy but…..yeah….
Santa guy: SECURITY!!!!
And security pried Naruto off successfully, but barely.
"I WAS A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR!!!" shouted Naruto.
Of course… nooooooooooo, I'm not being sarcastic. And the graffiti on Hokage's monument painted itself on there!
Owari
HomiF: REVIEW!! OR DIE!!!
SNK: When'd you get back from your blind date, huh Hoshi?
HomiF (real name's Hoshi): Shut up!!
SNK: But Hoshi sounds much better! So, how was your date with Soku?
Hoshi: ::Blush::
SNK: (to you guys) In case you guys didn't know, HomiF was a guy, and Soku's a guy too.
Hoshi: :: still blushing::
SNK: I bet he (beep) you and did ( beep) and (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Hoshi: :: blushes even harder::
SNK: soooooooooooooo..... who's the uke?
Hoshi:....me...
SNK: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!! REVIEW!!! ONEGAI!!