To be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"


Ramen Bowls

Dashing through Hidden Leaf
With a one-eye jounin sensei
Through the streets we go
Sparring all the way
Smell the Ramen fumes
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to eat
Ichiraku Ramen tonight OH!

Ramen bowls, Ramen bowls
I eat them every day
And they always taste the best
When I make Iruka pay, Oh!
Ramen bowls, Ramen bowls
I eat them every day
And they always taste the best
When I make Iruka pay!


The old Ramen chef smiled weakly at the beaming blonde boy. "The song was very good, but I don't think we really need a new advertising campaign right now!"