AIR chap 2:
One day after
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Inuyasha who was sleeping on a tree was waking up with a BIG jump and naturally
He feel down the tree...
Miroku:"oh!you were here inuyasha!"
Inuyasha:"miroku did you touch any of the villagers girl!"
Miroku:"no!but did you heard that scream it was coming from kaede hut..."
Inuyasha who was searching around kagome and sango...
And inuyasha pick a run
Miroku:"hey!inuyasha what are you doing!"
Inuyasha:"it was MAYBE kagome scream back now!"
Miroku was running after him
flash back at kaede's hut
Saly:"what?!"
kagome:"euh saly you had a little problem...."
sango:"a litlle! IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM!"
shippo:"...and i was thinking why she had so much fight with inuyasha..."
saly:"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! TOLD ME!"
kagome taking a mirror from her bag
kagome:"saly look!"
saly:"hum....KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
end of flash back
at kaede's hut
Inuyasha had just passed the door that
Kagome/saly:"OSUWARIIIIIIII!"
Sango toke the boomerang and smash inuyasha who flew up and go out
Miroku:"inuyasha i think that mean "DON'T COME!""
Inuyasha half dead:"yeah i know"
But in one second inuyasha snif up the air and start to take a huge laugh...
Kagome:"what's up with him?"
Saly:"that stupid jackass know!"
Shippo:"and you know that only from that egocentric laugh?"
Saly:"no it's just that i know this jerk to good!i read in him like a read
In a book...inuyasha you fool you can come!"
Inuyasha came and starve at the girl
Saly was closing her eyes and who was sitting in a yoga position
Saly:"inuyasha...stop...LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, osuwari!osuwari!osuwari!osuwari!osuwari!osuwari!osuwari!osuwari! »
and inuyasha once again had see his closest friend:the ground...
inuyasha who stood up:"you know MY back really start to hurt from all that sit
command!you kitty!"
saly:"O---"
inuyasha rolled his eyes and said that if she excuse him
saly:"-Su"
inuyasha:"excuse me !sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry"(it's a lot of sorry but he is
speaking really fast...)
saly:"wa-"
inuyasha:"please no!"
saly:"-ii!"
inuayasha flambing up:"OSUWAII(vinegar)!"
miroku:"so saly you become a..."
saly:"cat hanyou!"
miroku take a little look at her:
she looks like the saly that they know but her hair is golden with two kawaii(really cute)
ears!her eyes are color ruby!and she had a golden tail...and in one time her clothes change
before it was a jeans and a t-shirt...know it's a fire rat like inuyasha is wearing but in white
kagome:"saly!i think you need to call Air!"
saly:"yeah!she had to have a big kick on her ass!AIR!YOU STUPID ALTER-EGO YOU HAD TO SHOW UP IN
ONE SECOND OR YOU'RE GONNA TO SEE THE HELL SOON!"
Air:"what do you want grouser!"
saly:"YOU..."she control her anger"...so AIR...what the meaning of this"
Air:"OH!SHIT!it's a side-effect!"
saly(really controlling her anger but with a litlle tick on her eyes and a smile on her mounth
that inuyasha notice):"oh!reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyy!a side-effect?Air did you forgot to tell
me about something..."
inuyasha just notice that saly is much much much more scary when she is controlling her anger and had that
smile and that tick...he just thinked that there is a kagome number two...and in a few minute saly will have
the tick more and more,she will boil up and then explose!
Air:"euh saly you scary me when you smile like that..."
saly holding her:"you don't have to be scary..."and she started to strangle her"MY FRIEND!"
Air:"OK!Ok!I WILL SAY EVERYTHING,EVERYTHING...itsasideeffectthatcameonlybecauseyouareinananimendyouhavetobeidentified
asapersonnagesoichooseacathanyoubutimsosorrysorrysorry"
saly:"euh Air slowly please!"
Air:"ah! sorry i said that it'sa side-effect that came only because you are in an anime and you have to be identified
as a personnage so i choose a cat hanyou but i'm so sorry sorry sorry"
saly:"'k you can go now"
inuyasha:"euh!saly are you fine!"
air who had gone saly was sitting and don't talk to everyone...and had forgot
to respond to inuyasha
inuyasha:"HEY!YOU BITCH!I TOLD YOU IF YOU'RE FINE OR NOT!"
saly:"oh!sorry inuyasha i was thinking about something strange...but i'm really sorry i worried you...i'm fine!"
inuyasha:"i-i'm not worried about you your just my tama-detector number two!"
saly and kagome stood up in the same time and inuyasha could smell that the cat-hanyou was really pissed-off!
saly:"TAMA-DETECTOR!"
kagome:"NUMBER TWO!"
saly/kagome:"INUYASHA!"
inuyasha:"---ghwhat"
saly/kagome:"OSUWARII!"
one minute after he stood up and see the cat-hanyou pissed off in front of him
saly:"INUYASHAAAAA!YOU'RE GONNA"
inuyasha:"I'M GONNA WHAT!"
saly:"MAKE AEROBATICS!"
inuyasha:"what's that areobatikzz?"
saly:"THAT!"and she kick him and he flew and flew for one kilometer almost and said a "WHYYYY!"
end of chapter 2:it's a one shot….