Inuyasha Poems
By ShadowYoukai87
Page 1: Inuyasha's Poem
I'm writing this poem for my misery,
As Kagome keeps on sitting me.
The monk says I have it good.
At least I don't get slapped
For asking women to start motherhood,
Or for stroking sweet Sango's ass.
I agree with him it could be worse...
I for one don't have his damn curse
Shippo just laughs at me,
And I pound him sweetly to the ground,
But then what do I see?
It's the ground once more....DAMN!
Maybe he wouldn't laugh
If I stuffed this necklace up his ass!
Sango says I should be kind,
And I ask her, "Who am I?!
Someone who has the right state of mind?"
She doesn't answer my question,
She walks away, shaking her head
With a look in her eyes that says 'I will soon be dead'.
Koga flirts with her,
She 'sits' me,
How I wish to kill that cur!
But he is such a coward,
Runs away from every battle,
And I can hear his knees rattle.
Kagome looks angry at me,
I gulp and pray,
For even if I run up a tree,
She'll bring it tumbling down.
Oh woe is me!
I suck at poetry!
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