Back by popular demand! This song goes out to glorymoon who requested it via review. To be sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls"
Wreck the Village
Wreck the village of Konoha!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
Kill the Toad Sennin Jiraiya!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
Destroy that old hag Tsuande!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
To get revenge on the third Hokage!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
"No, no, no!" Orochimaru shouted, interrupting the singing and wildly waving around the senbon needle he had been using as a conductor's wand. "Jiroubu, you were behind the beat again, and Kidoumaru, would it really bother you so much to stay on key?!"
Kabuto nodded knowingly by Orochimaru's side. He was very glad that he had wormed his way out of the chorus. "Orochimaru-sama is right. Being from the Sound Village, you have a name to live up to."
Orochimaru cleared his throat. "Once more, and get it right this time."