Title: Alucard's Acquaintance
Chap. 2: No Life King Strikes Again
Author: Kreuz Swords
Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing and made no money writing this. I'm just a crazy fan who made up a plot with the Hellsing characters, tee hee XD Davi and Tatsel are alias vamps too.
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Alucard stood in the hallway before his shocked human master and fledgling. Another vampire in black attire was leaning against his back. He had just pronounced that the visiting strange vampire was his boyfriend. A long silenced followed. Then, Alucard smiled and began to snicker, giggle, chuckle, laugh, deeply cackle, and guffaw. Finally, he doubled over onto the floor with hysterical laughter as the others looked on still stunned. Alucard started beating floor with his fists in his fit of laughter.
"I knew it! It was too good to be true!!" declared Lewis and pouted when he crossed his arms. "You are just as heartless in some ways as my blonde brat of a master."
Seras gave out a sigh of relief to the fact it was just another one of her master's perverted tricks. Then she wondered who the other vampire really is that her master would let someone even get close to him openly.
Integral clinched her hands over her gun and smoldered with livid anger. She ground her teeth as she narrowed her eyes at Alucard still laughing on the floor.
"Sir Hellsing is everything under control?" said Walter as he came into the hallway panting. "I heard Lord Alucard's Jackal fire off, and I …" Walter stopped behind Seras and stared at the scene before him of Alucard laughing on the floor, an unknown man, and Sir Hellsing ready to burst with anger. He wisely kept silent.
Alucard tried to speak, "HA HA…It…It wa…HAHA was soo priceless HAHA… to see yo… your b HAHA break in the composure…HAHA as the Iron Maiden HAHAHA... my ma…master…Now I seen everything HAHA…I am ready to die HAHA… of laughter…HAHAHA… And HAHA And y…you really b…believed me as being g…gay…ma…master HAHAHA… "
"ALUCARD!!! You are soo DEAD!" Sir Hellsing began to shoot at her vampire. She was displeased even more as Alucard rolled dodged the silver bullets while laughing. "Alucard hold still! I ORDER you to take your punishment for such insolence you bloody hyena freak of nature!!" Integral stopped shooting only to change her clip to shoot some more. She started chasing after her vampire when he got up while the others plastered them selves against the wall for safety.
A stray silver bullet blasted onto the wall right next to Lewis. The vampire gave out a yelp and jumped onto Seras, who caught him in her arms quickly. He wrapped his arms around Seras' shoulders to make it easier to for her to hold him. "Who is that gun happy lady?" spoke out Lewis over the gunfire and laughter.
"The lady is Sir Integral Wingates Hellsing," answered Walter. "And, you sir are?"
"I am sorry we were not properly introduced, cheire. My name is Lewis, and you are?"
"Victoria, Seras Victoria."
"It is a pleasure to meet you, mademoiselle Victoria." Said Lewis and smiled. He turned his head back to Walter, "And, you monsieur?"
"Walter," and he shook Lewis' out stretched hand. "May I be so bold as to ask if you are a vampire or a freak?"
"A vampire. What is a Freak? …"
"OH BLOODY HELL!! I ran out of clips!" and Integral tossed her gun at Alucard.
"It looks like I have to get the hallway restored," said Walter and sighed as he surveyed the damage. "I better tell the guards that the emergency is under controlled." The Hellsing retainer took his leave and left Sir Hellsing to take care of Alucard's latest prank.
Integral stomped up to Seras. "I order everyone here to go to my office in a few minutes! She noticed Lewis' big fear filled emerald eyes. "Yes you too, who ever you are!" Sir Hellsing stormed down the hallway. "Laughing boy! You have a lot of explaining to do!"
"HAHA…Yes, my master…HAHAHA," said Alucard as Integral went up the stairway with every step being heard. He continued to laugh until he calmed down a bit.
"She is sometimes nice to me," and Seras nervously smiled at Lewis.
"Umm, you can put me down now. Or, do you really like holding me," said Lewis sheepishly.
"Hehe, eh sorry," and Seras placed him down as she blushed.
"Police girl, I will go up and face the Valley of Death first, hehehe" said Alucard. "Lewis, how did you like my new master's dramatic appearance?"
"I say she is much better than your first master that kept on splashing holy water on me and showing me the cross," responded Lewis. "And, she is very skillful with a gun. I hope I do not have to avoid a shower of silver bullets every time she sees me."
"I think she will not behave that way when my master was shooting at me and not at you." A huge laughing grin spread across Alucard's mouth. He changed into a puddle of eyes and seeped into the shadows on the floor.
"Ewww! Master, how many times have I told you not to do gross freaky stuff around me!" complained Seras.
"So, you are his fledgling. I am a little surprised because I see him more as a loner. Well, he would not run off with me many years ago. Anyway, he still acted like he did not need to make another like us," said Lewis.
"I had chosen to go with him when I let him shoot me to kill the target he was after," said Seras a little sadly. "Come on, we better go up and face Sir Hellsing." Seras lead the way through the hall and up the staircase.
"Do not worry so much cheire. I think Alucard had also picked you. I sense a strong spirit in you," comforted the vampire guest. "You need a strong spirit to become one of us."
"What about my humanity?" said Seras as she stopped half way up the stairs.
Lewis looked away as if he was remembering something. "If you do not have a good sound spirit then you will go mad and seek death to yourself. Those are the type of vampires that your master hunts."
"Madness…" Seras stood on the steps thinking until Lewis was about to pass by her. She put her dark thoughts behind her and moved on ahead to the upper hallway. Seras knocked and opened Sir Hellsing's big office door tentatively. "Ma'am?"
"You and the other vampire my sit down in front of me," spoke Integral as she puffed strongly on her cigar. Big clouds of smoke were blown into the air that seemed to visibly linger in the room. She watched as the two came in and took their seats with a stony gaze. Sir Hellsing switched her gaze over to Alucard as he moved to Seras's side. "Well Alucard, I will let you begin as to how you happen to meet this vampire?"
"I met the acquaintance of Lewis around 1900 by accident.(1) Your great-great grandfather Hellsing ordered me to get rid of a tiny coven of vampires. When I tracked them down on a moonless night, they were attacking Lewis in a back alleyway. I deposed of the vampires that I was ordered to wipe out. When I was finished, Lewis came running up to me and hugged me and had this silly notion into his head that I was his savior. I pushed him off and left him since he was not part of the coven. He followed me like a lost and lovesick puppy," and Alucard sighed. "I tried threats and shot at him. I gave up and took pity on this pathetic excuse as a vampire, and let him talk to me when my first human master was not around."
"I was in my very lonely and painful time period then and I wanted Alucard to come back with me to America, but I did not understand why a human would want to use him for. I sadly left when Alucard was sealed away," added Lewis.
"Give me a good reason why I should not order Alucard to destroy you now," said Integral coldly with an icy stare.
"Madame Hellsing I will a sure you that I will not cause any demonic trouble. I have even attacked and killed my own kind. But, I do uphold my own humanity very dear to me. I only take blood when I really need it, which is mostly animal blood and mercy blood taking from humans who want to die," implored Lewis to Sir Hellsing.
"Have you come here to try and take away Alucard again?" questioned Integral as she flicked off the cigar's ash into a try.
"Oh non Madame Hellsing, I wanted see if I could stay with him for a while. You see…" Lewis started to get teary eyed and continued, "You see, my master has been ignoring me and not speaking to me either." Lewis burst into tears and wailed, "Everybody really likes my master Tatsel. Then that watcher came and took my dear master away from me. Tatsel started sleeping around with Davi and left mee!" The crying vampire took out a green silken handkerchief and cried deeply into it as Integral rolled her eyes in disgust at the very un-vampire like behavior. Lewis suddenly jumped up from his chair with fisted hands up and said angrily, "THEN my blonde brat of a master stole my girl that I fell in love with!! I will show him that he can walk the Devil's Road all by himself!" I do not need that Censor, censor!!" Lewis ranted on in his Cajun cursing.
"Master is that vampire friend of yours cursing in Cajun?"
"Yes, how very perspective of you Seras to know of a sub language," said Alucard to his young change with pride.
"SILENCE!! SIT!" yelled out Integral.
"Ye…Yes my master," said Lewis with starry emerald eyes as he quickly sat back down.
"You have convinced me with your antics and you may stay here only under one condition," said Sir Hellsing as she wondered why Lewis had on an enthralled expression. "The Hellsing Organization will never support a freeloader, so you will be assign just like all the agents here. You said you had fought with your own kind before. What skills do you have?"
"I can use scythe as a weapon."
"Do you know how to use a gun?"
"Umm, I used a musket once," said Lewis nervously.
Integral sighed and said, "Agent Seras, tell Walter to assign our vampire guest a weapon. I trust Walter's good eye judgment in finding something that will suit Lewis' meager defensive skills."
"Yes Ma'am!" said Seras as she stood up.
"Now, where are we going to hold you here?" inquired Sir Hellsing and she smoked her cigar. "Alucard, can I put him in with you?"
"No you cannot. I may know and tolerate him, but there is in no way he is my companion that I will share a room with," stated Alucard and he sneered at the thought of Lewis in his dark room and shivered.
"Very well then, Seras, Lewis will bunk in your room on the other side. Also, tell Walter to bring out the guest bed and have him tell Dr. Travelin that we have another mouth to feed. If you have any problems, please report them. Lewis, Seras, you are dismissed."
"Master…," uttered Lewis with dreamy emerald eyes.
"I said Leave! And, do not call me master. I am Sir Hellsing to you!!" said an aggravated Integral as Seras quickly moved and Lewis scrambled up out the door.
Alucard listen as the two make their fast exit down the hallway and stairs. He grinned again and chuckled at their childish behavior.
"Alucard, I have changed my mind on staking you through the heart. I will instead chain you to a silver cross and douse you in holy wine and set you ablaze."
"Do you want me to bring the marshmallows on that day, master?" and her vampire grinned wolfishly.
"Dwgrrrrr…!" growled Integral and tossed a unicorn paperweight at the cheeky vampire, which he calmly averted it.
"Goodnight Miss Hellsing," said Alucard as he turned around to leave.
"One more thing, Alucard," and her vampire spun back to face her again. "If you ever think about cheating on me, I will shave you bald and seal you up somewhere that nobody will find you for a very very long time."
"Eh?" and Alucard slowly grinned slyly. "Does this mean I will be getting Saint Valentine's cards from you for now on, my master. It might make Seras very jealous. By the way, I do love the smell of chocolate."
Sir Hellsing pressed her lips together over her cigar and scowled. A thought came to her and she raised an eyebrow. "I will make sure to send a you a crate load of chocolate covered garlic," retorted Integral.
"You know that home remedy does not work to repel us." Alucard body faded into the shadows leaving his toothy grin and the grin faded as well.
Integral took off her glasses to rub her eyes with one hand and sighed. "I need another vampire like I need a hole in my head. I better get to bed before something else strange happens such as warthogs sprouting wings." Sir Hellsing crushed out her cigar in the tray and straightens her papers that she had messed up a bit when she heard the gun fire. Integral left her office and went her private room down the hall.
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Seras and Lewis were walking through the servants' section and found Walter in his workroom filling out an order form to have the middle hallway restored. He also had Sir Hellsing's gun on his desk with a new clip in it.
"I see that Sir Hellsing did not behead you in her office and we still have our vampire guest. What are her wishes Lady Seras?" said Walter as looked up from the forms at his desk.
"Sir Hellsing ordered you to find a weapon for Lewis, tell Dr. Travelin about feeding him as well, and Lewis will be bunking with me on a guest bed," relayed Seras.
"Welcome to the Hellsing Organization, Lewis. May you serve us well in the coming future," greeted Walter as he stood up and patted Lewis' shoulder.
"I do not know many fighting skills of this age," informed Lewis. "I think I will displease Sir Hellsing with lack in knowledge of weapons. I am use to physical strength when I defend myself."
"Do not worry, I will think of something and train you a bit," comforted Walter. "Now, let's show you where you will be staying, shall we" The Hellsing retainer pocketed Integral's gun and showed the way to the dark sub chambers and dungeon. "We do have a few rules for you to follow. Do not leave without permission, or bring someone in from the outside. Tell no one that we exist. There will be no snacking on the help or other agents. You will be fed with medical blood daily. Always follow Sir Hellsing's orders. If you have any questions, please tell me and I will guide you on the right path." Walter stopped at a locked door a few doors down from Seras' room. "The bathroom you will use is in the servants' section. Do not use the one's in the barracks. The soldiers dislike the idea of a tame vampire lurking around in their bathrooms," said Walter as he unlocked the room and walked in side.
Inside the room were furniture, extra art pieces, covered objects, and a folded bed on little wheels. Walter moved some objects aside and wheeled the bed out with some bedding on it and locked the door back up. The movable bed squeaked and clattered on the stone floor. Seras moved up ahead and opened to door for Walter.
"Thank you Lady Seras. Here is where you will be staying Lewis during the daytime." Walter pushed the folded bed to the left side of the room. With Lewis' help, the Hellsing retainer set the bed up. "I will you see tomorrow evening then and goodnight," said Walter and he left the two in the room.
Lewis yawned. "I feel it must be close to sunrise now." He began to unbutton his long coat.
"My master said that we don't really sleep," said Seras.
"It depends on the vampire and who was their creator. For me, I just drop off when the sun rises and come to when it sets." Lewis removed his coat and worked off his jacket. He set them on the chair at the table. He took his vest off his black shirt soon followed on to the chair. Lewis wavered over to his bed and sat down as Seras watched her new roommate's behavior. He pulled his knee high boots off and curled up fully into the thick covers with nothing visible of him was left out. "See you tomorrow mademoiselle Victoria," muffled Lewis.
"Call me Seras please," insisted the fledgling vampire.
Bonne nuit (Good night), Seras," and Lewis slipped into unconscious.
"Sweet dreams Lewis. I think it will be nice to have someone else to talk to," mused Seras.
TBC…Review please and I will write the next chapter - all are welcome. Does anyone know of Pip's personality? How does he pick on Seras? How does he interact with others? Tell me by e-mail if you do
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Author's notes:
1. I am guessing that was around the time when Dr. Abraham Van Helsing had Alucard. He had to be great-great grandfather because my great grandma was little girl at this time period.
Alucard and KS:
(falling over with laughter)
KS: We sure pulled a good one on Integral, didn't we!
Alucard: I wish someone had taken of picture of her. (Snickers)
KS: Anyway, I am going to write chap.3 if someone tells me about Pip. Go with God's and the queen's mercy. Amen.
Integral: Are you making fun of our mission statement? X(
KS: Why yes, but I thought your mission motto was "Search and Destroy!"
Integral: …(thinks about shooting KS)
KS: Oh yes, Lewis is French-American :D; (hint another clue)
To readers who stressed out on the Al's gay part: I think he is oh so cuter as being strait XD
BlazeStryker: It is a crossover. Wow, I made history O.O I thought people might have written them already with this mix. I had to keep you know who from going postal on my fic. So, close aliases will be used.