A/N- Not much to say but PLEASE Review and send me more battles to write up, as well as any other suggestions that you might have.
Kuwabara Vs. Rin/Jaken
"WHAAAAAT!?"
"Rin is challenging you to a duel."
"But-but-but.."
"Please do not insult Rin!"
"But your just a little runt!"
"Rin is not a runt!"
"Yea you are, your just a little pip squeak. Move kid!"
"But Rin wants to avenge ah uns death."
"Ah...Un...? You mean the scary looking evil dude"
"Ah Un was not a demon. Ah Un was Rins friend!" and with that the little girl started bawling.
"Hey, wait a minute! Stop crying kid...here I know..." The strange orange haired boy stretched his face to a ridiculous length and crossed his eyes while sticking out his tongue; which of course proceeded in making the girl cry harder.
"Awww come on kid. SHUT UP!"
Silence...
"Meanie!!!!" Rin cried as new tears formed in her eyes, but they never fell for her attention was drawn to...a walking bush?
The bush shuffled towards her, every once in a while stumbling over the rocks and twigs that littered the forest floor, muttering curses about stupid little human girls all the while. Rin and Kuwabara just stared dumbly.
"Rin" the bush whispered as it came to a stop by her feet, "Pssst Rin" The annoying schreechy voice said again.
"...Jaken?"
"Shhh. Follow me." The bush whispered, and as if expecting to be unnoticed by the human boy, started shuffling away.
"Jaken!!" Rin exclaimed joyfully as she reached into the bush and pulled out a rather disgruntled looking imp.
"Rin! Release me at once you filthy human!"
She did as she was told, thinking for a minute, then remembering the cause of her tears just a short while ago "Jaken! Thismancameandringotscaredandahuntriedtoprotectrinandthemankilledahun!" She said all in one breath, as her tears trailed down her cheeks once more.
Apparently the damnable toad like creature understood that (A/N-translation "this man came and Rin got scared and Ah Un tried to protect Rin and the man killed Ah Un!")
"Is this true!?" Jaken sputtered out, turning an accusing glare at the befuddled human boy.
"uuuh..If you mean the scary demon thing, yea I chopped 'em up good."
"Rin will avenge Ah Uns death!" The raven haired girl exclaimed through her tears.
"I 'aint fightin no little kids. Run home or something"
"Jaken will assist Rin." She turned two big puppy dog eyes on Jaken, "you will help Rin?"
"Insolent human, you challenged the fool and you will fight him alone."
"But what if Rin gets hurt?"
"Its your own fault for being a weak human"
"But Sesshoumaru-sama will be cross with Jaken if Rin gets hurt"
Ding ding! The magic words.
"Fine" the imp said grudgingly, knowing that she spoke the truth.
"See!" Rin said triumphantly, "now you must fight Rin, for she has the great Jaken-sama to help"
'Aww crap. Whatever,' Kuwabara thought 'I'll just flick the kid, step on the toad and be off to kick Urameshi's ass.'
"fine kid," the boy said, striking a 'victory pose', "this goes against my entire honor code or peace and loOOOOWWWWW!!"
Rin had simply walked over to him while he rambled on and kicked him in the shins.
"OWW OWW OWW!" Kuwabara wailed as he jumped up and down on one foot while cradling his injured shin in both hands. "Why you little—"
"Eeek" she screamed as he grabbed her around the waist and lifted her to eve level.
"That's not very n— oO AARRGHMPH" Rin had started flailing around and had accidentally kicked Kuwabara between the legs (A/N- Please don't make me elaborate on that...for those of you that didn't get it, think about the one place you can kick a guy to make him cry. Get it? Got it? Good.) and had effectively reduced him to a moaning heap on the floor.
"Look Jaken" she cried happily, "Rin is winning!" Jaken just looked at Kuwabara, who was trying not to cry, sympathetically.
"Yay! Rin wins! Rin wins!" the young ward cried as she ran around in circles. There was a rustle in the bushes. "Sesshoumaru-sama, Rin wins!" She shouted victoriously as her lord approached the clearing.
Sesshomaru looked at the idiotic looking human lying in a ball at Rins feet, at Jaken looked as if he were truly afraid of Rin and was currently backing away slowly, and at the seemingly misplaced bush in the midst of it all.
He didn't even ask. As long as his ward was happy.
"Rin." He said in his usual monotone voice (A/N- that still manages to sound sexy)
"Yes milord"
"We're leaving"
"Yes Milord"
And so they left, Rin skipping along side her master and Jaken in the rear, who was still avoiding Rin like a plague, leaving the poor boy in the middle of the clearing in the fetal position.
"This never leaves the forest." The boy groaned to no one in particular before slowly getting up and limping away.
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