Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or story of Saint Seiya/Knights of the Zodiac no matter how much I may stalk... *ahem* I mean beg and plead. Therefore, I am making no money from this and besides; if I was I be putting my efforts into putting great anime on the big screen like the old days of Transformers. *Hint Hint* Not the kind that's dummed down for kids and the sort (You know who you are). That's why most people think anime is for kids and why I get strange looks from my friends when I go to the anime section of the store....Or is that the real reason? I wonder....
The Chocolate Bunny Incident:
Chapter Two:
After about a couple seconds of enduring Ikki's frantic prodding, Shiryu finally regained enough sense to open the door and run for his dear life and the life of his hair. It was clear to everyone what the sugar crazed Shun had planned for the dragon knight as Shun began to do an Egyptian style walk, clicking the scissors he was holding as he went along.
Ikki was getting increasingly irritated with his brother as he saw the spectacle his brother was making of himself. And once again, he could hear the yapping of a certain little dog going along with the nonexistent beat to which Shun had chosen to dance to. Raising his voice to give the other two bronze knights more time to finish gathering rope to tie Shun up; Ikki yelled up to his brother, "Shun! Where did that dog come from??"
The little knight paid no attention to Ikki as he continued to dance on.
Ikki took the opportunity to glance at Hyoga and Seiya, grateful that the two had acted so quickly upon hearing Shun's evil laughter. Hyoga was already done grabbing all of the rope from the curtains on one half of the living room and was standing off to the side with one of the gold colored ropes outstretched in his hands.
Seiya wasn't far behind when all of a sudden, he and Hyoga were knocked out of the way as Shun had jumped from the top of the stairway onto his brother's back yelling, "Whoa doggy! Boy Mr. Jingles this is going to be a tough horsey to tame."
All the while Ikki tried to squirm out of Shun's grasp.
Becoming more distraught, Ikki yelled to the other two in the room; "What are you two waiting for? Get him off me NOW! Or so help me I'll make you wish you were facing off with the gold knights right about now."
First Hyoga jumped and tried to place Shun in a mighty bear hug. This allowed Ikki to move out of the green haired knight's grasp and Seiya to lasso the scissors out of his hands.
Pouting at those who would spoil his fun, Shun whined, "Why are you guys always trying to ruin my fun? Well.... I'm just gonna have to do something about that." With another mischievous grin spreading on his face, Shun used both of his free hands to pull the little chihuahua from it's snuggly spot and dropped him behind his head onto Hyoga's face and began to order the dog, "Attack Mr. Jingles! Attack!"
Hyoga couldn't contain the sugar entranced knight anymore as he was assaulted by a multitude of licks from a tiny and might I add ticklish little pink tongue. It was useless for him to fight and he succumbed to the cute dog's charms as both fell to the floor.
This left Shun free but not for long as Seiya managed to lasso Shun causing him to get a little angry with Seiya.
Seiya was having some trouble holding Shun with the ropes as it seemed that sugar brought out strength within the boy to match or even rival that of his brother. Looking around, Seiya was trying to figure out what had happened to Ikki and was trying to find a good place to tie him down to.
Shun struggled more and then stopped and froze seemingly to concentrate his cosmos.
Sensing this, all Seiya could think was 'Oh crap.'
In a taunting voice, Shun stared Seiya straight on and said, "Poor Seiya, did you forget that chains are stronger than ropes? I bet you forgot that my Nebula chains could tie people up just like ropes and the sort." Suddenly, a massive blur of chains flew towards Seiya causing him to get tangled in the ropes he was holding.
As soon as Shun saw that his captor had been tied up himself, he proceeded to free himself from the loosened ropes around his slim muscular form. At that point a fun thought entered Shun's head as he spoke, "I know! Let's play decorate the Christmas tree! I have the ornament.." staring directly at Seiya, he continued, "Now to find the perfect tree..."
Getting a bit frustrated, Seiya replied with his own pout as he found escaping his bonds was impossible at this point; "How about we play something else.... umm, I know! Let's play untie me and clean up... I'll even let you wear the apron Shun."
This only served to get Shun even more frazzled as he raised his voice to his prey, "Aggghhh! You see Seiya, you're just like the rest... Everyone always thinks that I look like a girl and want to play dress up. Nobody even notices a resemblance between Ikki and I... Do you know how annoying that can be??"
All Seiya could do was nod his head keeping his trembling mouth shut as he had only made matters worse for himself.
Laughing again at Seiya's predicament, Shun taunted, "I've got it..."
Seiya soon found himself being lifted into the air and hung from the ceiling fan in the living room.
Snapping his fingers, Shun came back into the hall near the living room to find Ikki trying to pry Mr. Jingles off of Hyoga. Puffing up his cheeks a bit, Shun spoke up to get his older brother's attention, "Speaking of looking like a girl brother. I thought I'd fix that little discrepancy. I even picked out a nice purple shade of lipstick from Saori's bedroom for you. Not that she had any other color.... Oh and look..." He paused to pull a bunched up white frilly piece of clothing from his back pocket; the same pocket that he had stashed the lipstick and some silver glittery mascara he had been fascinated with.
Ikki stopped what he was doing with the pair on the floor and looked over his shoulder. Shun was closing the distance between them as Ikki's face twisted into a horrified expression.
Looking from side to side for a way out, Ikki stared at his brother begging, "Hey Shun.... Umm you know I've never said that you look like a girl. Besides I don't look good in white dresses.... Really, white's not my color." Finally noticing the front door still open, Ikki grabbed a large potted tree and threw it at Shun running for his only chance to protect his masculinity and sanity. His only last words before slipping out the door were, "Sorry brother; Hyoga, Seiya... I trust you two can handle him from here."
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Oh no... what's a person to do when a sugar crazed Shun wants to dress you up in a dress?
Alright... Thank all of you who reviewed the last chapter :) I already had another chapter planned but I wanted to see how the first one went over. I spent the entire day yesterday downloading the Hades manga and reading all I could about it. And all I could do was gasp about Shun being Hades... Oh and not to mention the several thousands of Shun pictures I got ;) I plan to make more Shun fics at some point or another or should I continue this one? My Spring break is coming to an end so it may take me some time. Ha! I started watching Saint Seiya for Seiya and fell completely in love with Shun... Who knew?
