Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note: I love Snape, but I couldn't resist.

Joy to the world

While waiting for Snape to come to class the entire class burst into song…

Joy to the world Snape is dead

We barbecued his head!!!

What happened to his body?

We dumped into acid!!

And every body cheered

The Potions master is gone

Joy to the world Snape is dead!!!!


Rejoice Rejoice He's finally gone!

No more failing grades!!

We are finally free

From oily oppression

And everybody is happy

The dungeon room smells great

We longer have Homework

Snape is dead!!!

" You wish." Snape said savagely as the entire class was caught singing. " Detention for all of you!! One for singing about my death and two for singing of key!!"

" Ahh, what happened to your holiday spirit professor?" Asked Harry in a very cocky voice.

" In a vat of acid!"


Happy Holidays… : )