The Song Book
Cirrus, pheonix of life- So you're not a Disney fan? Oh well. Sorry. But don't worry. Kagome will find the book... sometime.
Apri-Chan- I'm so glad you like my story! Here's the next chapter. Sorry it took so long.
Frost Fae- People keep on telling me that I'm good at catching the character's personalities. Am I really that good at it?
Whisper on the Wind- I'm happy you didn't fall off the chair this time. Be warned, if you get hurt how will big sister win the battle in your house?
mirokuluver's friend- Here's the update. Sorry it took a while to get it out. I was at camp then wouldn't let me upload anything. Annoying, no?
alissa- Lyrics. There we go. That's how you spell it. Glad you like my story!
Heart of Friendship- You could do your own song fic fiction if you like. It's your choice. Yes, I think you did spell hilarious wrong (and I think I did too). Once again I must tell you my grammer might be good, but my spelling is awful. -.-;
InuyashaJunky- I'm glad you found it so funny.
PrincessMononoke7- Yeah, Hakuna Matata was pretty obvious. (And it was really really easy to write!) Don't worry. Kagome will see these songs, along with other people Inuyasha would probably not want the songs to be shown to. I'm evil. Yes, Inuyasha should sing them in a movie. But Disney would probably sue him. Imagine Disney suing an animated character! You know what? I don't really put it past Micheal Isner. (spelling?)
sparklypiggy- Even if you did pressure me, I like pressure. Well when it comes to things I WANT to do. Reports aren't on that list.
Inuyashaluvsme4ever- Yes, Kagome will see these songs. She needs the book to practice, remember? I thought about Reflections before. Yes, I believe that would be a good song, a little hard, but good.
ninja wolf- Public? That might just work!
Dark Pirate- 510- Read!
Ellaya- Yes. Inuyasha's going to be in a lot of pain.
lilmi7- Yes, most Disney songs are very annoying, that's why I'm changing them. Here's the next chapter. Sorry for the wait.
LiL:.CaT:.AnImE- Here's the next chapter! Hope you like it as much as the last!
Kyou- Yes, Inuyasha is quite imamature for his age. But that's why we all love him! But it's true that the rocks and trees, people, hanyous, and youkais alike all hate him.
Dark Goddess- Thanks. Here's the update!
Inuyasha watched the group finish their ramen. Of course he had finished his in one slurp. Kagome had begun to cook it right after she and Sango had returned from the hot springs. "So what have you guys been doing today?" Kagome asked. "I was catching butterflies!" Shippo exclaimed. "And how many did you catch?" Sango asked. "23!" he replied proudly. "That's very good." Kagome said nodding, "How about you, Inuyasha?"
"Eh, nothing!" he said quickly. "He was writing something." Shippo declared. "Do you have a diary, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha hit him over the head. "Of course not!" he yelled, "Diaries are for girls and whimpy people! And I'm neither! Feh!" With that, Inuyasha shot off into the forest.
"Something's bugging him." Sango commented. "I think he does have a diary." Miroku said. The group nodded.
"Diary." Inuyasha said leaning against a random tree in the forest, "Feh. Why would I want a diary?" He pulled out Kagome's book and opened to the next song. It was time to have some more fun.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat "Who wants to be a cat?!" Inuyasha exclaimed. He knew just what to replace it with.
Everybody Wants To Be A Youkai
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Everybody wants to be a youkai Inuyasha rolled his eyes. He didn't agree with the original lyrics, but he did agree with his.
because a cat's the only cat
because a youkai's the only youkai Easy change.
who knows where it's at.
Who knows how to act. Once again the original lyrics were strange. Everything knew where it was at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
Everybody's pickin' up on that demon beat,More strange lyrics, but they were easily changed.
'cause everything else is obsolete.
'cause everything else is obsolete The first line that made sense
Now a square with a horn,
Now being a hanyou"A square with a horn?" Inuyasha repeated, "This song is stupid!"
can make you wish you weren't born,
can make you wish you weren't born, "There was the second line that made sense.
ever'time he plays;
every new moon night
and with a square in the act,
and with Naraku in the act,
he can set music back
he can kill you in a snap Inuyasha shrugged. It wasn't really true, but it sounded good.
to the caveman days.
And bring you to hell "What the hell are caveman days?" Inuyasha asked, "I'll have to asked Kagome."
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
I've seen some corny humans who tried fight Totally true.
but a cat's the only cat
but a youkai's the only youkai
who knows how to swing.
Who knows how to kill Totally true again.
Who wants to dig
Who wants to dig That could stay.
A long-haired gig
Your own grave"What in all of Japan is a long-haired gig?" Inuyasha demanded of no one in particular.
Or stuff like that?
Or stuff like that? That could stay. Who did want to dig their own grave?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
When everybody wants to be a youkai
A square with that horn,
Being a hanyou
Makes you wish you weren't born,
Makes you wish you weren't born,
Ever'time he plays;
Every new moon night;
And with a square in the act,
And with Naraku in the act,
He's gonna set this music back
He can kill you in a snap
To the Stone Age days.
And brings you to hell "Sone Age days?" Inuyasha questioned, "This song if full of damn non-sense!"
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Everybody wants to be a youkai
Because a cat's the only cat
Because a youkai's the only youkai
Who knows where it's at;
Who knows how to act,
While playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
While bein' a hanyou always has been a pain in the butt Completely and uterally true. Sadly enough.
'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
'Cause I really want to be a youkai The image of a swing cat formed in his mind. He shuddered.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.
'Cause I really want to be a youkai
That was good enough for the night. Inuyasha had calmed down enough to join the group again. "And I've got to ask Kagome about those things." he told himself as he ran off towards camp.
