Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 Days of Training

On the twelfth day of Training,
My sensei gave to me:
Twelve jounins jumping,
Eleven summons slashing,
Ten Tentens throwing,
Nine anbu hunting,
Eight Sasukes sulking,
Seven Shikas slacking,
Six hermits perving,
Five bya-ku-gans!
Four chuunin vests,
Three sannin,
Two shuriken,
and a Kurenai in a genjutsu tree.

One chuunin assistant to the Hokage looked to the next. "Where the hell did you find this?"

"It was just lying in a stack of papers…"

"…Lets just put it back and claim we never saw it."