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"Somebody's moping," Harry said in a sing song voice.
"I'm not moping!" Ron said angrily. It had been 4 hours since Hermione left for the Islands and Ron had been in a sort of sulk since then.
"Of course you're not, you're having a great time, sorry I just can't tell them apart." Ron groaned, he hated it when Harry went all sarcastic on him. It was almost as bad as last year, when Harry yelled at everything, alive or not. "Come on Ron, we all know you fancy Hermione, but I mean, she's going to be back soon. And then you'll have your girlfriend back and a new T-Shirt."
"Hermione is not my girlfriend!" Ron yelled loudly. Everyone in the Common Room looked over in surprise, then disbelief and then got back to work painting their 'I am Ginny Weasley's Boyfriend' banners. As Ron looked around in anger, he realized that Harry was the only person in the room besides him. "Harry, I told you before, Hermione isn't my girlfriend. She likes that Viktor Krum guy."
"All right Ron, you're right, Hermione isn't your girlfriend. But I notice you didn't deny that you fancied her!" Harry danced around the room, easily avoiding the pillows that Ron was throwing. "Besides, she broke up with Krum over the summer, remember? He's gay and now living with Aidan Lynch."
"Oh yeah," Ron said thoughtfully. "I forgot about that, but I do not fancy Hermione!"
"Really?" Harry asked.
"Yeah! The day I like her, pigs will fly!" With that, Ron picked up a book and began to read. Harry sat down, looking at his banner and thinking. Then he looked up.
"Ron?" Ron looked up, annoyed.
"What?"
"Watch this!" With that, Harry turned an ottoman into a pig and made it fly around the room. Still chuckling, he made it land and turned the pig back into an ottoman.
"I hate you" Ron muttered. Since the book in his hands was upside down anyways, he put it down and glared at his best friend.
"But you love Hermione," Harry said with an impish smile. Then he ran upstairs before Ron could throw anything. With all that Quidditch practice, his aim was getting better.
Hi there! I put some of Harry and Ron stuff in. The chapters will now be alternating Ron and Hermione. I wasn't originally planning Harry and Ginny to be together but I wanted Harry to be painting something and I really don't like Cho. Also, sorry Viktor/Hermione fans. I thought it would be funny if Krum turned out to be gay and the only person I could think of (apart from Wood) was Lynch. Besides, this is a Ron/Hermione fic. I can do whatever I want to the rest of the characters! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Review!