A/N- Sorry about the slightly depressing chapter. It was the biproduct of a really really REALLLLYYY bad day, the other result being my getting grounded. I got so many comments about all the dying and drama that I felt I needed to justify my actions. The fact of the matter was, the only reason that everyone died was because in a fight between Yusuke and Inuyasha, I really don't know who would win...they both seem to pull victories out of their asses sometimes. Keiko and Kagome died because their deaths always motivate Inu and Yusuke to fight better so they had to go. Kuwabara died because umm...well, I just don't like him so HA.
Sorry about the long A/N I usually don't do this but I thought you might wanna know why I went on that major killing spree last chapter.
Sonic2.0- I was gonna have kag V Keiko but ill do you one better...
Kenmei-san- That's for the review, Kagura V hiei will have to wait for a bit, if only because I really need to get the Kagura V Jin out of my system first but Ill get around to it. And everyone V Rumiko, if you guys thought last chapter was bad I don't even wanna think about your reaction to the cruel and unusual punishment shell be put through in that one. Lol!
Vicky- Yea...I guess that means that you're a Kagome lover huh? Kind of ironic since you wanted Yusuke to win. I guess you must have been really bored to send the damn thing five times...geez. NEway, at least you enjoyed the first chapter....
Kagome V Keiko V Boton
"Come on Inuyasha!" The raven haired girl whined, while practically dragging the fuming hanyou behind her.
They were in Sarayashiki Mall during the biggest sale of the summer. Half off on everything in the mall; every girls dream!
The strange couple had been at it for hours. Inuyasha, clad in a red baseball cap that matched the red wife beater and baggy jeans Kagome had picked out for him.
He watched in awe as the white and green blur that was Kagome ran around from store to store frantically. She would stop everyone in a while, only to dump an armload of shopping bags on the poor hanyou before chirping "Thanks Inuyasha! Be right back!" and dashing off again.
"Oooo I love this one!" she squealed. She was pointing to a store with the letters '2 CUTE' above it in giant neon pink.
"Come on lets go."
A look of sheer terror crossed Inuyasha's features as he trudged towards the frilly, pink store, lugging Kagomes already purchased goods behind him.
He waited near the front of the store, sticking out like a prep at HOTT TOPIC (sorry bad joke) amidst all the young girls fawning over the latest fashions.
Kagome looked around happily at all the cute cloths that were now a fraction of their original cost. Her eyes got all sparkly as her super girly shopping senses honed in on a fabulous light blue mini skirt.
She rushed over and grabbed her prize greedily from the clothing rack, only to feel new hands grab said item and tug in the opposite direction.
She looked up quickly while pulling the skirt to her chest and stared at the pretty little brunette whose hands dared sully HER skirt.
"Excuse me" she said politely, hoping to guilt the other girl into giving in, "I think your hands are on MY skirt." Okay, maybe that wasn't polite, but it was a great skirt and it was half off. That's a totally justifiable excuse....right?
Keiko tugged back just as forcefully, "No, I think it's you that is mistaken. I saw it first so it's MINE!"
"Yea, but I grabbed it first so it's mine!"
"Nu-uh"
"Ya-huh"
"Nu-uh"
"Ya-huh" (think the two kids from the emperors new groove...aka the lama movie)
After each girls spoke, they would pull the skirt towards their chests'.
"Now now, there girls. No use arguing." They both looked up to see a rather tall girl with brilliantly blue hair standing before them, "Why don't you just flip a coin." She suggested in an overly cheery voice.
Keiko and Kagome eyed each other warily before nodding their agreement.
"Fine."
"Okay"
"Great!!" Boton exclaimed with a huge smile plastered on her face.
Reaching into her blue school girl uniform's skirt pocket, she pulled out an American coin.
"Heads or tails Keiko?"
"Heads" she replied hastily.
"Guess that makes me tails" Kagome said obviously.
Putting on a mock serious face, Boton looked left, than right, checking for on lookers as though she were conducting some sort of secrete ceremony.
Than, satisfied that they were safe from prying eyes, tossed the fateful coin in the air.
The three girls watched as the coin went up, seemingly in slow motion. It flipped several times as it went higher and higher, than pausing in the air for a moment, it plummeted down into Botons' waiting palm.
"Heads!" She called merrily.
Keikos' exuberant cries of victory were drowned out by Kagome.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" she wailed in uncalled for agony, "Why does it have to end this way?!?" she cried dramatically as she placed a hand on her heart.
Boton and Keiko exchanged creeped out glances before slowly edging away from the hysterical girl.
"We would have been great together you know." She moaned after her nearly acquired skirt. "All my hopes and dreams of running after demons, looking sexy, and never even once showing the black lace thong I secretly wear have burned to ashes!"
"Are you alright Miss?" A nearby sales clerk had seen her distress and came over to see if she required any assistance.
Theatrically stumbling towards the unsuspecting man, she clutched his shirt in a near death grip; "My world is crashing down on me!" she sobbed as the poor boy finally realized his stupidity in questioning her and started clawing at her hands, trying desperately to get away.
"How can I live without this skirt" she wailed. Her hands went to her throat, leaving the sales man free to run for his life, "OH MY GAWD!!!! I CAN'T BREATH!!!"
Stopping her insane ranting mid screech, she dropped her hands from her throat. Instead leaving them at her chest prayer style, strumming her fingers together menacingly and as she spoke.
"My precious..." she whispered, in a rough scratchy voice that sounded suspiciously like Golem from Lord of The Rings, "We have lost our preciouses but we shalls be getting its back....we shalls take the precious and kill the hobitses---errr..womens!!! Yessss...we will find the precious..."
Returning her voice to a normal level she looked around frantically before noticing that not only was everyone ignoring her, but the two girls had already purchased the skirt and were currently sprinting towards the door.
"Wait!" she called after them, "Best two out of three!!"
She charged out of the store, hot on the mini skirt stealers heels, rushing past Inuyasha, who of course had missed all of what was going on.
He gave a strangled yelp as Kagome plowed into him, sending him falling over comically before jumping back up again, grabbing her things (which of course didn't get ruined or spill EVEN though he was holding them when he fell over...yes, he's talented like that), and dashing out after the deranged girl.
"Hey wait up stupid!" he yelled, frantically trying to catch up.
"Yea, wait up stupids!" she called, thinking he was talking about the two girls they were currently pursuing.
Boton and Keiko ran as hard as they could to escape the psychotic teen that was clearly bent on getting the damn skirt if it killed her.
Luckily her soul wouldn't have to wait long to be taken to the spirit world. Boton thought grimly, yet happily at the same time. (Shedup its possible)
Keiko chanced a look behind her, hoping that maybe the raven haired would just give up and go home.
She had no such luck; Kagome was still running madly after her, screaming for her to "stop" as if she was actually going to listen.
She turned around to see which direction Boton had gone but the blue haired girl was no where to be seen. She didn't dare stop running; petrified of what might happen if she lost the newly purchased mini.
She almost screamed when she felt a pair of hands grab her and pull her into a store she was running by.
She looked up and clutched her shopping bag to her chest possessively, fearing that it might be Kagome, only to sigh in relief when she met the eyes of the one and only Boton.
The lights in said store were dark. The only source of light in the place were a set of blinking lights, making everything look as if it were moving in slow motion.
The place was littered with neon signs that soiled Kiekos virgin eyes. Shirts, hats and bags with the play boy bunny on them were everywhere. Boton dragged her further into the dark store.
They passed by a rack of bumper stickers, Keiko glanced at them as she passed by, only to gasp and the vulgar things they said. Things such as 'Life's a BITCH and so am I'. She couldn't even imagine anyone using such profanity on a daily basis, let alone pasting such rude words on the back of their car.
The two girls ducked behind a shelf so that they were out of view, praying that Kagome wouldn't find them. I mean, just because she was right behind them, and she could totally see what they were doing would give them no reason to suspect she saw them duck into this store.
"DARN!" Kagome screamed, "INUYASHA!!!!"
The hanyou mysteriously appeared at her side.
"Can you pick up the two girls sent...the ones that we were just following I mean?
Inuyasha scratched his head stupidly. Apparently he was too stupid to realize that they were chasing someone. He had just followed the girl blindly, thinking that maybe she had just found another store to shop in.
He had simply thought that the two girls running in the same general direction was a coincidence.
"Well Kagome, hehehe..." his voice trailed off at the look of a store that looked like it was one of the darkest and depressing places he had ever seen. Perfect for an angsty guy like him!
He vaguely noticed the name of the store as he walked in, SPENCERS. Weird name he thought as he numbly walked on, past the strange stickers with writing on it, past the glowing things and past the...BOOBS!!
I stopped mid stride at his discovery. Pictures of naked women were all over the back of the store! He was staring so avidly and the nakedness surrounding him he barley notice Kagomes mortified scream until
"SIT!!!!"
"UMPH" Yea...he really should have seen that one coming. Oh well, it was worth the pain. Oh crap, now he was starting to sound like the monk.
He scrunched his nose in disgust at the thought. (Yes it is possible to scrunch your nose in disgust when your face pressed up against the floor. How? Well, because Inuyasha's just talented like that.)
He opened his eyes and prepared to stand when he noticed a strange looking coin on the ground.
"Oi Kagome, what's that?" he asked, forgetting his anger that his face slamming into the floor had caused.
"Umm...It looks like an American coin" she responded after picking up said coin and examining it for a moment. She flipped it over in her hand. "Hey look! It's a two headed coin! That is so..."
Her voice trailed up when she noticed a movement out of the corner of her eye. She spun her head around, sending a curtain of black hair into the poor hanyous face. "YOU!!!" She screamed in all out girl fury.
"ACK" Boton and Keiko cried as they tried yet again to escape.
"You cheated me!" the raven haired girl screamed after them. "You used a double headed coin to get MY skirt you WHORES!"
That was Keikos last straw. First the bad language, then the naked women posted on the walls, and now another girl is calling HER a WHORE! She hasn't even had her first kiss yet!
Well except for Yusuke, but that didn't count because he was sleeping at the time so technically she never kissed a guy before. Now girls on the other hand... (A/N-kidding)
She was so preoccupied with talking to herself, she didn't realize Kagome had grabbed a fake bow and arrows from a Halloween costume and try and shoot her with them.
She spun around to stare death in the face only to squeeze them shut again in fear. What? Getting shot with a fake arrow is scarier than it sounds!
Anyway, she squeezed her eyes shut, waiting for her seemingly eminent demise, only to hear a long "NOOOOO" than "UMPH".
She opened an eye warily and gasped.
"YUSUKE NOOOOOO!" she rushed over to her boyfriends side, hoping that he was alright.
He moaned and rolled over slowly. "Oh Yusuke!" she said lovingly, "Your alive!"
"Yea Keiko," he murmured back, "but in order to make me look like more of a hero, I'm going to have to die a heroes death in your arms."
"This cannot be!"
"Yea, your right, in cant" he agreed before hopping up easily and looking over Kagome with approval.
Said girl didn't even notice. She just whipped out another plastic arrow and pointed it at her skirt stealing foe. "Give me back me skirt and I wont have to use this" she demanded, oblivious to the fact that she was using a plastic arrow.
"Now now," Boton jumped in with the same silly smile still plastered on her face, "lets not be too hasty."
"Oh yea. I forgot about you." Kagome replied before picking up another arrow and pointing the two arrows now loaded in her bow at both girls.
Unfortunately, Boton distracted the green and white clad girl enough to draw a plastic sword from a rather revealing Xena Warrior Princess costume.
Inuyasha and Yusuke sweat dropped at the current situation. All the Goths working at the store were staring on while sniggering about the two stupid bitches that were trying to kill each other with Halloween props.
The customers had all formed a circle around the females jeering at them to get physical.
"DIE" Kagome yelled stupidly while releasing the string and letting the two arrows fly. They soared through the air missing both girls by a mile and hitting a couple that was making out in the corner instead.
Trying not to let her terrible archery get to her, by thinking that all she needed was a few more decades of practice and shell be perfect, she dropped the arrow and lunged at the closest person to her.
Boton fell to the floor, toppled over by Kagomes weight, and yelled out in pain as said girl grabbed two chunks of her blue hair and started tugging.
"OW OW OW OW OW" She yelled "GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!"
"Okay" Kagome said and started to loosen her hold on Botons head.
"Really?"
"NO" she screamed before tugging even harder. Kagome heard a yell and felt herself being tackled by Kieko. All three girls fell to a strangled heap on the floor.
None of the girls were deterred though. They hastily untangled themselves and their appendages and stood up facing each other. Boton lunged at Kagome, using her nails to scratch at her face but Kagome dodged quickly and all Boton manage to do is rip her opponents shirt; allowing quite a bit of cleavage to show.
Kagome fought back, jumping on top of Boton and hitting her over the head with her previously abandoned bow.
"Stop that please" Keiko begged before realizing this was supposed to be a fight and proceed to try and get Kagome off of Boton. She grabbed a fist full of Kagome's shirt and tugged but only succeeded in ripping it right off, leaving Kagome in her bra.
Said girl gave a startled shriek and tried covering herself, leaving Boton able to gain the upper hand. Boton pushed up and sat herself down on Kagomes mid section than tried to pin the girls' arms down.
Kagome felt the blue haired girl push her off and sit on top of her. She was forced to fight back. Her arms reached for something to hit her foe with and she smirked as her fingers circled around an axe from yet another costume.
She let out a wild yell as she slashed at Boton with the artificial weapon, and Boton threw herself backwards, out of harms way.
Both girls scrambled to their feet and shielded themselves. Botons shirt had now been torn off as well. (Shedup its possible!!)
"You witch" Kagome hissed and turned sharply when she herd a startled gasp.
"What kind of language is that!" Kieko yelled, her anger returning at the sound of the terrible word.
Kagome didn't give the other girl to have a chance to continue, she tackled the annoying brunette football style, her breasts bouncing insanely as she wrestled the girl to the ground. Boton jumped on top of them both and a full out bitch fight ensued; each girl attacking one another, friend or foe.
Yusuke and Inuyasha looked on stupidly, both feeling incredibly turned on at this strange turn of events and neither one willing to break up the girls cat fight. Even the two security guards that were called watched in awe as Kagome and Boton rolled around with Keiko, all three had lost their shirts sometime during the fight.
Every once in a while Kagome and Keiko would roll over, their skirts flying over their heads, exposing a bit of thigh. Heaven forbid if their damned underwear was showing for once, Inuyasha thought bitterly.
Though even though all three were now in their bras, Inuyasha strangely found himself cheering for the overly happy blue haired girl.
She didn't smell human, and looked like she was more feisty than Kagome, plus she couldn't sit him. Watching as said girl rolled on top of Kagome and started tugging her hair mercilessly he couldn't help but get exited.
If she can pound Kagome like that I wonder what she could do to me. He thought dreamily. As if he had spoken aloud object of his new affections released her hold of Kagome's raven tresses and blatantly stared at him.
He blushed furiously and turned away slightly.
"HEY HES MI...." Kagome was just about to lay a well deserved slap on Botons face when she finally noticed a gorgeous guy with slicked back black hair watching her.
The two girls exchanged glances before scrambling off each other, toppling over Kieko in the process, grabbing their new men by the arms and dragging them away.
Keiko looked around in wonder. Did they just....
She screamed in fury! Those meanies just walked out on her! How dare they!
Not only that but that black haired girl walked off with Yusuke!
"How rude!!" She said pouting.
She was getting ready to follow them and give all four of them a stern talking to when she spotted a slightly rumpled bag in the corner of the store.
"The skirt!" she exclaimed triumphantly.
She quickly pulled it out of the bag, making sure it was still in perfect condition; it was. (Shedup its possible)
She grinned stupidly before pushing passed all the men in the store that were still ogling her breasts and running home to try on her brand new skirt!
A/N- Okay just letting you know, I do realize that Spencers, Hott Topic and 2 Cute are American stores and used them because 1, I know what they sell in all three of them, 2. I think that most people have been in them, and if not have at least herd of them and 3. I love making fun of things and those particular stores were easy targets.
No offence to anyone that shops in those stores, I but almost all my cloths from Hot Topic and I buy little Shmatkis things from Spencers all the time (sorry Yiddish term lol..my grandparents speak Russian and Yiddish and I always use the silly terms...shmatkis is like that crap that you buy for no real reason and that have no real purpose.it just lies around your house collecting dust.)
Anyway, please continue to review and send in fights for me to do and I'll try to get them done as fast as possible. THANKS!!!