Disclamer: I'm not the only one who wishes she owned all of Tamora Pierce's work, and guess what, I don't. The only profit I could possibly make is getting into school of the arts, and thats with my writing skills, no money whatsoever. YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME, SO YOU CAN'T SUE ME!!!!!!

CHAPTER 2, POETRY

Ralon was thinking away, trying to write a soppy love poem, it wasn't working very well.

"Gah, what rhymes with toe?" Ralon was pretending to be writing to Delia of Eldorn, but no matter what he did, he sucked to the tenth dimension. This is what he had so far :

My Love For You

My love for you

it stings with the freshness of spring,

my love for you

I weep teers of joy,

when you look this way,

almost as much as the time I stubbed my toe

Yes, Ralon needed help, so he did the unthinkable, he asked the prince for help.

In the hall

"Oh, getting stupid Alanetta out better be worth this! I can't belive I am actually going to Prince Jonathan for help", Ralon did not like the idea of asking Jonathan for help.

Jonathan heard the knock on his door,"Yes?"

"Excuse me for intruding, highness, but I, rather my sister, would like some help with poetry."

"I'm listening, but you better make it fast, Alan is coming over to study soon," Jonathan retorted.

"Well, my sister, Josaphina has a crush on, well, Alan's twin brother , Thom, and she asked me to write love poems to him for her. I can't find anything that rhymes with toe, I need your help." Ralon had practiced this lie for a long time, not wanting to sound too much like a fool.

" Toe? Whay the heck would the word 'toe' be doing in a love poem? Okay, I give up, c'mere."

A/N well, whaddya think? do I suck to the tenth dimension, too? (Don't answer that!)

REVIEW ANSWERS!!!!points down

Imperfectionist-right, fuzzy thoughts, gee, doesn't that sound wierd!Yay, my life is complete, someone who I didn't beg to reviewed me!(Kirjava Demon doesn't count, she had a little over 1 year to review , you had about one month!)Did I beg you too?

Amanda-Ya, this is a really fun plot, and even funner(is that a word?) to write, thanks for coming back too this lovely little world for me Mandy!

Always Peach-Okay, Mandy told you to say that, or else there is a conspiresy to make me sieze control over the world, YOU ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED ME, YAY! Yup,points up, A/R is fun to write, it is going to be interesting where this goes!

Dom's Lover-Aww, shucks, is it really that good? Well, heading to be that good? Ya, actually, the thing that made me think about this plot was me trying to figure out the couples I like and dislike. Welcome for reviews, you won't be able to get rid of me very eisily, though, like a barnicle I am!

HeartDaMoose-NO! You can't kill him until I'm through, I'm thinking, humiliation nation, like...oh oh, I had suger...insert evil cackle here

Phaidra-Yay, I've been saying that wword alot, oh well, I am officially spiffy by the order of the cuz who couldn't come down for christmas!(yes, let the guilt flow) I will try to low down the crush, but my fingers might do something without me telling them to.another evil cackle here So you like the flash back, sweet! I did something right! Oh, he was killed in a celular phone explosion!

Yay! 6 whole reviews after just a month and one chapter! I think I will aim for 10 before I go to the third chptr! Well, I have been doing some research, and I found out that there is a little blue-gray button doown there somewhere, and guess what it does! It lets you review, so, the only excuse you have for not reviewing is that the evil fuzzi bunnies carried you away, if you flame, or don't review, I will personally hire the evil fuzzi bunnies to carry you away.